Currently 678 stories in this category

Four Jedi in a Bed by #tpm
The authors would like it known that it just happened, it wasn't our fault, and it was -- for some time zones -- really, really late.)
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
Unrated - 9k - 02-Nov-1999

HST 01: Oral Stimulation Level One by 'chelle
Humanoid Sexual Techniques series: Obi Wan teaches sex ed, Jedi style -- with a little, uh, help from his master.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 17k - 06-Sep-1999

HST 02: Tactile Stimulation Prep Work by 'chelle
Humanoid Sexual Techniques series: Obi Wan teaches sex ed, Jedi style -- with a little, uh, help from his master.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 17k - 14-Sep-1999

HST 03: Tactile Stimulation: The Class by 'chelle
Humanoid Sexual Techniques series: Obi Wan teaches sex ed, Jedi style -- with a little, uh, help from his master.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 21k - 30-Sep-1999

HST 04: Oral Stimulation Level Two by 'chelle
Humanoid Sexual Techniques series: Obi Wan teaches sex ed, Jedi style -- with a little, uh, help from his master.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 14k - 05-Oct-1999

HST 05: Vaginal Intercourse by 'chelle
Humanoid Sexual Techniques series: Obi Wan teaches sex ed, Jedi style -- with a little, uh, help from his master.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 22k - 11-Oct-1999

HST 06: Anal Intercourse: Preparation by 'chelle
Humanoid Sexual Techniques series: Obi Wan teaches sex ed, Jedi style -- with a little, uh, help from his master.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 6k - 13-Oct-1999

HST 07: Anal Intercourse: The Class by 'chelle
Humanoid Sexual Techniques series: Obi Wan teaches sex ed, Jedi style -- with a little, uh, help from his master.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 17k - 29-Oct-1999

HST 08: Anal Intercourse: After the Class by 'chelle
Humanoid Sexual Techniques series: Obi Wan teaches sex ed, Jedi style -- with a little, uh, help from his master.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 22k - 31-Oct-1999

HST 09: Sexual Aids I: Preparation by 'chelle
Humanoid Sexual Techniques series: Obi Wan teaches sex ed, Jedi style -- with a little, uh, help from his master.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 20k - 07-Nov-1999

HST 10: Sexual Aids I: The Class by 'chelle
Humanoid Sexual Techniques series: Obi Wan teaches sex ed, Jedi style -- with a little, uh, help from his master.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 12k - 13-Jan-2000

Growing Pains by A Horse Called Hwin
When Qui-Gon meets Obi-Wan.
Categories: Humor, Pre-Slash, Alternate-Universe, Qui/Obi
PG - 12k - 21-May-2009

Growing Pains 2: Fast and Furious by A Horse Called Hwin
Sequel to Growing Pains. Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan go undercover.
Categories: Action/Adventure, Humor, Pre-Slash, Qui/Obi, Series
PG-13 - 37k - 21-May-2011

In the Jedi Temple by A Horse Called Hwin
Quoted from an article in the Jedi Temple FREE newspaper, "The Midi-Chlorianer": "THREAT ALERT! Level: Red. Risk: High. Category: Evil public media people. Description: A dangerous reporter is now wandering in the Temple, and it was reported that she had sold her soul to the Devil..."
Categories: Humor, Alternate-Universe, Qui/Obi, Romance, Parody
PG-13 - 103k - 04-Mar-2007

Multiplicity by A Horse Called Hwin
Better living through cloning. Qui-Gon thought getting himself a clone would save himself from the heavy loads of work, but what he does not know, is the clone is thinking about exactly the same thing...
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi, Romance, Parody
PG-13 - 117k - 03-Apr-2006

Fart Fans Kick the Force Squarely in the Bum! by Aayla Security
First appearing on the front page of the vulgar, gibberish-filled Jedi student newspaper ~Use the Fart~, this story promotes torturing the Force - in one way or another.
Categories: Humor, Parody
PG-13 - 7k - 20-Sep-2007

Ignoring by Aayla Security
Post-ROTS, Obi-Wan met Qui-Gon's blue form in his hovel and reacts unexpectedly. Both men are stubborn.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi, Romance, Parody
PG-13 - 11k - 28-Jul-2005

Lost by Aayla Security
What if Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan hadn't split up when they arrived on Tatooine? What if Qui-Gon had brought only Obi-Wan with him to find the needed engine? What if the only whatever engine available was at Jabba's palace? NOTE: They were already lovers.
Categories: Humor, Alternate-Universe, Qui/Obi, Parody
G - 14k - 07-Feb-2007

Obi-Wan's Wildest Fantasy by Aayla Security
Sometimes fantasies just went too far...especially when somebody was furious at Qui-Gon's stupid Chosen One argument.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi, Angst, Parody
Unrated - 25k - 04-Nov-2006

Sleeping in Lectures Kicks off around Campus -- Students: Sleeping in Lectures is the Best Solution to Jedi’s Force Connection Diminishment by Aayla Security
You know what, Jedi students actually have their own school newspaper. Actually more than one. This particular sample article is taken from a newspaper known as ~The Jedi Speak Their Minds~, which is literally a rebellious newspaper in nature. It’s free, and it’s often left in stack by the entrances of lecture rooms, dormitories, common rooms, uarters, offices, refreshers, gyms, snack bars, cafes, etc. This time it discusses the benefits of sleeping in lectures. Check it out and decide whether you should subscribe to their FREE mailing list or not.
Categories: Humor, Parody
PG-13 - 19k - 07-Jan-2006

The Day in the Life of a Padawan -- The Making of a HoloVision Program by Aayla Security
Padawan Obi-Wan Kenobi was given a rare chance to introduce his life in the Jedi Temple to the curious audience around the galaxy. But armed with no preparation, ill interview skills and extreme bad luck, he turned out to be one of the worst -- well, find out yourself.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi
PG - 39k - 20-Sep-2005

There's a First Line for Everything by Acidreams
'Kay, so I was going through the M_A archive... lovely place it is... n-e-way... Twas going through there when I saw all these first line challenges... and have this evil wittle idea! USE them ALL in ONE ficcie! This horrible thing is the out come! Enjoy!!!!!! Authors Note1: As me said a minute ago... SPEW WARNING! It's farking hilly!
Categories: Humor, Qui/Other
R - 16k - 22-Feb-2005

Inspiration for the Soul by Adelaide Elizabeth Morgan
it started off as a 150 word or less piece starting with the line "Qui-Gon deep-throated his padawan" but it wouldn't behave and became "What the author saw one lunchtime!
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Point of View, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 6k - 15-Feb-2001

Misinterpretation by Adelaide Elizabeth Morgan
another adorable 150 deep-throat challenge. Qui-Gon faces language barrier problems
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Point of View, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 2k - 15-Feb-2001

Size Matters Not by Adelaide Elizabeth Morgan
All orders have deep set traditions and the Jedi are no exception.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
R - 2k - 04-May-2001

Busy Fingers by Akane
A Master, a Padawan and some fingers playing together...
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
Unrated - 2k - 12-Apr-2000

How to Choose a Jedi Apprentice by Alaric
a rather silly little tale behind Qui-Gon's choosing of Obi-Wan as his apprentice.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 53k - 26-Jun-1999

Kenobiella by Alaric
The third Jedi Fairy Tale, written to the tale of Cinderella, and once again tells a different, silly version of how Obi-Wan becomes Qui-Gon'sPadawan.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 60k - 23-Oct-1999

Little Red Riding Kenobi by Alaric
Set before Obi-Wan becomes a Padawan, this tells another silly story of how Qui-Gon came to be his Master.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 19k - 17-Jul-1999

Obi-Wan's Prince Charming by Alaric
My usual silliness. This one being more silly than the rest, possibly. It's set before obi-Wan became a Jedi, and tells a very interesting tale of how he became one.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 8k - 06-Jul-1999

Secrets 2b by Alaric
This part is focused on Obi-Wan as a prostitute.
Categories: Humor/Parody, First-Time, Fetish/Kink, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 52k - 11-Sep-2000

Stealth Masturbation Tactics by Alaric
Obi-Wan lusts after his Master in the way young, horny Jedi do best!
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 17k - 11-Sep-2000

The Master and Apprentice Gala by Alaric
It's a bit of silliness. Says it all really.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 49k - 10-Jul-1999

The Room of Woopsies by Alaric
Obi-Wan finds out about a deep, dark secret of Qui-Gon's. Complete and utter silliness, as per usual.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 8k - 14-Aug-1999

Ir-rat-ional by Alex Brown
It's about the reactions I got when I told people I had a rat. I thought I could use it for Sian's challenge.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 4k - 29-Oct-2001

Enough Said by Alice
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 18k - 12-Jun-2000

May The Farce Be With You by Alice
Basil!
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 7k - 30-Sep-2001

Unrequited (with Alligators) by Alice
Boom
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 22k - 03-Sep-2000

Tertiary Concerns #1 - Marketing by Ally
Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon face their toughest assignment yet.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 12k - 29-Oct-2001

Tertiary Concerns #2 - Accounting for Decision Making by Ally
Qui-Gon finds himself in a difficult situation.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 9k - 29-Oct-2001

Tertiary Concerns #3 - Sentient Being (Human) Resource Management by Ally
Qui-Gon's newest assignment disturbs Obi-Wan.
Categories: Humor, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 15k - 11-Jan-2002

Tertiary Concerns #4 - Position Statement by Ally
This is the position statement that had Qui-Gon gasping for breath during Sentient Being Resource Management.
Categories: Humor, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 2k - 11-Jan-2002

Grunts and Groans by Amberlee
Bail and Obi have been together about a year and the sex is getting a little old hat. Or at least that's what Bail thought. Now he thinks differently.
Categories: Humor, Non-Q/O, Obi/Bail
NC-17 - 8k - 06-Jan-2006

Daze by Amireal
Ever have one of those days?
Categories: Humor, Pre-Slash, Romance
PG-13 - 27k - 01-Mar-2003

I, Alone by Amy Fortuna
Yet another look at the Jedi afterlife.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Other
PG - 4k - 23-Oct-2000

Snow And Negotiations by Amy Fortuna
Obi-Wan learns about both snow and diplomacy.
Categories: Humor, Alternate-Universe, Pre-Slash
G - 5k - 03-Jan-2001

Star Wars Episode 2: Let's Humilate Anakin by Amy Fortuna
How Episode 2 should be.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi, Parody
Unrated - 11k - 14-Oct-1999

Fun & Games by Anarah
Obi-Wan & friends play a game.
Categories: Humor, Pre-Slash, Qui/Obi, Bruck/Other, Obi/Other
PG-13 - 5k - 15-Nov-2003

Turnabout - Bigger, Longer and Uncut by Andrea Evans
A Sith Academy story. Maul attempts to justify his thing with Obi-Wan.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Non Q/O
NC-17 - 50k - 08-Aug-1999

Marching Home by Angel
May Resu Jinn gets a lover for her daddy. Came in fifth in the BAD!FIC Contest.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi
R - 9k - 13-Jun-2005

Rebirth #03 - Of Toads and Boys by Angelica
A day in the life of Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon.
Categories: Alternate-Universe, Humor, Pre-Slash, Qui/Obi
G - 6k - 06-Jun-2002

Waiting for Yoda by Ann Larimer
More wintery, really.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 4k - 01-Dec-1999

Inquiring Minds by Aphony
Even the Jedi can't escape gossip
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi
PG - 2k - 22-Feb-2005

Star Wars Sextion 1: The Flaccid Menace by Aphony Cree
This is my entry for the bad!fic contest but I did a little editing to the Yoda line in the challenge.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi
R - 22k - 13-Jun-2005

Help Me Obi-Wan Kenobi, You're My Only Ho (WIP) by Asato
Qui-Gon is a lonely, stoic wreck. Obi-Wan is a Ho.
Categories: Action/Adventure, Humor, Alternate-Universe, Qui/Obi, Qui/Other, Qui/Xanatos
NC-17 - 62k - 09-Mar-2004

The Will of the Force by Astartea
Obi-Wan's parentage comes into question. Came in third in the BAD!FIC Contest.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi
R - 11k - 13-Jun-2005

Cooking by Astra
WORK IN PROGRESS. Obi-Wan (and friends) spend some time in the kitchen preparing a special meal for Qui-Gon (and friends).
Categories: Humor/Parody, Pre-Slash, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 9k - 10-Oct-1999

The Card by Astra
The plot-bunny for this was mailed to me as a greeting card from some QG/OW slash fans at a convention. The text of the card will appear in the Epilogue.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
R - 16k - 13-Sep-1999

Love Lessons I - A Very Tiny Tale by Augusta Pembrooke
This tale presupposes an Order in which Masters teach their apprentices *everything*. And I mean EVERYTHING.
Categories: Plot-What-Plot, Humor, Qui/Obi, Chan
NC-17 - 7k - 11-Jul-2003

Love Lessons II - Another Very Tiny Tale by Augusta Pembrooke
Obi-Wan gets some more practice.
Categories: Plot-What-Plot, Humor, Qui/Obi, Chan, Obi/Other
NC-17 - 8k - 11-Jul-2003

Love Lessons III - The Review Board by Augusta Pembrooke
The Council wants to know ALL the details.
Categories: Plot-What-Plot, Humor, Qui/Obi, Chan, Obi/Other
NC-17 - 26k - 11-Jul-2003

A Hitchhiker's Guide to a Galaxy Far Far Away by Azarad
Mostly Harmless.
Categories: Humor
PG - 6k - 28-Jul-2005

Ghods of Olympus by Azarad
Hera is a tad jealous.
Categories: Humor, Non-Q/O
PG - 1k - 05-Apr-2002

Qui-Gon's Nose by Azarad
Mace checks up on a lonely young Obi-Wan while Master Jinn attends a late meeting.
Categories: Action/Adventure, Humor
PG - 15k - 31-Jul-2002

A Perverse Twist of Fate by Bant
The Bonding Challenge.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi, Obi/Other
PG - 4k - 11-Jan-2002

Attack of the Midichlorians by Bant
Obi-Wan is disturbed by a nightmare.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi
PG - 4k - 15-Apr-2002

En Guarde by Bant
Ribald dialogue under the bed curtains in the early 18th century. Think “Dangerous Liaisons”.
Categories: Alternate-Reality, Humor, Qui/Obi
PG - 1k - 09-Jul-2003

Fighting the System by Bant
Qui-Gon faces a technological challenge.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi
G - 3k - 16-Jun-2003

It's the Great Pumpkin, Obi-Wan! by Bant
Just a little humour inspired by Pumpkin's Oct. 31, 2000 Snapshot and Charles Schultz.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 1k - 01-Oct-2001

Outside by Beckymonster
Qui-Gon in a kilt - smut ensues!!
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 10k - 11-Oct-1999

Mummer's Night by Binky
It's Mummer's Night at the Temple, and everyone's playing.
Categories: First-Time, Humor, Angst, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 15k - 30-Sep-2003

A Bear in the Woods by Bonny
arboreal sex
Categories: Plot-What-Plot, Humor, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 25k - 09-Jul-2003

A Question of Semantics by Bonny
Qui-Gon's quiet evening at home is disturbed when his padawan needs help with his homework. Inspired by The Emu's challenge, "It's quite embarrassing for a professional to be making such a mess of it." With a tiny touch of the MMoM spirit.
Categories: Humor, Pre-Slash, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 15k - 16-Jun-2003

Aahntie Boo and the Jedi Meet Again by Bonny
Aahntie Boo thought she'd never see the Jedi boyz again, but fate has a way of coming full circle.
Categories: Humor, Angst, Qui/Obi, Drama
NC-17 - 45k - 24-May-2004

White Scarf Night by Bonny
Jedi Rita asked for Ani stories. Alex expanded on that, offering to give points for extras like eyeliner, body piercings and autoerotic asphyxiation. Can anything take the fun out of all that? Blame them.
Categories: Humor, Anakin/Other
R - 21k - 16-Jun-2003

It's Perfectly Normal by Bonny Magret
It's May!
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi, Plot-What-Plot
NC-17 - 12k - 11-May-2008

Darth Sidious Had A Plan by Boots
Due to Darth Sidious' evil meddling, the boys find their body switched. The universe comes to eminent danger as the guardians of justice and peace may never leave their rooms again!
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 9k - 06-Jun-2000

Inconceivable by Boots
A Padawan returns to the temple and meets his childhood enemy.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Non Q/O
NC-17 - 7k - 29-Jun-2000

Payback's A Gungan by Boots
Obi-Wan discovers Qui-Gon's squick.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 10k - 29-Jun-2000

Turn by Boots
Obi-Wan must turn Anakin back from the path to doom. Spoilers for AOTC.
Categories: Alternate-Universe, Humor, Obi/Ani
Unrated - 6k - 05-Jun-2002

When You Come, Make No Sound by Boots
Obi-Wan suffers selective amnesia and falls prey to a very wicked Master an ICU story.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 11k - 06-Jun-2000

Porn by Boots and Jade
Finally, we were not only going to follow the will of the force, but the will of our cocks!
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Plot-What-Plot, Fetish/Kink, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 24k - 15-Feb-2001

Grand Gestures and Simple Truths by Bren Antrim
Obi-Wan smacks Anakin over the head with a Clue. Death and Darkness DON'T occur.
Categories: Humor, Parody
PG-13 - 18k - 31-May-2005

Party Planet by Brenda Antrim
Multicrossover. In the same vein as Party at Vachon's and Party On!, but nobody in their right mind would call this a series.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 17k - 14-Aug-1999

The Death of Glitter by Brenda Antrim
Rated SA for Silly and Adult (language and slash). Blame it on Curt Wild andthe Master-Apprentice list.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
Unrated - 18k - 29-Jul-1999

A Peculiar Shade of Blue by Briony
Post-TPM, Obi-Wan bemoans his life. My sincere thanks to a certain Academy for it's wonderful and skewed characterisations, particularly of Qui-Gon. I, on the other hand, apologise profusely for this---it wasn't my fault, it just happened. Obi-Wan nagged me unmercifully until I wrote it down. Blame him.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
R - 8k - 04-Aug-2001

Church of Gon Bumperstickers by Briony
Boots started it. I just couldn't let it go. Sooooooorrrrrry.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 3k - 04-Apr-2001

Padawanaphobia by Briony
A response to Sian's challenge, dedicated to Yogie (who posted the list) and all the others whose wonderfully squicky stories have made me cringe and giggle!! (That means you Emu!!)
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 6k - 29-Oct-2001

Reclassified by Briony
When the cloners told him that they had the means to accelerate the growth rate to a mere two years, he jumped at the chance.
Categories: Alternate-Universe, Humor, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 8k - 27-Jun-2002

The Jedi Knight by Briony
Parody of Alfred Noyes' "The Highwayman
Categories: Humor/Parody, Poetry, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 6k - 20-Mar-2001

Jedi Daycare by Briony & the plot-Binkie
silly flufflet, a response to a sunny morning and most of a pot of strong tea
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 2k - 21-Apr-2001

Fickle Finger of Fate by Briony & IvyBlue
We decided that the concept of Padawan/Pain had to be examined under a different sort of microscope. Any more information will spoil the story.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Pre-Slash, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 28k - 20-Aug-2001

The Birth by Buni
This is a little piece that involves the characters Katy and Trina created by Astra (satsekhmet@yahoo.com). She has given permission to postthis! :) It's the birth of Trina. You may want to read her other stories inthis series before this. The first one is called "Friendship.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Drama, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 7k - 31-Aug-1999

Precocious Levitator by Calypte
An exhausted, post-mission Qui-Gon gets caught up in chasing a Force-adept child.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 8k - 25-Dec-1999

A Day in the Life of Master Yoda by Chat Noir
Master Yoda finds himself as the substitute teacher of a class full of energetic jedi students. Special guest appearance by Qui-Gon Jinn in a youthful breakthrough performance.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Point of View, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 19k - 25-Jul-1999

A Day in the Life of Master Yoda: Part 2 by Chat Noir
Master Yoda and Obi-Wan Kenobi embark upon a perilous mission. Will Obi-Wan's training suffice? Can Yoda's wisdom win out? Read and find out...
Categories: Humor/Parody, Point of View, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 12k - 26-Jul-1999

Jedi at the Gate by Chat Noir
A more in-depth view of the scene at the laser fence during Phantom Menace
Categories: Humor/Parody, Point of View, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 12k - 19-Aug-1999

Obi-Wan Versus the Bureaucrats by Chat Noir
Obi-Wan Kenobi walks the thin line between good and evil as he faces off against those most heinous of darkside adversaries; the Bureaucracy.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 60k - 08-Nov-1999

On the Road with Master Yoda by Chat Noir
Master Yoda and his faithful sidekick Obi-Wan Kenobi play hooky.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Point of View, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 19k - 08-Aug-1999

Padawan Pandemonium by Chat Noir
The teenaged Qui-Gon Jinn and Mace Windu embark on a quest to find the perfect Birthday gift.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 61k - 12-Aug-1999

The Further Adventures of Master Yoda by Chat Noir
Master Yoda and Obi-Wan Kenobi face one of their most perilous missions- a day at the mall.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Point of View, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 33k - 08-Sep-1999

The Morning After by Chat Noir
After a night of bliss, our two lovers awake to face the dawn. Sigh.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 8k - 10-Oct-1999

Trade Negotiations with Master Yoda by Chat Noir
Master Yoda and Obi-Wan Kenobi embark upon a delicate mission involving trade negotiations and disputes.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 13k - 28-Jul-1999

Yoda's Lingerie, a Keeper's Challenge Reply by Chat Noir
A racy story involving some jedi and some frilly undies
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 8k - 22-Aug-1999

If Hutts Could Fly by Claddagh
Green Goo. Yes, Green Goo
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 6k - 24-Jun-1999

Good Intentions on the Road to Hell #1: Attempting the Impossible by Clarence
Bruck and Bant get Obi-Wan to go to a fair; Qui-Gon reflects on the injustices of life and Bruck finds a way to enjoy a lecture.
Categories: Humor, Angst, Obi/Other
PG-13 - 15k - 19-Mar-2002

Good Intentions on the Road to Hell #2: Attempting the Impossible - Epilogue by Clarence
Returning from a mission Bruck hopes of seeing Obi-Wan are thwarted but Obi-Wan has a plan.
Categories: Humor, Angst, Obi/Other
PG-13 - 19k - 19-Mar-2002

One dream, one plan, one confused Jedi by Clarence
Anakin and Amidala decide that their marriage needs a little something and that little something is Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Non Q/O
PG-13 - 8k - 13-Mar-2000

Your Focus Determines . . . by Cuimne
What you see isn't necessarily what's going on, or is it?
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi
Unrated - 2k - 11-Oct-2002

The Book of Sins by Cynthia Martin
Blackmail, slander, skullduggery and doomed love: business as usual at the Jedi Temple.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
R - 72k - 07-May-2001

The Little Match Xan by Cynthia Martin
Xanatos has an early and ineffectual therapy session
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi, Xanatos/Other
PG-13 - 9k - 11-Jan-2002

The Mood Swing by DBKate
A short, silly answer to Anne Higgins theory about Obi-Wan's Amazing Traveling Braid Trick.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 8k - 08-Aug-1999

Only Two? by Danni
why Anakin turned
Categories: Humor/Parody, Poetry, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 2k - 02-Dec-1999

Technology vs the Living Force by Danni
Obi-Wan tries to go...
Categories: Humor/Parody, Pre-Slash, Poetry, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 2k - 23-Feb-2000

Attack of the Slash Bunnies by Dark~Angel
silliness and smut
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 7k - 23-Jun-1999

Anchors Away by DarryW & Mroth
The J-Boyz meet up with Jack Dawson and Isaac the Bartender on the high seas.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
R - 49k - 10-Jan-2000

A White Picket Fence by Darth Eldritch and Wenkroy
Darth Maul and Obi Wan's special relationship causes a rift between Master and Padawan. Also, DarthMaul's desire for revenge is revealed!
Categories: Humor/Parody, Non Q/O
NC-17 - 47k - 11-Jun-1999

Coming Alive, Chapter 1: Returning by Dayast joy
When Qui-Gon and Xanatos travel back in time, they trigger events that lead to Anakin defeating Darth Sidious. Written in a humorous tone. First part of a series but can be enjoyed as a stand alone story
Categories: Humor, Alternate-Universe, Qui/Other, Anakin/Other
NC-17 - 41k - 07-Dec-2005

One More for the Trauma Vault by De Orakle
A response to the Jar-Jar challenge.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 5k - 2-Jun-1999

Dental Serenade by Desdemona
Rough sex leads to dental intervention...And singing.
Categories: Humor
PG-13 - 5k - 09-Jul-2003

Sith’s True Redemption: A Ballad by Desdemona
a.k.a. ‘Ode to a Perfect Ass’
Categories: Humor, Poetry
NC-17 - 4k - 16-Jun-2003

A Bunny for BlackRose by Destina Fortunato
BlackRose deals with her art bunnnies
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 5k - 30-Nov-1999

Cause And Effect by Destina Fortunato
Obi-Wan has a little trouble manipulating both the Force and his master.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Drama, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
R - 22k - 09-Jul-2001

Blame It On The Rain by Diane Coffin
Two wet Jedi commiserate.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Pre-Slash, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 13k - 09-Jul-2001

A Shade of Blue by Dr Squidlove
So you think sex cures everything, huh? Just like that? Not even Obi-Wan can make his apologies so easily. Sequel to A Pair of Heels, which was the sequel to A Touch of Lace.
Categories: Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Qui/Obi, Angst, BDSM, Other, Fetish/Kink
NC-17 - 28k - 30-Jan-2006

Are You There, Force? It's Me, Obi-Wan. by Dr Squidlove
In response to a list thread asking for alternate versions of TPM backstory, I offer 'If Judy Blume wrote Jedi Apprentice'. Hence, Qui-Gon and his new padawan move to New Jersey, where Obi-Wan begins the trials of adolescence.
Categories: Humor, Pre-Slash, Alternate-Universe, Qui/Obi, Angst, Drama
PG-13 - 91k - 30-Jan-2006

Obi-Wan's Magical Mystery Cure by Dr Squidlove
Qui-Gon isn't feeling well, so Obi-Wan resolves to make him better. Whether Qui-Gon likes it or not.
Categories: Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Parody, Plot-What-Plot
R - 17k - 30-Jan-2006

Offering 2: Reoffering by Dr Squidlove
At last, a sequel to The Offering. Qui-Gon needs to have sex. He really needs it. Like, right now. But first, Obi-Wan has some questions, because he's beginning to realise that Qui-Gon is quite, quite stupid.
Categories: Humor, Fetish/Kink, Plot-What-Plot
NC-17 - 19k - 25-Jan-2006

The Offering by Dr Squidlove
Flaming torches. Religious zealots. Human sacrifice. Oil. Obi-Wan, Faithful Padawan, coming to his Master's rescue. Force help us all.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi, Plot-What-Plot
R - 17k - 30-Jan-2006

Waving on a Fork by Dr Squidlove
Obi-Wan is surprised to discover that Qui-Gon has a phobia. Though of course, Qui-Gon doesn't have a phobia. That wouldn't be Jedi. Qui-Gon has a perfectly reasonable, well-justified, vindictive, shuddering hatred.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi, Parody
R - 11k - 25-Jan-2006

Unexpected by Draconus
Obi-Wan is getting desperate and Qui-Gon isn't helping.
Categories: Humor, Alternate-Universe, Qui/Obi, Angst, Fetish/Kink, Plot-What-Plot, First-Time
NC-17 - 20k - 11-May-2008

Breaking the Code by Elaine MC
Some days are good. Some suck. Sometimes, it's the same day. NB: This is an AU story, inspired by Kayla's Plot Bunny Challenge. Apologies if this posts more than once.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 27k - 12-Jul-1999

The Great Outdoors by Elaine MC
Twelve Jedi students. Two Jedi Masters. One Jedi campsite. Do the math. This is an AU fic, and something like a sequelto "Breaking the Code," which can be found at http://lonejack.simplenet.com/jedi/qgfic.htm .
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 29k - 15-Jul-1999

Continuing Education by ElaineMc
Being a Jedi is hard. Raising a child is harder.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 16k - 19-Aug-1999

Reference Materials by ElaineMc
Mace Windu tells Obi-Wan a story. So does Qui-Gon.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Point of View, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 17k - 25-Aug-1999

Happy Sithmas by Elektra Pendragon
It's Life Day at the Temple, and Maul tries to help out--in his own way.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Other, Non-Q/O
PG-13 - 13k - 21-Nov-2005

My Little Pink PadaBunny by Elektra Pendragon
Obi-Wan faces the greatest test of his Jedi abilities, which involves pink fur and bunnyears.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 5k - 27-Feb-2000

I Give Good Melon by Elocin Oco
Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon, mediocre sex and thoughts of fruit abuse Notes: Inspired by Emu's bad sex challenge, which turned into a ho-hum sex discussion... But I didn't have the heart to let it be completely bad!
Categories: Plot-What-Plot, Humor, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 10k - 01-Dec-2003

To Dye For by Em
My advice: Always double check the labels!
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
Unrated - 10k - 16-Dec-1999

Support your local library by Epeeblade
Part of the MMOM challenge. Obi-Wan takes a dare in the library.
Categories: Humor
R - 11k - 02-May-2002

Tales from the Creche: The tale of the Hitchiking Jedi by Epeeblade
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 7k - 02-Oct-2001

A Hair Ornament, a Cloak and Panache by Eshva
Qui-Gon is required to wear some swoon-worthy clothes to a diplomatic reception. Obi-Wan admires.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Other, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 11k - 26-Nov-1999

Dialogue and Chocolate by Eshva
Dialogue. Chocolate. Mention of whelks. Basically just a short, light, fluffy ficlet.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 7k - 11-May-2000

More Fun than a Committee Meeting? by Eshva
Qui and Obi find something more fun to do than sit in committee meetings and read trashy novels. Sweet, cosy and fluffy, with some mild humour.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Romance, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 22k - 02-Oct-2000

What the Padawan Wants by Eshva
Obi-Wan is feeling sexually frustrated. Qui-Gon assists.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi
PG - 3k - 11-Jan-2002

True Path To The Darkside by Ewankenobi
Obi-Wan finds the true path to the darkside.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi
R - 3k - 13-Oct-2003

The Jedi Temple Rummage Sale by Fee Folay
Qui-gon and his young apprentice participate in the Jedi Temple rummage sale to raise funds.
Categories: Humor, Pre-Slash
G - 36k - 17-May-2005

A Jedi's Sacrifice by Fionnabair
A young Padawan learns that a Jedi's lot involves personal sacrifices.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 6k - 09-Apr-2000

Lightsabers are a Padawan's best friend by Fionnabair
A Jedi Padawan in need seeks some advice from her contemporaries.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
R - 8k - 23-Nov-2000

Pleasure Boy - the missing scene by Fionnabair
This was inspired by Augusta's Pleasure Boy and a lot of people's favourite quote, but somewhere along the line a bit of Siubhan got dragged in, as did quite a bit of Terry Pratchett. For some reason, I persist in seeing the Jedi Temple as a branch of Unseen University, which probably means someone should feed me some dried frog pills right now.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 6k - 10-Sep-1999

Pleasure Boy: The Sauna Scene by Fionnabair
Sorry for the rushed story, but I'm pissed (drunk for our American readers) and have company. I think by this point I've libeled most of the Jedi Temple too, so congratulations are in order.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 4k - 10-Sep-1999

Bubble Gum by FireCracker
Total embarrassment.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
Unrated - 21k - 20-Jul-2000

Flip Flop by FireCracker
Make your bed and sleep in it...
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
Unrated - 6k - 02-May-2000

Left Hook by FireCracker
Tasty terror.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
Unrated - 13k - 21-Mar-2001

Liplock by FireCracker
Kiss with care.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
Unrated - 18k - 10-Jun-2000

Shake and Bounce by FireCracker
The boys wear it out, Jedi style.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 57k - 16-Sep-1999

TV Show by FireCracker
Our boys are interviewed on national TV
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
R - 12k - 22-Aug-1999

Wash n' Wax by FireCracker
Watch that first step...
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
Unrated - 16k - 20-Nov-2000

And Now For Something Completely Different, Part F: A Jedi With Three.... by Fishgoat
The AoTC gang get to meet Monty Python this time.
Categories: Parody, Humor, Qui/Obi
PG - 5k - 25-Apr-2002

Return of the Mysterious Creeping Obi-Wan by Fishgoat
What *is* that thing creeping through the Jedi Temple?
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi
G - 5k - 01-Jan-2002

Schtupping With The Jedi by Fishgoat
Master and apprentice share some naughty words.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi
PG - 6k - 25-Feb-2002

The Dead Jedi Sketch by Fishgoat
Monty Python once again meets The Phantom Menace...eek!
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 8k - 19-Aug-1999

The Tale of Sir Maul by Fishgoat
The TPM gang takes another walk on the Python Side of the Force.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 11k - 15-Nov-1999

The Tale of Sir Obi-Wan by Fishgoat
Monty Python and the Holy Grail once again meet The PhantomMenace...eek!
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 9k - 11-Sep-1999

These Aren't The Green Eggs and Ham You're Looking For by Fishgoat
Obi-Wan seduces Qui-Gon with a little help from Dr. Seuss.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 5k - 14-Dec-1999

Meanwhile in the Force by Franzi and JediBun
After Obi-Wan's death, he and his former Master are reunited in the Force.
Categories: Parody, Humor, Qui/Obi
R - 3k - 21-May-2002

Stretched by Franzi and Nike
Oh, just go ahead and read it. if you dare.
Categories: Parody, Humor
NC-17 - 7k - 05-Nov-2002

The Garden by Gabriel O'Ryan
After the Jedi Knight trials Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan sort out what to do- -and what not to do, next.
Categories: First-Time, Humor, Qui/Obi, Romance
PG-13 - 38k - 31-May-2004

Obi!muse by Gaia
Um...I got bored at work and my Obi!muse wanted to say some things. Sorry all, this is what happens when I get bored and a pad of paper is my only salvation.
Categories: Parody, Humor, Point of View
PG - 3k - 20-Dec-2002

Musings by Galadriel
Obi-Wan is less than co-operative when an author decides to write a short 'fic for Archivists' Day.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 8k - 03-Nov-1999

Temptation's Price by Ghostwriter
The Dark Side of the Jedi Temple rears its ugly head. A Bad!Fic story.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi, Angst, First-Time
R - 30k - 30-Jul-2005

The Penis Incident by Ghostwriter
Our beloved Jedi have a bit too much to drink at an official diplomatic reception; a round of show and tell ensues.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi
R - 11k - 24-Nov-2001

Fever by Glass Houses
Obi-Wan makes fevered confessions to Qui-Gon
Categories: Humor/Parody, Romance, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 9k - 25-May-2000

Moving Day by Glass Houses
Five years after Obi-Wan's Knighting, a move is causing Qui-Gon considerable distress.
Categories: Humor, Romance
G - 11k - 13-Dec-2003

With You? by Gloriana
The imbibing of various beverages leads to certain results...
Categories: First-Time, Humor, Qui/Obi
R - 22k - 13-Oct-2003

Force, Shmorce by Hallucination
Thou shalt not mind-whammy thy mastah...
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 4k - 05-Dec-2001

All I Ask of You by Halrloprillalar
Q/O. A poignant duet from an important scene in The Phantom Menace: The Musical.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Angst, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 5k - 24-Jun-1999

Phantom Pain by Halrloprillalar
Post-TPM. ...for love is strong as death...
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
R - 12k - 10-Aug-1999

The Thousand Nights and One Knight:Qui-Gon Jinn and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day by Halrloprillalar
Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan (Luke/Wedge). In which Qui-Gon thinks he'll move to Corellia.
Categories: Humor/Parody, First-Time, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 17k - 05-Jul-1999

Morning Master by Helens
When one of you is a morning person and the other is a night person... written for a ContreLaMontre challenge, 25 minutes, gloriously unbetad.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi
R - 9k - 17-Mar-2003

No Subtlety by Helens
My response to The_Emu's "spare me the sight of your genitals" challenge. A grumpy Qui-Gon doesn't fool anybody.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi
R - 8k - 15-Jan-2003

Shut Up And Taste It by Helens
Obi-Wan's gourmet cooking skills and some unexpected reactions to dessert items lead to a warm encounter between master and apprentice...
Categories: First-Time, Humor, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 63k - 15-Dec-2002

Birthing by Hilary
One of Qui-Gon's strays picks a great time to have babies.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 10k - 26-Nov-2001

Mind if I... by Hilary
Qui's got a problem.
Categories: Humor, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 8k - 05-Dec-2001

Necessities by Hilary
You wouldn't believe what that boy keeps in his utility belt.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
R - 8k - 02-Oct-2001

Reality Check by Hilary
a little difficulty with the job description, so to speak
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Plot-What-Plot, Point of View, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 5k - 26-Jul-2001

You're Not...? by Hilary
"You look good, I look good. Let's go." And then, the 'whoops' that follows.
Categories: First-Time, Parody, Humor, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 11k - 10-Jun-2002

Ex Y by Hilary & Jacynthe Demorae
The universe hiccuped and every male in the Temple lost his Y chromosome.
Categories: First-Time, Parody, Humor, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 44k - 16-Dec-2002

The Highlander's Guide to Hitchhiking in the Star Wars by HiperBunny and Ladonna King
A funny thing happened on the way to the Gathering... Two Jedi, two Immortals, an Assassin, and a Sith head back to Earth on a mission of mercy.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 94k - 25-May-2000

Highlander's Guide to Hitchhiking in the Star Wars Universe:The Crossover Menace by HiperBunny and Sleeps with Coyotes
Duncan and Methos hitch a ride to escape the Gathering. You'll never guess who picks them up...
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, First-Time, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 86k - 10-Nov-1999

Late One Night by Hopper
A late night conversation between Qui-Gon Jinn and Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 7k - 29-Jun-1999

Gossip by Inya Dreems
The Temple gossips have been busy.
Categories: Plot-What-Plot, Humor, Qui/Obi, Parody
PG - 7k - 01-Apr-2003

Making Arrangements by Inya Dreems
Obi-Wan contacts an old friend.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi, Obi/Bail
PG - 3k - 23-Apr-2004

OTPs, Fluff and Predictability by Inya Dreems
Inspired by the discussion on the list.
Categories: Parody, Humor, Qui/Obi, Qui/Other
PG-13 - 6k - 16-May-2002

The Odd Sock Couple by Inya Dreems
General "Odd Couple" silliness. The boyz get wet.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi
G - 5k - 06-Apr-2005

A Matter Of Perspective by Isabeau
Maul's real motivations (sort of) during the last Obi/Maul/Qui fight.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Non Q/O
PG-13 - 6k - 22-Sep-1999

A Tale of Two Frogs by Isabeau
Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon celebrate a holiday that happens, coincidentally enough, to resemble Valentine's Day.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
R - 14k - 15-Feb-2000

Born to the Purple by Isabeau
Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan (duh). Stranded. Island. And coconuts.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 12k - 24-Sep-1999

No Middle Ground by Isabeau
Qui-Gon has a problem with sex, and then a problem without sex.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 13k - 23-Dec-1999

Welcome to the Dark Side by Isabeau
The way That Scene in TPM could have turned out...but really really didn't.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Non Q/O
PG - 4k - 10-Nov-1999

Temple Bulletin Board by IvyBlue & Briony & Sonny
To be found posted on the bulletin board. Nods to the SA for a band beloved by silly padawans and tv-addicted Sith apprentices.
Categories: Humor
PG - 3k - 26-Nov-2001

Computer Blues by Jade
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 9k - 21-Mar-2001

What To Do With A Drunk Jedi Master by Jade
Qui-Gon cuts loose for a night and Obi-Wan exacts his revenge.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 23k - 02-Oct-2000

Some Like It Jedi by James Walkswithwind
For those who thought the pod race was a silly way for a Jedi to earn a quick buck.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 26k - 19-Jun-1999

Slashing Lightsaber Action Feature by Jangosboy
Jango Fett gets hired and gives his boss some firepower tips. Spoilers for AOTC.
Categories: Other, Humor, Non-Q/O
PG - 3k - 10-Jun-2002

Movie Night by Jania Skywalker Solo
The boys rent a movie, but get bored
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 5k - 07-Nov-1999

One Hell of a Day by Jania Skywalker Solo
The boys cheer up the author after she has a bad day
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 5k - 18-Apr-2000

Healing Hands by JayKay
Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon go on their first mission together as a reunited team; unfortunately, there are some aspects of the mission that Obi neglects to mention.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Angst, Point of View, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 57k - 02-Feb-2001

Here's How We Solve *That* Problem by JayKay
Fic challenge response
Categories: Humor/Parody, Non Q/O
G - 3k - 23-Aug-2001

Judge Me By This You Do? by JayKay
You don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind, you don't pull the mask off that ol' Lone Ranger, and you don't mess around with Sith.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Non Q/O, Point of View
PG - 6k - 14-Sep-2001

A Loss of Control by Jayde Amali
Following the events from Negotiations and Rude Awakening, the gawan finds a new way to annoy Qui-Gon.
Categories: Humor/Parody, First-Time, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 13k - 10-Nov-1999

Bondings and Gawans by Jayde Amali
The Gawan is in for a surprise.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Point of View, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 8k - 06-Mar-2000

Rude Awakening by Jayde Amali
Follow up to Negotiations. Obi-Wan's new furry friend wakes up Qui-Gon.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Hurt/Comfort, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 14k - 14-Jul-1999

The Gawan and the Force by Jayde Amali
No Summary Given.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Point of View, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 3k - 11-Apr-2000

The Great Escape by Jayde Amali
The gawan escapes. 'Nuff said.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Point of View, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 7k - 11-Nov-1999

The Great Escape Take Two or How To Annoy a Jedi Master by Jayde Amali
The Gawan's at it again.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Point of View, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 5k - 25-Jan-2000

Doin' it Bantha Style by Jayne Hundt
Obi-Wan and Bant find a homemade porn.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 14k - 10-Jun-2000

Happy Birthday! by Jayne Hundt
Obi-Wan gives Qui-Gon a special birthday present.
Categories: Humor
PG - 5k - 01-Jan-2002

Odd Sights by Jayne Hundt
Obi-Wan gives his master a fashion lesson.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 6k - 01-Oct-2001

Odd Smells by Jayne Hundt
Obi-Wan's hygiene needs help.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 5k - 17-Sep-2001

Odd Sounds by Jayne Hundt
Obi-Wan and his armpit sing a song.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 7k - 22-Sep-2001

Stiff It by Jayne Hundt
Qui-Gon has a problem, so Obi-Wan buys a jar of 'Stiff It.'
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
R - 8k - 18-May-2000

The Crack by Jayne Hundt
An answer to Glass Houses first line challenge: 'He was a big man, and it was a small crack.'
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 4k - 10-Jun-2000

The Master's Penis by Jayne Hundt
Qui-Gon has an unfortunate encounter with Obi-Wan's Male Humanoid Expansion Kit
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
R - 9k - 16-Dec-1999

TV Guide Rant! by Jedi Luvr
Qui-Gon is not pleased with TV Guides"Phantom Family" chart.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
R - 7k - 9-Jun-1999

Summer Vacation by Jedi Moon
Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon go on vacation. Just a brief interlude inspired by my own vacation plans. May be expanded later.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 7k - 27-Nov-1999

My Name is Master Qui-Gon Jinn and I Treat my Padawan Like a Rock by Jedi Nic
With a title like that, I really don't think it needs one.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Pre-Slash, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 15k - 02-Nov-1999

Therapy Session by Jedi Nic
Qui-Gon has a lot of thinking to do when he realises that not only is Obi-Wan not a rock, but he is quite a good looking non-rock at that.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Angst, First-Time, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 20k - 16-Nov-1999

At the Zoo by Jedi Rita
We all have times when our memory is faulty. It must suck, then, when your boyfriend is a Jedi trained in perfect memory recall....
Categories: Humor, Plot-What-Plot, Non-Q/O, Obi/Bail
R - 6k - 15-Feb-2003

Back for Seconds: Bail by Jedi Rita
Bail wants more, too.
Categories: Humor, Non-Q/O, Obi/Bail, Romance
PG - 21k - 02-May-2002

Back for Seconds: Obi-Wan by Jedi Rita
Obi-Wan is back for more.
Categories: Humor, Non-Q/O, Obi/Bail, Romance
PG - 17k - 02-May-2002

Bailing Bail by Jedi Rita
Bail gets in trouble and asks Obi-Wan for help.
Categories: Humor, Non-Q/O, Obi/Bail
NC-17 - 16k - 15-Feb-2003

Dangerous Fame by Jedi Rita
Obi-Wan copes with his new notoriety as the man who defeated a champion athlete. You need to have read the book in order to understand the story, though.
Categories: Humor, Non-Q/O, Obi/Bail
PG - 26k - 28-Jul-2003

Labyrinth by Jedi Rita
Padme and Jar Jar head to Coruscant for a special conference on cloning, where they grab some R&R with Obi-Wan, Anakin, and Bail, before getting kidnapped by bounty hunters and everything going downhill from there. This story is in four parts.
Categories: Action/Adventure, Humor, Angst, Non-Q/O, Obi/Bail, Romance, Drama
PG-13 - 357k - 08-Jan-2003

Maybe by Jedi Rita
Bail finally gets Obi-Wan out on a date.
Categories: Humor, Pre-Slash, Obi/Bail, Romance
PG-13 - 48k - 25-Apr-2002

Music Appreciation by Jedi Rita
Bail isn't the only one who indulges in PDA; companion piece to "Take 'Em As They Are."
Categories: Plot-What-Plot, Humor, Non-Q/O, Obi/Bail
NC-17 - 8k - 28-Apr-2003

Rug Burn by Jedi Rita
A quickie
Categories: Humor, Plot-What-Plot, Angst, Obi/Bail
NC-17 - 2k - 15-Apr-2002

Take 'Em As They Are by Jedi Rita
When you get impatient with your lover's flaws, just remember he gets impatient with yours, too!
Categories: Plot-What-Plot, Humor, Non-Q/O, Obi/Bail
R - 6k - 28-Apr-2003

Pants Magic Pants by Jigoku no onna
Think Labyrinth. Filk of a filk.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 4k - 31-Dec-1999

Drunken Jedi by Jillian
Qui-Gon lightens up. And oh yeah, so does Obi-Wan.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 17k - 25-Dec-1999

Be Careful What You Wish For by Josiah Rose
This one is all Emu's fault. She said she would like to see a story where a bond wasn't necessarily all about warm fuzzies. But this is not intended to in any way ridicule the many good bonding stories out there. This was also not intended to be the first fic I posted, but the damn bunny wouldn't die.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi
PG - 14k - 09-May-2003

Tattoo by Judy
Bitten by plot bunny of Dixiebell's. Obi has a secret.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Angst, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 16k - 25-Jan-2000

Darth Dennis? by Julia Donnelly
A midsummer night's dream, perhaps?
Categories: Humor/Parody, Point of View, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 7k - 27-May-1999

And Now for Something Completely Different Part E: I'm a Jedi Knight by Kaiburr
The Phantom Menace meets Monty Python
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 4k - 26-Sep-1999

And Now for Something Completely Different.... by Kaiburr
The Phantom Menace meets Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 7k - 12-Aug-1999

And Now for Something Completely Different.... part C by Kaiburr
The Phantom Menace meets Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 4k - 23-Aug-1999

And Now for Something Completely Different.... part D by Kaiburr
The Phantom Menace meets Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 6k - 01-Sep-1999

Commercial: Qui-Gon and Obi-wan for Star Wars merchandise by Kaiburr
It's a commercial. For Star Wars merchandise. (ie, parody)
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 5k - 19-Jun-1999

Council transcript #1975546a by Kaiburr
Turns out the Council made a little mistake...
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, First-Time, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 4k - 05-Mar-2000

Details, details by Kaiburr
If Obi-Wan had been a bit more talkative on Hoth... Circa ESB
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 3k - 10-Apr-2000

Hard to See, the Obvious is by Kaiburr
The Jedi Council meets to discuss a very important matter.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Pre-Slash, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 5k - 13-Dec-1999

X-Wars: The Phantom Crossover by Kaiburr
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace/ X-files Crossover.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 13k - 11-Aug-1999

And Now for Something Completely Different... Part B by Kairburr
The Phantom Menace meets Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 5k - 14-Aug-1999

Inner Strength Series: Inner Conundrum by Kaly
After Obi-Wan has a confrontation with an older student, he andQui-Gon spend the afternoon in the Animal Gardens.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Angst, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 40k - 03-Sep-1999

A Lesson in Patience by Kaly and Taleyna
The morning after the events in "A Jedi Never Surrenders." Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan face the Council, the medical droids and a night in transport.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 37k - 15-Jun-1999

Spring Cleaning by Karita Wyr
Closet cleaning leads to reminiscing and...
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 8k - 10-Oct-1999

This Time It Is True by Karita Wyr
New lovers Qui and Obi have a conversation in bed.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Other, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 6k - 15-Feb-2000

A Night Out by KatBear
A few Jedi enjoy a night out.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Angst, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 10k - 06-May-2001

A Night Out, Take Two by KatBear
A few Jedi enjoy another night out.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Angst, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 13k - 15-May-2001

Honor the Snow Gods by KatBear
Obi-Wan volunteers to honor some local gods, sort of.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi
PG - 9k - 26-Feb-2010

In the Line of Duty by KatBear
Qui-Gon goes on a special mission
Categories: Humor/Parody, Other, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 102k - 09-Mar-2001

It's Hot in Here by KatBear
Qui-Gon realizes his Padawan has grown up
Categories: Humor/Parody, Angst, Other, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 20k - 30-Jun-2000

Keeping Up Traditions by KatBear
Response to the challenge on embarrassing situations. A party goes awry.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 28k - 27-Sep-2001

Playtime for Padawan by KatBear
Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon complete another successful mission. Obi-Wan, at least, is in a good mood.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi, BDSM, Plot-What-Plot
NC-17 - 25k - 05-Aug-2004

The Offering by KatBear
The treaty negotiations take a detour. Combination challenge line plus MMOM of sorts.
Categories: Plot-What-Plot, Humor, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 28k - 21-May-2003

Manogram by KatBear
The boys have to go in for some extra medical tests.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi, Angst
Unrated - 20k - 14-Apr-2006

Anniversary by Kate Evans
A very tired Qui-Gon comes home from a solo mission.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Hurt/Comfort, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 19k - 10-Aug-1999

JAOA - Strays by Kate Evans
Our boys get adopted by another pathetic life-form.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 17k - 07-Sep-1999

The Seven-Day Itch by Kate Evans, Lilith Sedai, and Cori Lannam
Obi-Wan engages in a personal vendetta against his worst vampiric nightmare.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 6k - 23-Sep-1999

Best Laid Plans by Kathye
Obi-Wan picks Qui-Gon for his first time, but overdoes things.
Categories: First-Time, Humor
PG - 8k - 18-Jun-2002

Synonyms by Kathye
Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon discuss the naming of things.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 8k - 02-Sep-1999

Technical Difficulties by Kathye
Qui-Gon faces the Master of Jedi Morals, concerning his apprentice
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 10k - 10-Feb-2000

It's the Thought that Counts by Kathye & Sar
Qui celebrates a religious festival by giving Obi gifts. Twelve in fact.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Romance, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 21k - 25-Dec-1999

Night Visits by Kathye Coyle
On the way back to Naboo, Obi-wan has a revelation.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 6k - 4-Jun-1999

Doing It by Katja
Just some late night silliness from my cousin Katja.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 4k - 19-Nov-1999

Fuzzer by Kayla
Qui-Gon makes a discovery. A bit of silliness.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 8k - 17-Jul-1999

Obi-Wan's Possessions by Kayla
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
R - 6k - 21-Mar-2000

The Jedi Bride by Kayla
Crossover with The Princess Bride and very silly!
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
Unrated - 10k - 08-Aug-1999

Yoda's Rug by Kayla
Don't ask LOL Just enjoy ;)
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 2k - 11-Oct-1999

All Tied Up and Nowhere to Go by Keelywolfe
Obi-Wan doesn't think Qui-Gon listens enough, so he does a little something to change that.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 26.7k - 26-Oct-2000

Life's Simplest Pleasures by Ki
hmm, life's simplest pleasures can be so easily attained. That's all I can divulge now: read on to find out.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 7k - 05-Oct-1999

Life's Simplest Pleasures II by Ki
hmm, life's simplest pleasures can be so easily attained. That's all I can divulge now: read on to find out.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Romance, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 6k - 05-Oct-1999

Life's Simplest Pleasures: Tea-House by Ki
hmm, life's simplest pleasures can be so easily attained. That's all I can divulge now:read on to find out.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Romance, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 6k - 14-Oct-1999

Paper Lanterns by Ki
A short short pic to the 'Illumination' series which has ended with 'The Passion of The Fire'. Story takes place during mid-autumn festival celebrations on the planet Huo. Allusions to a Chinese festival called the Mid-autumn festival where children carry paper lanterns, eat pastries called mooncakes and moon worship. Fic takes place a year after'The Passion of the Fire'.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 8k - 10-Sep-1999

Padawan Mark Renton's .sigs by Knight Van
Trainspotting meets TPM
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 4k - 28-Aug-1999

All Sexed Out by Krystine
Obi-Wan learns why he should think before he speaks.
Categories: Plot-What-Plot, Humor, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 7k - 21-Jun-2003

Love's Reflection by Krystine
Not all myths are silly tales.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi, Romance
G - 6k - 09-Aug-2003

TPM Snippet 1: Studies by Ladonna King
Late-night study sessions and the miracle of sleep deprivation.
Categories: Humor/Parody, First-Time, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
R - 18k - 13-Jan-2000

TPM Snippet 2: Sensation by Ladonna King
A delicious moment of hospitality.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, First-Time, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 13k - 18-Jan-2000

TPM Snippet 3: Blue Morning by Ladonna King
Blue morning, blue day...won't you see things my way?
Categories: Humor/Parody, First-Time, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 8k - 18-Jan-2000

TPM Snippet 4: Padawaned by Ladonna King
Obi-Wan discovers a few new bits of slang to add to his vocabulary.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 20k - 04-Mar-2000

Reproductive Instinct by Lady Alyssa
Obi-Wan decides thinks that he and Qui-Gon should start a family and Qui-Gon has to try and persuade him otherwise. This is not, I repeat not, a male pregnancy story. Inspired by and dedicated to all the children I've met in the brief interludes when I've worked in childcare with no hard feelings, not that any of them are old enough to read this kind of thing anyway.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 12k - 04-Jul-2002

Hello by Lady Farcly
Totally AU, and I am in total Qui-Gon departure denial, it hurts less to say it that way.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Pre-Slash, Other, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 5k - 30-Apr-2000

Self-Discipline (Or, Exploring One's Limits) by Lady Jane
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 3k - 28-Aug-2001

The Letter by Lady Salieri
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 37k - 20-Apr-2002

Cold Comforts by Lady Vorgunby
Qui-Gon is "suffering" from a nasty virus
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 7k - 24-May-2001

Coming Out by Lapis Lazuli
Qui-Gon tells his favorite Aunt Edna his plans for the future.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 9k - 01-Oct-2001

Air Jedi by Lapis Lazuli, Lilith Sedai, Wren
A little one-on-one gets out of hand.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
Unrated - 15k - 19-Jan-2000

Don't "Padawan" Me! by Leandra
Obi-Wan Kenobi can still not deal with the rejection of his Master in front of the Council. Ever seen two Jedi bitching at each other? Here´s the chance. Meanwhile, Mace Windu and Yoda discover their love for "Channel 78."
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi
PG - 13k - 06-Jun-2002

Fates - How Squicky can it get? by Leandra
Quiggs comes home from a mission and he brought a souvenir...
Categories: Alternate-Universe, Humor, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 16k - 27-Dec-2002

Fates - Batball by Leandra and Raina
The first Padawan Batball League is in session, with interesting side effects
Categories: Plot-What-Plot, Humor, Alternate-Universe, Qui/Obi
R - 66k - 24-May-2003

Most Popular Masturbatory Subject by Leandra and Raina
Polling leads to the Dark side.
Categories: Plot-What-Plot, Humor, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 12k - 23-May-2003

Sysah Leaf by Leigh
Categories: Humor/Parody, Pre-Slash, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 15k - 10-Apr-2000

Vacation Time by Leigh
QGJ & OWK are sent on their most perilous mission yet. Baby-sitting. An old friend makes the boys re-evaluate their relationship.
Categories: Humor/Parody, First-Time, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 27k - 06-Oct-1999

A Kiss and a Promise by Lelia
Obi-Wan finally get's a chance to do what he's always wanted.
Categories: Humor/Parody, First-Time, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
R - 19k - 09-Jun-2000

'Twas the Night Before Christmas (or Account of a Visit to the M_A Archive) by Lilith Sedai
The author visits the M_A archive on the night before Christmas, and visions of sugarplums dance in her head
Categories: Humor/Parody, Poetry, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 3k - 29-Sep-2001

The Tables Turned by Lilith Sedai
Lilith Sedai reads one too many "The Council Does Not Approve!" stories, and finally snaps
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
R - 6k - 29-Sep-2001

One Up by Lirren
Obi-Wan, Bruck, and an interesting conversation.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
R - 4.5k - 24-Jul-2000

Mardigras Mambo by Lisa Hall
This was a strange little silly thing written in five minutes for no goodreason.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 5k - 30-Nov-1999

Forever2 by Lissa
A semi-alternative ending to Separation Anxiety & Time and Space.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Romance, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 8k - 29-Oct-1999

The Sandals by Litebrite_2000
This little Padawan went to market.
Categories: First-Time, Humor, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 2k - 25-Jun-2002

By the Lake by Little Owl
Mystical things happen at a lake.
Categories: Humor, Alternate-Reality, Qui/Obi
R - 10k - 02-Feb-2010

Corellian F40 by Little Owl
With a mix of satisfaction and hangover, the Committee on Education meets again to allocate some spacecraft
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi, Crossover, Series
PG-13 - 22k - 05-Aug-2004

Coruscant's Most Wanted No. 249 by Little Owl
Some newly knighted Jedi have a beer at the eve of a Senate ceremony.
Categories: Humor
PG-13 - 11k - 19-Sep-2004

Ice lollies & fundraising by Little Owl
Senate session No. 17837949347: Debate on Education Finances -- lunch break
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi, Crossover
NC-17 - 17k - 25-Jun-2004

The Apple Incident by Little Owl
Why Master Yoda's plan to get some spacecraft for free floundered due to a piece of fruit
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi, Crossover, Series
NC-17 - 21k - 28-Jul-2004

The Art of Getting Sober by Little Owl
Obi gets drunk and wakes up in bed with an amorous stranger.
Categories: Humor, Obi/Other, Crossover
NC-17 - 24k - 19-Sep-2004

Volcano Lover by Little Owl
On family order, Count Dooku tries to settle into a boring life in the country-side. A volcano eruption changes that by attracting a visitor.
Categories: Humor, Alternate-Reality, Qui/Other
NC-17 - 71k - 20-Jul-2008

Goofus and Gallant by Little Susie Revok and Lilith Sedai
The title speaks for itself
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
R - 9k - 25-Jul-1999

A Spicy Trick by Liv
Obi-Wan's and Qui-Gon's love life needs a little spicing-up. Yoda and Bant help.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 16k - 29-Dec-1999

Dr. Katz Analyses The TPM Gang by Liv
Everybody's favourite psychiatrist takes a look at the TPM gang.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 6k - 30-Nov-1999

What Is A Mary Sue? by Liv
Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon face a new menace.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 7k - 02-Feb-2000

The Talk by Lorraine
Obi-Wan wants his master and the master knows it, time for 'the talk'.
Categories: Plot-What-Plot, Humor, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 19k - 04-Mar-2003

A sparring spectacle by Lucee
The oblivious boys have an audience...
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi
R - 5k - 19-Jul-2002

Handshake by Lyta Alexander
An answer to Megan's first line challenge "Obi-Wan, not everyone wants to have sex with you.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 6k - 01-Mar-2000

Behold the Jedi! - An Official Abstract With No Apologies For Extravagant Commentary by MJ
A bit of the True Story of TPM, from One Who Should Know.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Point of View, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 11k - 26-Jul-2001

Hail, the Storyteller! OR The Jedi Who Cried Fowl by MJ
The Mighty Jinn and Kenobi ride to the rescue when Master Yoda is threatened.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Action/Adventure, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 18k - 18-Jun-2000

Have Jedi, Will Travel by MJ
Where have all the Kwowburgers gone? The Mighty Qui-Gon and his Obi-Wan will surely find out!
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Action/Adventure, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 22k - 26-Oct-2000

Indigenous Lifeform - Homegrown by MJ
Cows. Spaceship. Corn.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 4k - 09-Mar-2001

Indigenous Lifeform - Primitive by MJ
Hormones. Creatures. Bonding.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Romance, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 11k - 09-Mar-2001

O Come, All Ye Jedi by MJ
A traditional symbol of the Holiday Season is missing. Who will rescue it?
Categories: Alternate-Universe, Humor, Qui/Obi, Romance
PG - 10k - 27-Dec-2001

Once More, With Spt'bttr by MJ
Remember all those volcano gods? Well...
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 8k - 07-Apr-2001

Some Like It Jedi by MJ
The Famous Two must stop the Infamous Gurdty Gang.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Action/Adventure, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 23k - 18-May-2001

Somehow, Somewhere by MJ
Upon returning to Coruscant, our sex-starved Jedi hit the ground running...
Categories: Humor/Parody, Romance, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 19k - 10-Dec-2000

Storyteller, My Storyteller OR Jedi In the Deep by MJ
The most famous Buccaneer in the Galaxy has targeted Coruscant! Oh my!
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Action/Adventure, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 25k - 24-Jul-2000

The Jedi Marching Song OR The Storyteller Takes a Break by MJ
In which we Celebrate, Stomp, and Sing to our Hearts' Content.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 8.5k - 26-Oct-2000

The Storyteller Blows In OR The Game of Jedi by MJ
With Coruscant in Peril, Our Jedi Heroes must Save the Day.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Action/Adventure, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 21.6k - 10-Jul-2000

The Storyteller Comes Again OR Rustlers of the Jedi Bounty by MJ
Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan must round up a fearsome band of Space Rustlers.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Action/Adventure, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 12k - 30-May-2000

The Storyteller Is On Vacation OR A Jedi Also Rises by MJ
In which we learn how The Mighty Qui-Gon and the Plucky Obi-Wan became Master and Apprentice.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Action/Adventure, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 25k - 24-Jul-2000

The Storyteller OR Jedi of the Purple Wedgie by MJ
Our guys take on a scourge of the space lanes.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Action/Adventure, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 9k - 25-May-2000

The Storyteller Once More OR Phantom of the Jedi by MJ
Qui-Gon is missing and it's up to Our Obi-Wan to find him.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Action/Adventure, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 12k - 03-Jun-2000

The Storyteller Reappears OR The Joy of Jedi by MJ
The crazed Spice Thief threatens the Very Lives of Our Favorite Jedi
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Action/Adventure, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 14k - 23-Jun-2000

The Storyteller Returns OR The Thundering Jedi by MJ
The Fate of the Galaxy is once again in the hands of Our Best Jedi
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Action/Adventure, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 8k - 26-May-2000

The Unexpected Jedi by MJ
Our Heroes meet their match!
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 9k - 26-Oct-2000

The Willful Muse by MJ
How would *you* handle extreme sexual tension, hmmmm? [g]
Categories: Humor/Parody, Romance, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 8.6k - 10-Dec-2000

What Now, My Jedi by MJ
The Mighty Qui-Gon Jinn and his Plucky Obi-Wan wise up! Can you spell 'arousal'? ;-)
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, First-Time, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 25k - 26-Oct-2000

With Aplomb by MJ
A curious question deserves the best answer possible.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Romance, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 7.5k - 10-Dec-2000

With Bells On by MJ
Obi-Wan needs help with a tricky assignment.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Romance, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 12k - 03-Feb-2001

With Decorum by MJ
It's all in the eye of the beholder...
Categories: Humor/Parody, Pre-Slash, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 9.7k - 10-Dec-2000

With Dignity by MJ
Not everything can be "handled" even by the best of Jedi.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Pre-Slash, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 8.7k - 10-Dec-2000

With Spirit by MJ
A strange planet, a familiar celebration.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 7.3k - 10-Dec-2000

Never Assume by Mac
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 15k - 26-Oct-2000

Cho-Ko-Lit Jedi by Marag and Pumpkin
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
R - 10k - 15-Feb-2000

Clueless in Coruscant by Mariana
A clueless neighbor tries to outwit the boys.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 16k - 25-Jun-2000

Revenge in Coruscant by Mariana
A neighbor's revenge gone wrong.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
Unrated - 16.6k - 10-Jul-2000

Sleepless in Coruscant by Mariana
Thin walls,loud lovemaking and a disgruntled neighbor.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 8k - 19-Jun-2000

What You See Is Not What You Get by Mariana
Sometimes it's better if you don't get what you want.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
Unrated - 8k - 03-Jul-2000

Trick and Treat by Marion
Obi gets Qui to help him with his course on Historic Culture Studies.
Categories: Humor/Parody, First-Time, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 11k - 10-Dec-2000

Averting a crisis by Mary
A young Jedi-groupie, Qui-Gon and a very annoyed Obi-Wan discuss [m_a]. I sense much sillyness in this.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 7k - 26-Jun-1999

Qui-Lion (Sequel to Obi-Kitty) by Master Elayna
A return to Catarria. Qui-Gon's turn to cat out.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Romance, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
R - 36k - 27-Sep-1999

Any Place, Any Time by Master Yo-Gurt
The wrong place, the wrong time, and yet – such sweet, deprived pleasure!
Categories: Parody, Humor, Non-Q/O, Obi/Other
NC-17 - 5k - 06-May-2001

Confuse-a-Council by Master Yo-Gurt
The Jedi Council can't smell a Sith underneath their noses and is generally catatonic? Not to worry - just call the kind folks at 'Confuse-a-Council'
Categories: Parody, Humor, Qui/Obi, Crossover
NC-17 - 12k - 28-May-2000

Cutting Edge by Master Yo-Gurt
A Padawan exacts a diabolical punishment upon his Master
Categories: Parody, Humor, Qui/Obi
PG - 6k - 27-Jun-2000

Deceptive Maneuvers by Master Yo-Gurt
A Padawan's attempt to spice up his sex life is ... peculiar!
Categories: Parody, Humor, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi, Obi/Other
NC-17 - 19k - 27-Jun-2000

Dissipate this! by Master Yo-Gurt
The Force had it with the Jedi
Categories: Parody, Humor, Point of View, Qui/Obi
G - 6k - 13-Jan-2000

Hidden Pleasures by Master Yo-Gurt
Hidden pleasures are the best!
Categories: Parody, Humor, Non-Q/O, Obi/Other
NC-17 - 6k - 27-Sep-2001

How not to be seen ... by the Sith by Master Yo-Gurt
TPM meets Monty Python (on a regular basis now it seems. Canwe get our own TPM/MP crossover category, please?). You'll see - or NOT!
Categories: Parody, Humor, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi, Crossover
PG-13 - 7k - 24-Oct-1999

Landmarks - 3 by Master Yo-Gurt
Mace has to - indirectly - deal with the worst of afflictions: PMS!
Categories: Humor, Non-Q/O
G - 11k - 13-Feb-2002

May the Force be with you - ALWAYS! by Master Yo-Gurt
A Jedi lets the Force guide his every action - even when itcomes to #1!
Categories: Parody, Humor, Qui/Obi
PG - 5k - 02-Oct-1999

One too many by Master Yo-Gurt
The author has at last reached her critical mass reading one too many soul bond/life bond/bonding ceremony stories. The author flipped. This is the sad and tragic result.
Categories: Parody, Humor, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 3k - 10-Jan-2000

Public Relations Nightmares by Master Yo-Gurt
Categories: Parody, Humor, Qui/Obi
PG - 10k - 03-Feb-2001

The Fluffier Side of the Force II by Master Yo-Gurt
Obi-Wan can't stand the new living arrangements with Qui-Gon and seeks help. Qui-Gon, on the other hand, getsdressed-down by an old friend.
Categories: Parody, Humor, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi
G - 15k - 17-Jul-1999

The fluffier side of the Force by Master Yo-Gurt
Qui-Gon gets a new, well, bed-squeeze, and Obi-wan is not amused.
Categories: Parody, Humor, Qui/Obi
PG - 7k - 15-Jul-1999

We Are The Jedi Knights Who Say ... by Master Yo-Gurt
The Phantom Menace meets Monty Python's Holy Grail - yet again!
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 8k - 15-Sep-1999

We are the Jedi Knights who say ... Part B by Master Yo-Gurt
TPM continues to meet Monty Python. This is the continuation of my first TPM/MP story, "We Are The Jedi Knights Who Say ..." DUH!
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 9k - 23-Sep-1999

How Sex Toys Are Really Made by Melrae
The boys find out how some toys are really made
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
R - 9k - 15-Dec-1999

Qui-Gon Versus The Amazons by Melrae
Well some of you asked for it so here it is. Just what happened on Amazonia.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
R - 7k - 23-Oct-1999

Yoda, Office Assistant by Melrae
Yoda spends a day as an office assistant.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 7k - 09-Sep-1999

A Dark And Angry God Arises by Mercutio
A different side of Anakin.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Angst, Point of View, Drama, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
Unrated - 6k - 07-Aug-1999

Blue Balls by Mercutio
Q/O, humor, somewhat pointless, adult subject matter. Qui-Gon has a little problem with his enthusiastic lover.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
Unrated - 3k - 30-Apr-2000

Revealing Yourself To The Sith by Mercutio
Maul, you. ABH, AU, humor, profane language. A Star Wars fan has been transported into the Star Wars universe -- in front of Maul. Pop quiz, hot shot. ;>
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Other, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
Unrated - 46k - 07-Jun-2000

The Jedi Who Laughs Last by Mercutio
Obi-Wan tries to get his master to take part in the spirit of a Jedi holiday.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
Unrated - 11k - 07-Aug-1999

Undying Love by Mercutio
After Qui-Gon's death, the Jedi masterreturns to Obi-Wan, who isn't as happy to see him as you might think.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
Unrated - 12k - 07-Aug-1999

Jedi Adventures in Padawansitting by Meriden and Jaden
WORK IN PROGRESS.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 6k - 27-Oct-1999

Distractions by Merri-Todd Webster
Obi-Wan experiences some distractions during his morning meditation.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Plot-What-Plot, First-Time, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 14k - 26-Oct-2000

From the Temple Erotica Archives II: Beware the Pouting Padawan by Merri-Todd Webster
Life imitates art once again as Obi-Wan deals with his jealousy by writing out a sexual fantasy.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Fetish/Kink, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 17.5k - 03-Feb-2001

Room Service by Merri-Todd Webster
It's Obi-Wan's turn to pick where to go on vacation.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 10k - 24-Jun-2000

Sex on the Beach by Merri-Todd Webster
A master, an apprentice, a beach vacation, and some advice from a Calamarian.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
R - 14k - 21-Jun-2000

Weird Scenes Inside The Crystal Mine by Merri-Todd Webster
Master Jinn and Padawan Kenobi invite some friends to join them for an evening at The Crystal Mine.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Romance, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 28k - 10-Jul-2000

A Love of Linguistics by Merry Amelie
Etymology is destiny.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi, Romance
PG-13 - 10k - 09-Aug-2003

Car Spar by Merry Amelie
The boys go car shopping.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Romance, Alternate-Universe, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 9k - 21-Aug-2001

Happy Tatooween by Merry Amelie
Qui and Obi dress up as Quinn and Ian for a change.
Categories: Humor, Alternate-Reality, Qui/Other, Romance, Series
PG - 6k - 01-Nov-2005

Master's Day by Merry Amelie
A tiny yarn, in which a sensible bathrobe unravels Qui-Gon's dreams.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi, Romance
PG - 3k - 15-Jun-2003

One 'Fresher by Merry Amelie
A refresher course on love
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi, Romance
PG-13 - 7k - 20-Oct-2005

Stop Teasing Me by Merry Amelie
Ian teases Will once too often.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Romance, Alternate-Universe, Angst, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 13k - 21-Jul-2001

The Clannish Inquisition by Merry Amelie
Ian's Aunt Martha wants to know what's going on.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Romance, Alternate-Universe, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 8k - 01-Oct-2001

The Second Time's the Charm by Merry Amelie
Qui-Gon's party for Obi-Wan is more surprising than he thinks.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi, Romance
PG - 6k - 07-Jul-2003

The Smith Wars by Merry Amelie
Academic Arcadia 168. A war of words.
Categories: Humor, Alternate-Reality, Qui/Obi, Romance, Series
R - 10k - 25-Jan-2011

Two Straws by Merry Amelie
Secondmeal becomes first date at Dex's Diner.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi, Romance
PG-13 - 4k - 12-Jul-2003

Uneasy Rider by Merry Amelie
Should have taken the Audi.
Categories: Humor, Alternate-Reality, Qui/Obi, Romance
PG - 9k - 06-Oct-2004

Unseemly Curiosity by Merry Amelie
Bant investigates something fishy.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi, Romance
PG-13 - 9k - 08-Mar-2003

Valentine Tuesday by Merry Amelie
Academic Arcadia 186. Our lads at work.
Categories: Humor, Alternate-Reality, Qui/Obi, Romance, Series
PG-13 - 9k - 17-Feb-2012

What to Do? by Merry Amelie
There are many possibilities for Labor Day weekend...
Categories: Humor, Alternate-Reality, Qui/Obi, Romance
PG-13 - 6k - 14-Sep-2004

The Incredible, Edible Obi-Wan Kenobi by Mina
Qui-Gon has self-confidence problems.
Categories: First-Time, Parody, Humor, Qui/Obi, Romance
Unrated - 40k - 25-Dec-2002

Handsome and Grizzled by Minuet
Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon go for a walk in the forest, and something gets eaten.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 16k - 05-Mar-2000

How Deep Is Your Love? by Minuet
The sequel to my response to Knight Smeg's first line challenge: "Qui-Gon, no one is going to believe we're lovers.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 8k - 15-Feb-2000

How Deep Is Your Love? Epilogue by Minuet
The epilogue to my two-part response to Knight Smeg's first line challenge: "Qui-Gon, no one is going to believe we're lovers." It might help to review the first two parts. All song selections are from my own 20th high school reunion.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 4k - 02-May-2000

I Got Yer Lovers Right Here! by Minuet
In response to Knight Smeg's first line challenge: "Qui-Gon, no one is going to believe we're lovers.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 2k - 10-Feb-2000

Little Brown Jedi Hood by Minuet
A tisket, a tasket, Kenobi's got a basket.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 12k - 29-Jan-2000

Local Custom by Minuet
Our two favorite Jedi go through customs.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 5k - 29-Jan-2000

Lovers? What Lovers? Where? by Minuet
Response to Mac's first line challenge, "Obi-Wan, no one is going to believe that we're lovers!
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
R - 3k - 28-Jan-2000

Pillow Talk by Minuet
Qui-Gon does a riff on Alice in Wonderland.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 3k - 25-Jan-2000

Silverilocks and the Three Padawans by Minuet
A fractured fairy tale, in which a certain stalwart Jedi Knight kills a little time playing musical chairs.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 8k - 28-Jan-2000

The Frog Jedi by Minuet
Obi-Wan gets a little frog stuck in his throat.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 9k - 10-Feb-2000

The Padawan and the Pea by Minuet
A fractured fairy tale, in which a certain stalwart Jedi Knight searches for his true Padawan. Ahhhh...
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 9k - 15-Jan-2000

X Marks the Spot by Minuet
Someone ends up covered in messy white stuff.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 4k - 02-Feb-2000

No, Master by MonaR.
Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan, a quiet night in bed. . . No, wait, that's another story, sorry.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 15k - 16-Nov-1999

It just didn't happen. by Morty
Violence against a device that should be banned from earth.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 7k - 11-Dec-1999

Twitch by Morty
Mace overhears a heated...discussion between the newly-bonded Qui and Obi.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 8k - 16-Dec-1999

Conversational Oddities - Part One by Morty and Nenkaylee
bits of 'maybe' conversations that cameto Morty's and my mind while we were sitting in a restaurant waiting for dinner. Don't take them too serious, please.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 7k - 09-Jan-2000

Conversational Oddities - Part Three by Morty and Nenkaylee
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 10k - 10-Feb-2000

A Ripping Good Yarn by MrsHamill
Utter silliness with a bodice-ripping yarn.
Categories: First-Time, Humor, Qui/Obi
R - 27k - 12-Nov-2003

Boom by MrsHamill
Explosions of all kinds.
Categories: Plot-What-Plot, Humor, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 28k - 14-Aug-2003

Bottom to Top by MrsHamill
Ouch.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi, Plot-What-Plot, First-Time
NC-17 - 24k - 05-Oct-2004

Choosing a Master by MrsHamill
It's choosing week at the Temple. Will Master Qui-Gon Jinn *finally* get chosen? Or will he be passed over yet again?
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi
PG - 34k - 02-Mar-2003

Gooey-Moon by MrsHamill
The Wheel boyz go back to Naboo, voluntarily this time.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi, Romance
PG-13 - 27k - 22-Aug-2003

Grumpy Old Men by MrsHamill
Geezerfic. Nothing much happens, actually, just a look at two old guys arguing.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi, Romance, Other
NC-17 - 26k - 19-July-2004

He's Got Spunk by MrsHamill
Yeah, he sure does have spunk, don't he!
Categories: Plot-What-Plot, Humor, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 19k - 15-Apr-2003

It Doesn't Happen Often! by MrsHamill
Sex and lots of it. A little too much, actually.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi
Unrated - 15k - 05-Apr-2005

It Happens to Everyone by MrsHamill
Let the title guide you.
Categories: Parody, Humor, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 11k - 26-Dec-2001

Jedi Don't Snore (or Mary Sue Falls For It) by MrsHamill
Mary Sue comes to regret coming.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
R - 8k - 23-Dec-1999

Lube Job by MrsHamill
Obi-Wan wants to initiate a sexual liaison with his master, but events -- and Qui-Gon -- conspire against him.
Categories: First-Time, Humor, Qui/Obi, Chan
NC-17 - 49k - 10-Mar-2003

Pants by MrsHamill
Obi-Wan has lost his pants. Qui-Gon has lost his mind.
Categories: First-Time, Humor, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 22k - 02-Mar-2003

Postcards from the Edge by MrsHamill
The Temple deals with an unusual emergency, and the Quartermaster has a bad week.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi, Drama, Other
PG - 28k - 24-Sep-2003

The Death of Koshchei the Deathless by MrsHamill
Read the title! Duh! (But this is NOT a death story.)
Categories: Humor, Alternate-Universe, Qui/Obi
R - 42k - 21-Jun-2004

Cytoplasmic Pseudopods and Other Nonsense by MrsHamill
Qui-Gon wants to get fucked. Seriously. Would I lie to you?
Categories: First-Time, Plot-What-Plot, Humor, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 25k - 04-Apr-2004

Ki and Oh-Oh and the Big Bad Sith by MrsHamill and Fox
Knight Kenobi returns home to his bondmate, his bondmate's Padawan and his child from a long mission. Chaos ensues. Note, you should have read "Death and the Force" to really understand what's happening here.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Other, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 40k - 02-Mar-2000

Spoiler Space by MrsHamill and Hiperbunny
Categories: Humor/Parody, Other, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 50k - 15-Mar-2000

Education by Ms. Nawilla
A personal account of Jedi 'education'.
Categories: Humor, Alternate-Universe, Angst, Qui/Other, Series
R - 42k - 29-Jul-2004

Good Investment by Ms. Nawilla
Memeris invests in a special chair. In response to Terri Hamill’s vibrating office chair challenge. It didn’t quite match the description, and I guess it isn’t quite slash either as Memeris is a woman, but hey, I went with the inspiration when it struck. Yet another prequel to Against All Odds: Reunion, takes place approximately ten months post-TPM.
Categories: Humor, Alternate-Universe, Angst
R - 30k - 14-Apr-2004

The Value of a Credit by Ms. Nawilla
A Jedi makes a purchase he would rather avoid.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi
Unrated - 4k - 04-Mar-2005

Crisis by Nansi Alexander
Our boys end up surprised in more ways than one
Categories: Alternate-Universe, Humor, Qui/Obi, Romance
Unrated - 16k - 06-Jul-2002

Surprise by Nansi Alexander
Our boys end up surprised in more ways than one
Categories: Alternate-Universe, Humor, Qui/Obi, Romance
Unrated - 41k - 06-Jul-2002

Wrapped Around Her Finger by Nansi Alexander
Our boys end up surprised in more ways than one
Categories: Alternate-Universe, Humor, Qui/Obi, Romance
Unrated - 9k - 06-Jul-2002

Who Want's To Marry A Jedi Padawan? by Nell
Cast and Crew go on the Galaxy's Newest Holo Show! Who Wan't to Marry A Jedi Padawan!
Categories: Humor, Point of View, Qui/Obi, Parody
PG - 5k - 03-Mar-2004

Conversational Oddities - Part Two by Nenkaylee and Morty
We were bored out of our skulls... they don't even have real pubs here!!! So we sat down, and talked, and talked, and then Morty had that pen and a piece of paper...
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 9k - 18-Jan-2000

Bad by Nicole D'Annais
Obi-Wan gets mad, then decides he'd rather be bad.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Romance, Other, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 11k - 12-Feb-2000

Practice Over Pain by Nicole D'Annais
Obi-Wan's tired and sore and he's not going to take it anymore.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 5k - 26-Oct-2000

Seek's Prophecy by Nicole D'Annais
What would have happened if Anakin had become a permanent canyon decoration?
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 14k - 05-Apr-2000

Bedtime Stories: Padawan Jinn and the First Pathetic Life Form by Nimori
Yoda has a bad day.
Categories: Parody, Alternate-Universe, Humor, Qui/Obi
G - 12k - 06-Jun-2002

Beyond the 'Fresher Door by Nimori
Gay Obi-Wan is not!
Categories: Parody, Humor, Qui/Obi
PG - 2k - 11-Jan-2002

Mary Sue Comes to Coruscant, or The City Padawan and the Country Mary Sue by Nimori
Qui-Gon gets a visit from a *special* young lady, all thanks to Master Ruth's Mary Sue challenge.
Categories: First-Time, Parody, Humor, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 37k - 19-Jul-2002

Opportunity Knocks by Nimori
Opportunity knocks but nobody's home.
Categories: Parody, Humor, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Qui/Obi
PG - 10k - 25-Feb-2002

Remember the Mynocks by Nimori
The consequences of pathetic life forms.
Categories: Parody, Humor, Qui/Obi
PG - 12k - 09-Nov-2002

The Very Secret Diaries of... by Nimori
Based on the LOTR secret diaries.
Categories: Parody, Humor
R - 12k - 26-Mar-2002

They DO Come With Instructions! by Nimori
Where do masters go for advice?
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi
R - 7k - 12-Jun-2002

Excuses by Nisa
It has all of the Lines you won't see in a Q/O slashfic
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
R - 4k - 11-Dec-1999

Beware the OKEB by Nix
The title says it all, really. This is just a plot bunny I couldn't get rid of.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 6k - 11-Jun-1999

Kombat by Nix
Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan are called upon by Rayden to compete in Mortal Kombat for their realm.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Action/Adventure, First-Time, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 23k - 04-Jul-1999

Home Improvement by Oncidium
Have you ever wondered what it must be like to live in a neighbouring set of quarters to Qui and Obi? Mace finds out
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi
PG - 8k - 30-Jun-2002

Terms of Endearment? by Oncidium
Obi wan tries some pet names on Qui for size
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi
G - 4k - 30-Jun-2002

Signed, Sealed, and Undeliverable: An Open Letter to George Lucas by Ophelia
Recent discussion on the MA ml has spawned this... er... open plea to Mr. Lucas.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Fetish/Kink, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 4k - 15-Nov-1999

The Slashfic Ballad by Ophelia
Filk--the rise and fall of a slashfic queen
Categories: Humor, Plot-What-Plot
PG - 2k - 23-Sep-2002

Yippee by Ophie
What should have happened in ANH. Random silliness ahoy.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 3k - 10-Nov-1999

Oshi-san Kenobi Part 1/? by Oshi-san Kenobi
36-year old Obi-wan has an epiphany.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 19k - 21-Feb-2001

Whom Can You Trust? by Padawan Ben & Qwi
With Qui-Gon's unique help, twelve-year-old Obi-Wan works to conquer his fears of what might lurk in the dark.
Categories: Humor, Pre-Slash, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 24k - 17-May-2007

Ema-Tue by Padawan D'Angel
sequel to "You're What?
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Plot-What-Plot, Romance, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 8k - 09-Jul-1999

One Day in my Apartment... by Padawan Engels Hasse
Very strange description of my life here. That's about it.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 13k - 13-Jul-1999

Sith Academy: Darth Maul vs. Qui-Gon Jinn by Padawan Engels Hasse
Response to Sith Academy challenge a couple of days ago. My Master made me do it!
Categories: Humor/Parody, Non Q/O
PG-13 - 30k - 11-Jul-1999

You're What? by Padawan Engels Hasse
A little plot bunny for the list to chew on!
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 4k - 09-Jul-1999

Academy Feud by Padawan Sildenafil
Darth Maul on a game show.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 19k - 05-Jul-1999

A Gift for Master Elayna by Padawan Yung-Ju Tanida
The fic that answers the question "Why wasn't Jedi Master Elayna ever knighted?" Chaos, grape Jell-O, alcoholic Yoda and Q&O tumbling in the hay ensue.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Action/Adventure, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 38k - 19-Nov-1999

A Toy Story by Padawan Yung-Ju Tanida
Just somethin' inspired by my continually fruitless search for a 12-inch Obi-Wan doll...
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 7k - 13-Jan-2000

Quirks by Padawan Yung-Ju Tanida
What Qui and Obi do when they're not busy boinking their brains out.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 7k - 18-Sep-1999

Toy Story 2: The Boyz are Back by Padawan Yung-Ju Tanida
12-inch Qui finally meets his Obi, and sparks fly.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 16k - 13-Jan-2000

Whom Can You Trust? by PadawanBen and Qwi
With Qui-Gon's unique help, twelve-year-old Obi-Wan works to conquer his fears of what might lurk in the dark while camping on a mission
Categories: Humor, Pre-Slash, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 29k - 30-Jun-2002

In Padawan Hall by Patti
Obi-Wan mocks his master in public!
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 9k - 10-Sep-1999

In Padawan Hall: Yoda's Bed by Patti
Yoda's bed is missing
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 11k - 24-Sep-1999

Commercial 1a by Phthalas Aaral, Healer and San-Lyn Hedet, Jedi Master
one of a bunch of commercials that hit us at once.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 5k - 7-Jun-1999

Commercial 1b by Phthalas Aaral, Healer and San-Lyn Hedet, Jedi Master
one of a bunch of commercials that hit us at once.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 5k - 7-Jun-1999

Commercial 2a by Phthalas Aaral, Healer and San-Lyn Hedet, Jedi Master
Another gratuitous brand name plug brought to you by The Jedi Academy'sAdvertising Department (Much to Master Yoda's chagrin)
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 5k - 9-Jun-1999

Commercial 2b by Phthalas Aaral, Healer and San-Lyn Hedet, Jedi Master
The Jedi Academy's Advertising Department presents yet another gratuitous brand name plug, from the Padawan point of view.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 4k - 10-Jun-1999

Speederspotting by PlotBinkie and Briony
Obi-Wan thinks about his master listening to Iggy Pop
Categories: Humor/Parody, Point of View, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
R - 2.3k - 02-Jun-2001

C is for Carpet by Pumpkin
No summary given.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 8k - 29-Dec-1999

Diversions by Pumpkin
A halloween tale
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Non Q/O
NC-17 - 18k - 21-Feb-2001

Erosian Rain by Pumpkin
No Summary Given.
Categories: Humor/Parody, First-Time, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
R - 10k - 22-Feb-2000

No Place Like Home by Pumpkin
Obi-Wan comes home to the temple.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Angst, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
R - 9k - 12-Aug-2000

Save the Last Pants for Me by Pumpkin
Thin sleep pants and cold planets make for strange bedfellows
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
R - 12k - 11-Oct-2000

Survivor by Pumpkin
Survivor, A Galaxy Far Far Away style
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 8k - 06-Mar-2001

The Box by Pumpkin
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
Unrated - 13k - 14-Oct-2001

The Gift Of The Magi by Pumpkin
A re-telling of the story of the three wise men
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 20k - 06-Apr-2001

The Prophecy by Pumpkin
A Prophecy has the Council meddling in the lives of Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 53k - 29-Jan-2000

Flexibility by Quadra
Jedi training is comprehensive, and has many uses. Sequel to "Trade".
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 4.7k - 29-Jun-2000

Trade by Quadra and White Visen
Words are fun. Not only do they provide a not-always-effective means of communication, but they can get you into trouble, too.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Point of View, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 7k - 29-Jun-2000

Jedi in the Rain by Quiara
How they didn't make TPM
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 5k - 15-Dec-1999

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow by Rain
An invention gone awry leads to a new twist on a familiar scene.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
Unrated - 6k - 06-Mar-2001

Mace Windu woke up gay by Raina
The "Woke up gay" syndrome has reached the Jedi Temple, third part in a series
Categories: Parody, Humor
PG - 2k - 03-Jul-2002

Master Yoda woke up gay by Raina
The "Woke up gay" syndrome has reached the Jedi Temple, fourth part in a series
Categories: Parody, Humor
PG - 4k - 03-Jul-2002

Padawan Kenobi woke up gay by Raina
The "Woke up gay" syndrome has reached the Jedi Temple, first part in a series
Categories: Parody, Humor
PG - 3k - 03-Jul-2002

Qui-Gon Jinn woke up gay by Raina
The "Woke up gay" syndrome has reached the Jedi Temple, second part in a series
Categories: Parody, Humor
PG - 2k - 03-Jul-2002

The Very Abbreviated Adventures of Ilconte and His Sidekick Pagimo (or Squeak, Curse) by Raina
The annual Temple Masquerade approaches and Qui-Gon is unhappy with his costume. Obi-Wan disagrees.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi, Plot-What-Plot
NC-17 - 14k - 23-Oct-2004

Sloshed Masters, Innocent Padawans and Finger Food by Raina and Leandra
The Title is program
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi
PG - 24k - 09-Jun-2002

Sloshed Masters, Sloshed Padawans and sensory Overload by Raina and Leandra
The Title is program
Categories: First-Time, Humor, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 28k - 02-Sep-2002

Sloshed Padawans, Innocent Masters and A Striptease by Raina and Leandra
The Title is program
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi
R - 29k - 05-Jul-2002

Return of the Haunted Bantha by Red_921
Obi-Wan had a nightmare and Qui-Gon tries to help him through it.
Categories: Alternate-Universe, Humor, Pre-Slash, Drama
PG - 4k - 30-Aug-2002

Goldfish by Regina
Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan go to a Carnival.
Categories: Humor
G - 3k - 21-Nov-2005

Leaves of Three by Regina
Obi-wan has a little run-in with a three-leafed plant.
Categories: Humor, Angst
PG-13 - 5k - 21-Nov-2005

A T-shirt and a Child from Hell by Remba
How TPM really should have ended.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 4k - 21-Nov-1999

Open Mic Night at the Starbucks at the End of the Universe by Res
In response to Master Ruth's challenge...as the title states. Open Mic Night...anything can happen at the End of the Universe!
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 13k - 03-Oct-2000

Starbucks at the End of the Universe Unplugged by Res
In response to requests for a sequel to my response to Master Ruth's challenge ever so long ago.... Unplugged night at our favorite Starbucks...anything can happen at the End of the Universe!
Categories: Humor
NC-17 - 17k - 11-Jan-2003

Punishing the Padawan by Rhexis
Master and Padawan have an encounter with Laa Laa, Po, Tinky Winky and Dipsy.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 39k - 18-Sep-1999

Viridian by Rhexis
Ever wondered why Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan and Darth Vader all seemed to die before their time?
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
Unrated - 8k - 10-Aug-1999

Jedi Braid Trick by Rina
Anyone else notice Obi-Wan's braid changing sides during the movie?
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
R - 11k - 4-Jun-1999

At Your Side by Rogue
WORK IN PROGRESS. Obi-Wan is part of a mission to help a young woman take her place as Senator. Things get interesting when she gets interested in him.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Angst, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 185k - 8-Jan-2000

Coffee Break by Rogue
A trip to Corellia, a couple of mugs of Instant Perk, and a tale of origin about the miracle drug called "coffee.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 26k - 25-Jan-2000

Come on Down by Rogue
Challenge accepted! What happens when two Jedi are abducted to perform on a game show that would make the JerrySpringer Show look like Mister Roger's Neighborhood in comparison? Read all about it!
Categories: Humor/Parody, Non Q/O
NC-17 - 29k - 11-Jul-1999

PSH Series #4: Open Mouth, Insert ... Something by Rogue
Fourth in the Padawan Story Hour series, Qui-Gon remembers an interesting conversation with his fourteen-year-old Padawan. Obi-Wan eventually sees the humor in it.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 25k - 28-Feb-2000

PSH Series #5: Killer Bug from Pantspace by Rogue
Qui-Gon has a laugh at Obi-Wan’s expense and several things get vaporized by a lightsaber.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 10k - 09-Mar-2005

Lazy Love by Rose
Obi-Wan tries to convince his love to ignore the world and enjoy a few extra hours of sleep...to the tune of Jack Johnson's song, Banana Pancakes.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi, Romance
PG - 7k - 28-Jan-2006

Attack of the Midichlorians by Rushlight
This is a parody of the Play Station video game, "Parasite Eve." Cold science and a deranged sense of humorunite.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 7k - 13-Dec-1999

It's Too Darn Hot by Ruth Gifford
It's hot. Obi-Wan is making an audio journal entry. He's interrupted.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Point of View, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
Unrated - 4k - 23-Jul-2001

The Jedi Patient by Sage
This is my response to the first-line challenge from Emu ("Master, will you behave yourself," Obi-Wan hissed.) Qui-Gon's been injured, and he is VERY cranky. Obi-Wan is master-sitting. Tempers get frayed and eyes get opened.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Pre-Slash, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
R - 12.3k - 02-Jun-2001

Commercial 3 Qui-Gon Jinn's Gin by San-Lyn Hedet and Phthalas Aaral
The Jedi Academy's Advertising Department presents yet another gratuitous brand name plug, from the Padawan point of view. (Granted, this one is fictitious)
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 6k - 25-Jul-1999

All's Well That Ends by Sar
At long last, the final installment of The Bill Stories
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 47k - 29-Sep-2001

It's a twin thing... by Sar
this bit of daftness came to me as the result of a recent discussion on the list (saying which one would spoil the fun)
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 7k - 01-Sep-1999

Some Assembly Required by Sar
Obi-Wan opts for community service overnursing his injured Master.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 25k - 31-Aug-1999

The Adoyables by Sar
Obi-Wan runs into his friend Bill aftersomeone plays a prank on Qui-Gon.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 12k - 25-Jul-1999

The Practice Room by Sar
location location location...
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
R - 3k - 12-Nov-1999

Sex Packets by Sarina Argus aka Aya
Mace sends the boys a gift, with polar opposite results.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 13k - 21-Nov-2000

Just A Little Ghost Story by Scarlet Goldmine
A ghost story, a devious Master, and a prank gone horribly wrong
Categories: Humor
PG - 7k - 21-Dec-2001

Hook, Line and Sinker by Seraphena
Mace is hearing things.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 5k - 18-Nov-2004

Backseat Pilots by Sheryl
My response for the "I hate flying" challenge -- which I love, btw. [g]
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi
G - 3k - 03-Mar-2002

Chocolate Dreams by Sheyen
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi
PG - 2k - 31-Dec-2003

It Was Only . . . by Sheyen
Categories: Humor
Unrated - 1k - 20-Jun-2002

Trouble . . . Again by Sheyen
Categories: Humor
Unrated - 1k - 14-Jun-2002

Sex and the Force by Storm{X}Padme
What is it Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon would have to talk about when meeting in the living force?
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi
R - 9k - 08-Jul-2005

As the Temple Turns, or Behind Every Master is a Padawan Running the Temple by Susan Anthony
How things really work at the Jedi Temple
Categories: Humor, Alternate-Universe, Qui/Obi, Obi/Other, Qui/Xanatos, Drama
NC-17 - 75k - 14-Aug-2004

Blame it on Qui-Gon by Susan Anthony
Cause and effect, what really happened to cause the downfall of the Republic
Categories: Alternate-Universe, Humor, Non-Q/O
PG - 10k - 30-Aug-2002

Duel of the Fates by Susan Anthony
The real reason it was called the Duel of the Fates
Categories: First-Time, Alternate-Universe, Humor
R - 17k - 16-Jun-2002

Great Minds Think Alike by Susan Anthony
Trying new things on the spur of the moment isn't always advisable
Categories: Humor, Alternate-Universe, Qui/Other, Romance, Obi/Xanatos
NC-17 - 8k - 05-Apr-2003

Obi-Wan Pendragon: So Much For The Negotiations by Susan Anthony
Never leave implements of destruction just lying about the countryside
Categories: Humor, Pre-Slash
G - 16k - 30-Jun-2002

Road to Coruscant: The Final Conflict by Susan Anthony
The pieces are all in place and the final game begins
Categories: Action/Adventure, Humor, Alternate-Universe, Hurt/Comfort, Non-Con, Qui/Obi, Drama
NC-17 - 98k - 12-Jun-2004

So Much For The Negotiations by Susan Anthony
Never leave implements of distraction just lying about the countryside.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Pre-Slash, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 3k - 27-Jun-2000

Something to Talk About: Verse Two by Susan Anthony
Will Mace get a clue?
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Romance, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 63k - 20-Mar-2001

Telepathic Sex Doesn't Count by Susan Anthony
Categories: Humor, Alternate-Universe, Qui/Other, Romance, Obi/Xanatos
PG - 9k - 20-Jun-2002

The Force Made Me Do It by Susan Anthony
Obi-Wan gets a little bit more than he bargained for.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Plot-What-Plot, First-Time, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
R - 10k - 26-May-2000

True Love by Susan Anthony
Qui-Gon answers a padawan's Question.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Romance, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 20k - 11-Oct-2000

What Happened Next: Further Developments by Susan Anthony
The adventures of Chancellor Jinn and Benjamin Lars continue after the story "What Happened Next" ended....
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Angst, Romance, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 92k - 20-Mar-2001

The Dress by TC Regan
Here it is! The highly anticipated answer to the question: "Why was Obi-Wan wearing a dress?" Inspired by this picture: http://www.sockiipress.org/~ma/oqdress.jpg
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 19k - 25-Jun-1999

The Dress - Part Three (a) (Obi-Wan's Revenge) by TC Regan and Alaric
After being humilated in an embarrassing test, Obi-Wan gets his revenge
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 24k - 27-Jul-1999

A Master's Revenge by TJ
Qui-Gon decides to exact a little revenge on his 16 year old padawan.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 6k - 23-Nov-1999

Blue by TJ
The universe's most naive 13 year old asks his master "Why is it blue?
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 16k - 15-Nov-1999

Comes Around by TJ
Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon continue their unsanitary practices.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, First-Time, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 7k - 28-Nov-1999

Curiosity by TJ
Qui-Gon educates his padawan on the topic of sex.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 8k - 11-Nov-1999

Inquiring Minds by TJ
Master Yoda helps Obi-Wan in his quest for understanding.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 9k - 15-Nov-1999

Killed The Cat by TJ
Qui-Gon checks out Master Yoda's meditation class.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 6k - 21-Nov-1999

Not In That End by TJ
Obi-Wan overhears Qui-Gon and Mace having a little problem.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 4k - 28-Nov-1999

Sweet, Sweet Revenge by TJ
Qui-Gon continues to exact a revenge on his 16 year old padawan.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 5k - 27-Nov-1999

Tit for Tat by TJ
Qui-Gon's attempt to pay back his padawan backfires.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 7.5k - 29-Jun-2000

Virgins by TJ
A 13 year old Obi-Wan has a question for his new master
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 5k - 12-Nov-1999

Virgins 2 by TJ
13 year old Obi-Wan has a hard time believing his master.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 6k - 15-Nov-1999

Want To Know by TJ
Qui-Gon talks with Yoda, then Mace and finally, his padawan. Sequel to Inquiring Minds
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 9k - 17-Nov-1999

What Goes Around by TJ
Obi-Wan gets a startling revelation and takes matters into his own, um... hands.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 6k - 27-Nov-1999

Midsummer's Knight Festival by Tally
True love never runs smoothly.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Romance, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 22k - 22-Mar-2001

I Love Obi by Tara T
Quicky, I wanna be in the show!
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 10 kbk - 13-Feb-2000

A Tale of Teasing Teeth by Tara T.
a response to Mac's first line challenge "Qui-Gon woke to the feel of teeth at his throat." Obi-Wan attempts to, um, revive Qui-Gon so they can continue their mission.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 7221 bytesk - 01-Mar-2000

Obi White and the Seven Scarfs by Tara T.
Mirror Mirror on the wall, Who is the fairest Padawan of them all?
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 22.2k - 04-Apr-2000

Xanatos Black and the Bean Stock by Tara T.
Fe Fi Fo Fum, who's the padawan with the attractive bum!
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 27k - 30-Aug-2000

Singing by Tarnneth
Obi-Wan Sings! First-line Fic Challenge
Categories: Humor/Parody, Pre-Slash, Romance, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 5k - 06-Sep-2001

What did you say?! by Tarnneth
Obi-Wan is distracted while walking with his master on a mission. Answer to the "Do you have an erection" first line challenge from just ages ago.
Categories: Humor, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 12k - 01-Dec-2001

Word Games by Tarnneth
Boredom leads to written foreplay for our heroes.
Categories: Humor, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi
R - 11k - 12-Jan-2003

The Beard by Tasha
Obi-Wan has a fetish, and Qui-Gon finds out about it.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 9k - 24-Aug-1999

Mr. Bad Guy by Telanu
Forget Mace Windu. Have you noticed that when Ki-Adi Mundi shows up, it's *never* good?
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 28k - 22-May-2000

'Sabre by Tem-ve H'syan
Nearing the end of Obi-Wan's days as a Padawan, Qui-Gon muses over his apprentice's new lightsabre. There's a memory in every part...
Categories: Humor/Parody, Pre-Slash, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 26k - 07-May-2001

Is It Hot In Here? by Tem-ve H'syan
Here it is, totally plot-free and unbetaed and hot for all the wrong reasons - have fun!
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi
R - 5k - 12-Jan-2003

Tiff by Tem-ve H'syan
This is utterly fluffy, sweet and silly humour-fic.
Categories: Humor
G - 5k - 21-Oct-2002

Curious Old Body by Tem-ve H'syan
Something has messed with Qui-Gon Jinn's morphogenetic field. To interesting effect. Witness a tale of deformity, pleasure, and Consulates-General.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Fetish/Kink, Other, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
Unrated - 22k - 04-May-2001

Life Lessons at the Sith academy: Darth Maul v/s the Dentist by Tenshi No Korin
Maul's day at the dentist.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 21k - 23-Jun-1999

Masterly Distraction by Tera
Why is Obi-Wan running from Yoda?
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 6k - 28-Jun-1999

Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan by The 3 Smutskateers
Think Pinky and the Brain
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 3k - 25-Jul-1999

Obi-Marmalade by The Plot Binkie & Briony
Moulin Rouge/TPM crossover. Enter at your own risk.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 4k - 18-May-2001

A Tern Tale by The Rose
I've been itching to write a short story. Sorry, that's all the summary you get.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi
R - 3k - 13-Nov-2003

A Trip to the Zoo by The Rose
Just what the title says.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi
R - 2k - 11-Mar-2002

Breathe by The Rose
Computer problems.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi
Unrated - 4k - 03-Dec-2001

Glowing Brightly by The Rose
Written in response to Marguerite's first line challenge. Well, it's not exactly the first line, but I think she'll forgive me.
Categories: Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 4k - 21-Jun-2002

Hands On Therapy by The Rose
A short, dialogue only piece. Obi-Wan helps his Master relax and unwind after an injury.
Categories: Humor
G - 6k - 11-Dec-2001

It's In The Water by The Rose
Okay, blame this one on Buffy for her "Qui-Gon hick" bunny, on Glass Houses for upping the ante with Mace's line, and to Gaia, who ran away screaming after leaving me with the undying image of Bubba Windu and Obi Gump.
Categories: Parody, Humor
NC-17 - 3k - 21-Oct-2002

Itchin' and Hopin' by The Rose
Just what the title says. A silly little bunny that bit me during the night.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 6k - 14-Oct-2002

Qui-Gon's Gin by The Rose
After he and Bant do a little celebrating, Obi-Wan makes a pass at his Master.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi, Chan
R - 16k - 27-Feb-2002

So Big by The Rose
One of Qui-Gon's critters joins in the fun.
Categories: Humor, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 8k - 22-Apr-2002

Star Wars: Attack of the Bugs by The Rose
At a galaxy wide get-together with some of our favorite people from Star Wars, plus thirty listsibs from both M/A and TMI, some stuff happens.
Categories: Humor
PG-13 - 47k - 05-Mar-2002

Stuffing And Dark Meat by The Rose
This is all Dream Child's fault! Her and her silly "Things you can say at Thanksgiving and get away with" challenge! I used fifteen of her nineteen Thanksgiving lines in this. How many can you find?
Categories: First-Time, Humor, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 3k - 22-Nov-2001

The Bookshelf Incident by The Rose
Two Hallmark Jedi ornaments run into a bit of trouble.
Categories: Alternate-Universe, Humor, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 8k - 11-Jan-2003

The Good Sex Kit by The Rose
Faced with being without his lover for awhile, Obi-Wan decides to create something to, um, fill the void.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 10k - 07-Mar-2002

The Trouble With Being Gay by The Rose
Just a little vignette where Obi discusses the pros and cons of being Qui-Gon's lover.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 7k - 02-Oct-2005

Too Big by The Rose
Don't even ask, okay? Because I won't tell you. And don't ask where this came from, either, because I have absolutely no idea and wouldn't admit it if I did.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi
R - 2k - 25-Nov-2001

Two-Card Nestor by The Rose
Obi-Wan discovers a new card game, much to his master's delight.
Categories: Humor, Pre-Slash
G - 19k - 14-Apr-2004

When The Muses Disagree by The Rose
Things don't always go smoothly that first time.
Categories: Plot-What-Plot, Humor, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 3k - 15-Apr-2003

NMA by The Rose and Kalujinn
Where did Qui-Gon's sixteen-year-old padawan learn all this comm shorthand?
Categories: Humor, Pre-Slash
PG - 11k - 23-Feb-2004

A Musing Counsel by Tilt
For Archivists' Day, inspired by Galadriel's "Musings". Tilt's POV of the Muse.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 9k - 03-Nov-1999

George's Joke Reel -- Meeting Jar Jar by Tilt
The Real Phantom Menace, as told through outtakes, flub-ups, and Liam and Ewan's last-minute rewrites of their scripts.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 10k - 23-Nov-1999

George's Joke Reel -- Now There Are Two of Them! by Tilt
The Real Phantom Menace, as told through outtakes, flub-ups, and Liam and Ewan's last-minute rewrites of their scripts.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 5k - 28-Nov-1999

George's Joke Reel -- The Bongo Ride by Tilt
The Real Phantom Menace, as told through outtakes, flub-ups, and Liam and Ewan's last-minute rewrites of their scripts.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 11k - 22-Oct-1999

George's Joke Reel -- The Conference Room by Tilt
The Real Phantom Menace, as told through outtakes, flub-ups, and Liam and Ewan's last-minute rewrites of their scripts.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 9k - 21-Nov-1999

George's Joke Reel -- The Pod Race Part 1 by Tilt
The *Real* Phantom Menace, as told through outtakes, flub-ups, and Liam and Ewan's last-minute rewrites of their scripts.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 10.8k - 04-Apr-2000

The Monster Flees by Tilt
What to do when the Muse abandons you, and Jedi on ICQ.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 10k - 30-May-2000

Again by Trinity
Qui-Gon has to re-live the same day until he gets it right.
Categories: Humor/Parody, First-Time, Romance, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 35k - 29-Jan-2000

A Puzzling Connection by Triskell
Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon deal with the "effects" their latest mission has on them.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 12k - 27-Jun-2000

Shakespeare Academy - The Greatest Nobleman of All by Triskell
The timeless classic - Shakespeare's "Julius Caesar"; completely twisted ;-)
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Other, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
R - 33k - 30-Aug-2000

Message from the Force by Ula Luva
Fic-A-Thon challenge #46: "Interruptions - Take one romantic evening where one of our intrepid heroes want to tell the other how they really feel, but they keep getting interrupted."
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi
R - 20k - 24-Aug-2005

Concerned and Confused on Bandomeer by Various Authors
Another letter to the heart healer. Follows "Waiting and Hoping on Bandomeer."
Categories: Other, Humor, Plot-What-Plot, Pre-Slash, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 7k - 11-Jan-2002

Letters from Camp Dagobah by Various Authors
The title says it all
Categories: Humor, Pre-Slash, Qui/Obi
G - 2k - 26-Jul-2002

The Jedi Guardian: There is no privacy, only scandal. by Various Authors
Tabloid insanity one night in #bic
Categories: Parody, Humor
R - 24k - 01-Mar-2003

Waiting and Hoping on Bandomeer by Various Authors
Please answer this letter. There's a very sad and heartsick Padawan out there who needs YOUR advice
Categories: Other, Humor, Plot-What-Plot, Pre-Slash, Qui/Obi
PG - 31k - 11-Jan-2002

Black Times by Veckah
A night out leads to strange happenings.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi
PG - 6k - 13-May-2002

Bedtime Stories #2 by VelmaDoo and RavenD
Qui rescues Obi from a tall tower, smut ensues.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 24k - 18-Jul-2000

Bedtime Stories for Jedi-Lovers #3 by VelmaDoo and RavenD
Three evil, but cute, Sith try to catch the elusive silvered Jinn.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
R - 26k - 22-Aug-2000

How the Sith Stole Lifeday by VelmaDoo and RavenD
A parody of the Dr. Seuss holiday classic
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 8k - 02-Jan-2001

It's Pon Farr, Jar-Jar! by Vermilion Flame
En route to Coruscant from Tattoine, Jar-Jar suddenly feels an overwhelming need to return to Naboo. Can the great Jedi Master, so attuned to the Living Force, remain unaffected?
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 19k - 22-Aug-2000

Penis by Vermilion Flame
With a title like that, you want a summary?
Categories: Humor/Parody, Angst, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 3.53 kbk - 22-Feb-2000

Spit It Out by Wednesday
This was inspired (or damned) by Pennywhistle's sardonic comment: "This is like watching the Titanic go down, only this time it's because a few disgruntled passengers have been boring holes underneath."
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 2k - 27-Sep-2001

Flexibility by White Vixen
Jedi training is comprehensive, and has many uses. Sequel to "Trade".
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 4.7k - 04-Apr-2000

Clothes Do Not A Jedi Make by Wolfine
How the end of the movie *really* happened.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 25Kk - 30-May-2000

How to Lie Like a Jedi by Wolfine
Sequel: to "In space, everyone can hear you scream.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
R - 18k - 10-Jul-1999

In space everyone can hear you scream by Wolfine
Where do you go on a ship in space?
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 16k - 27-Jun-1999

A Padawan's Guide to Health, Fitness and Living with your Master by Wombat
What it says in the title.
Categories: Humor
PG-13 - 41k - 06-Dec-2001

The Tale of the Deneban Spitting Lizard by Wombat
Qui-Gon brings home yet another pet. Anyway, this is a stand-alone story from the 'Rite of Passage' universe.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 9k - 22-Aug-2000

A Commcercial by WorshipGL
It's a commercial. For Star Wars toys.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 4k - 19-Jun-1999

Schism by WriteStuff
Twenty-ninth and final installment in The Long Shadow series. Been wondering what Qui-Gon's big secret is? Read on!
Categories: Humor, Alternate-Universe, Qui/Obi, Obi/Other, Series
R - 93k - 25-Jul-2010

Cold Feet by Writestuff
Obi-Wan gets a cold and two presents. Well, maybe three. Sort of.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 12k - 30-Aug-2000

The Great Jedi Sacrifice by Yasmin M.
Two Jedi and a few dozen Generic EvilCult Members[tm]. Do the math.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 21k - 11-Oct-1999

Hunting Rabbits, a Jedi and a Sith by amikara
There's a king giving a banquet for both, Jedi and Sith (they aren't happy about this, as you can imagine), and they have to go hunt rabbits (white ones). BUT- oh what a pity- Darth Maul and Obi-Wan are getting lost in the forest...
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Non Q/O
PG - 12k - 14-Mar-2000

Qui-Gon's Lightsaber by blarney stone
During a mission, a young apprentice's longing for his master reaches a critical point.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
R - 6k - 4-Jun-1999

Send in the Clones by blarney stone
Sidious needs a new friend or two...
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 6k - 6-Jun-1999

Graduation by boots
At the end of the annual Knighting after-party, who will take Obi-Wan home?
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 54k - 23-Oct-2000

If My Master Had A Clitoris by boots
Obi-Wan thinks het thoughts.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Point of View, Poetry, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 2k - 13-Oct-2000

The Master's Saber by boots
My Obi!muse is hurting himself a lot with lightsabers in those Myth stories, lately. I for one am fed up with it ;) so here's a different perspective!
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, First-Time, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 11k - 25-Sep-2000

A Failure of Desire by chelle
Obi Wan seeks counselling.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 9k - 18-Nov-1999

Interruptions by chelle
Qui Gon and Obi Wan return to their quarters after dinner with the Council.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
R - 17k - 16-Dec-1999

Something More Comfortable by chelle
Qui Gon utters the immortal line, "I'm going to change into something more comfortable.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 9k - 07-Oct-1999

The Meaning of Fucking by chelle
After sacrificing their virginity to avoid being volcano food, the boys return home.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 20k - 23-Oct-1999

Naboo! or The Terribly Cheesy Tragedy of Obi-Wan Kenobi by dot
His name was Obi, he was a Jedi...
Categories: Humor/Parody, Other, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 3k - 12-Feb-2000

Getting It Right by ealintara
Qui-Gon. Obi-Wan. A lot of grunting. And what, exactly, is that slurping noise? A little mentoring session between our favorite Master and Padawan.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 6k - 19-Aug-2007

Emails from the Archives Collection #1 by elfin
TONS OF SPOILERS FOR EPISODES I and II!!!!!
Categories: Alternate-Universe, Humor, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 6k - 31-May-2002

Emails from the Archives Collection #2 by elfin
TONS OF SPOILERS FOR EPISODES I and II!!!!!
Categories: Alternate-Universe, Humor, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 7k - 31-May-2002

Best Served Cold by elysian
Revenge is sweet. Sequel to "Breakfast in Bed
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 10k - 20-Nov-2000

Breakfast in Bed by elysian
It appears that even Jedi have no cure for the common cold. Andromeda's first line challenge.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 4k - 20-Nov-2000

Crossed Customs by grimalkin
Qui-Gon reaps the benefits of his padawan's studies
Categories: Plot-What-Plot, Humor, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 22k - 28-Apr-2003

Crossed Customs - Take II by grimalkin
Obi-Wan is once more studying diligently. Will he get it right this time? Will Qui-Gon reap the benefits again?
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi, Plot-What-Plot
NC-17 - 31k - 21-Nov-2005

Out with the Truth by hikaru
Dooku tells Obi-Wan the real reason he left the Jedi Order.
Categories: Plot-What-Plot, Humor, Qui/Obi
R - 5k - 11-Mar-2003

Gungan's Guide to Life with the Jedi by kai
Blame it on Katrinka who issued the challenge, "All I Ever Learned About Star Wars, I Learned From JarJar Binks
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 3k - 5-Jun-1999

Distractions by kaly
Relaxation after a long day
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 9k - 02-Nov-1999

IS: Missing Moments #1: Causing Trouble by kaly
General mischief all around.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 10k - 08-Nov-1999

IS: Missing Moments #5: For The Birds by kaly
Bant and Obi-Wan stir up trouble.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 5k - 22-Nov-1999

IS: Missing Moments #6: Lunchtime by kaly
Obi-Wan fixes lunch.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Alternate-Universe, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 10k - 26-Nov-1999

Inner Strength Series, # 7: Inner Child by kaly
A surprise on Qui-Gon's naming day.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 33k - 11-Oct-1999

Sticky Situations by kaly and Nix
After a disasterous cooking class, Qui-Gon gives Obi-Wan a hand in cleaning up.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 26k - 24-Sep-1999

A Jedi Never Surrenders by kaly and Taleyna
Not Even a Jedi is always graceful...
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 23k - 9-Jun-1999

An Apple a Day by kalypso
someone doesn't want to go the Healer's.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Pre-Slash, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 7k - 21-Jun-2000

Better to Lose a Braid Than a Hand by kalypso
A lightsaber accident has Obi-Wan feeling low.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Pre-Slash, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 3.5k - 24-Jul-2000

No Trumpets?!? by kalypso
Where are the trumpets?!?
Categories: Humor/Parody, First-Time, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 1.6k - 10-Jul-2000

Yellow and Blue Make Green! (sequel to "An Apple A Day") by kalypso
don't mix the red, blue, and yellow pills!
Categories: Humor/Parody, Pre-Slash, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
G - 9k - 21-Jun-2000

Who's Your Master? by lucee
Some Jedi walk into this S&M bar and...A shameless smutty plot bunny that kept gnawing at me! Hey, gotta blame somebody...
Categories: Fetish/Kink, Humor, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 27k - 29-Dec-2002

A Day In The Life Of A Jedi - An early reader by micehell
A day in the life of two Jedi, for beginning readers
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi
PG-13 - 13k - 25-Sep-2003

A Very Bad Dream by micehell
Qui-Gon has a bad dream, set to a possibly recognizable tune
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi, Parody
PG - 15k - 26-Feb-2004

Dark Side Bar And Grill by micehell
Waiting for Obi-Wan
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi, Non-Con, Chan
Unrated - 12k - 22-Mar-2005

Fusion by micehell
Let's play Guess The Show! Each one of these ficlets is loosely based -- either by plot, plot point, or a distinctive line from the show -- on a famous movie or TV show.
Categories: Humor, Alternate-Universe, Qui/Obi, Drama
NC-17 - 30k - 30-Jun-2008

Good Things Come by micehell
Obi-Wan struggles to lose his virginity.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi, Plot-What-Plot, First-Time
NC-17 - 21k - 13-Feb-2005

Learning Experience by micehell
A couple of weeks after Obi-Wan's twelfth birthday, he started having strange dreams.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi, Plot-What-Plot
NC-17 - 14k - 07-May-2006

Not Quite Super by micehell
We are not, and I repeat not, going to call ourselves Jediman and Padawanboy.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi, Plot-What-Plot
NC-17 - 25k - 14-Jan-2007

Nothing Ever Goes My Way by micehell
Dooku reminisces with a friend about his relationship with his former apprentice and his former apprentice's apprentices.
Categories: Humor, Alternate-Universe, Point of View, Qui/Other, Obi/Other
PG-13 - 19k - 01-May-2003

Sith For Folly Said and Done by micehell
The annual Reasons To Get Rid Of My Sith Apprentice meeting with Yoda never went well.
Categories: Humor, Alternate-Universe, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 26k - 06-Nov-2007

Turnabout by obi-ki
Tormentee becomes tomentor as Obi-Wan evens the score.
Categories: Humor, Qui/Obi, Plot-What-Plot
NC-17 - 15k - 16-Aug-2005

What Goes Around Comes Around by obi-ki
Obi-Wan struggles with an undisciplined group of teenage padawans and learns that sometimes stressful events can lead to much more pleasant activities.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
NC-17 - 21.4k - 21-Mar-2001

Rainy Nights by oddjob103
Two words, Wet Jedi.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Plot-What-Plot, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 7k - 19-Nov-1999

Going Rogue by padawan_kat
Bail convinces a grumpy Obi-Wan to watch Rogue Jedi vids
Categories: Plot-What-Plot, Humor, Obi/Bail
PG - 10k - 30-Dec-2003

Stranger Things Series 1: Stranger Things... by sidewinder
Well, it had to happen. My take on the whole 'one of the guys is pregnant' discussion on the list yesterday.
Categories: Humor/Parody, Romance, Qui/Obi, Qui/Obi
PG - 11k - 10-Jul-1999

Xander Harris's Really Weird Jar-Jar Sex Dream by the Spike
um, Xander Harris has a really weird Jar Jar Sex Dream
Categories: Humor/Parody, Non Q/O
NC-17 - 14k - 07-Aug-1999