Summary: Thin walls,loud lovemaking and a disgruntled neighbor.
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It was starting again.For the third time that night.Amazing. A
man of Qui-Gon's age could not, should not possibly have
that kind of stamina.Maybe Qui-Gon wasn't aware of that little
fact.
Or maybe that sexy apprentice of his knew more about carnal
pleasures than a young man of his age should.He certainly knew
how to keep Qui-Gon going.
This sort of thing had never happened before.Not with
Xanatos,not with anybody else.It only started after Obi-Wan
grew up- quite nicely,he had to admit-,that Qui-Gon's libido
seemed to grow as well.And it apparently hadn't stop growing.
THUMP,THUMP,THUMP
"Oh Master yes,I want that big cock of yours!.Yes!!.Ram it up
me!."
Oh,it was really intolerable ,all that noise!.The
moans,groans,screams, and the creaking and thumping of the
bed.And it was not just from the bedroom that the noises came
from. The sounds of broken dishes, glasses,pots and pans
clanging together in a maniacal concert came regularly from the
kitchen,and not because those two were cooking. Indeed,cook was
the last thing they did in the kitchen.Apparently food was
something of an aphrodisiac for them, any kind of
food,from chocolate to quiche,strawberries or
pineapples,regardless of taste,size or shape.
And they clearly had no respect for the water conservation
policies the Council had implemented!.The sound of running
water went on for hours ,along with the thumping on the
shower walls.It seemed every time he took a shower they
decided to take one too.Sometimes he thought they would bring
down the thin wall separating them,and they would just crash
down on him,grunting and moaning and, most likely,they would
pay him no attention at all.
He did not know why they could not restrict their amorous
activities to the bedroom,instead of using every room in their
quarters for purposes other then the ones they were built for.
"Ohhhh,Master!","YES,YES!".
Oh,no,not again!.
"Harder,harder,aghh!!".
Really,if they did it any harder they would not only break that
much used bed,they would also drill a hole on the floor.
"OBI-WAN,OHHH,YES!".
"Master you are sooo good!!".
Please.No one was that good.
THUMP,THUMP,THUMP
Silence .
Finally.Maybe now he could get some sleep.And he would have to
talk to Qui-Gon about this,he had not wanted to bring the
subject up,it was really embarrasing,but he had reached his
limit.He could not remember when was the last time he had
enjoyed the simple pleasure of a good night's sleep.
And,to be completely honest,it was not only the lack of sleep
that bothered him,there were also other matters that made this
whole business so upsetting.Listening to all the licentious
noises coming from behind those walls also made him,well,horny
as hell. Was it any wonder,really?.That Obi-Was was very
attractive and despite all,he sometimes enjoyed listening to
his lustful cries.
And what an imagination!.Hearing him describe what he wanted
Qui-Gon to do to him,or the things he wanted to do to Qui-Gon
could be really exciting.And Qui-Gon was no shy flower
either,he was as raucous as the boy.Apparently the Master part
of his title did not made reference to his mastery of the Force
alone; beneath that serene and dignified facade,hid a true
deviant.
Damn the man!.It was not as if every Master in the Temple had
the good luck of having a horny and beautiful apprentice.His
own Padawan was not even human,he looked like a big lizard,with
rough yellow skin. He could not find any sexual release
there,that was for sure.As a matter of fact, could not even
share his sleepless nights with him,for his apprentice did not
posses any hearing organs,his species was completely
telepatic,therefore such things as hearing or speaking were
irrelevant. He could simply close his mind to all disturbing
noises and sleep as peacefully as a baby.
Oh,well, at least it seemed that tonight's marathon was
over.Silence was now all around,perhaps now he finally could
get some much needed sleep...
"Master I can't sleep,I still want you!"
"Oh my Obi-Wan,I still want you too!."
"NOOOOO!."Damn Qui-Gon and his little slut of an apprentice!.
-Next Morning -
Qui-Gon Jinn and Obi-Wan Kenobi exited their quarters looking
rested and as alert as ever.A somewhat smug smile graces the
Master's face and there is a sated and dreamy look on the
Padawan's eyes.
At the same time,their neighbor comes out of his
quarters,looking pale,tired and extremely upset.
"Good morning my friend!",said by a very,very cheerful Qui-Gon.
"Good?.Do you think this is a good morning for me?,asked
by a very,very upset neighbor.
"Well my friend,I'm not sure,you do look a bit tired.",said by
a concern and totally oblivious Qui-Gon.
"That is right Qui-Gon,I am very tired and I am tired
because I have not been sleeping well!",said by an
increasingly hostile neighbor.
"I would recommend you to seek the healers help,my friend.Your
health could be seriously affected by this sleeplessness
and,well...I didn't want to bring this up but your problem is
disturbing us as well",
" I am disturbing you?!",a frankly amazed Jedi asked.
"Well,yes.You know this walls are really thin and my Padawan
and myself can hear you constantly turning and twisting on your
bed.We hear you pacing around your room all night long and we
can hear you when you're in the shower at the oddest
hours"."You know I can probably ignore all the noise you're
making,but my poor Padawan has to work very hard on all his
lessons and he needs his rest",looking adoringly at the Padawan
in question,who was looking at their poor neighbor with a
definite accusing look in his pretty eyes.
"We have to go,but please my friend try to do something about
this problem,we'll really appreciate it",Qui-Gon and
Obi-Wan,waved goodbye and walked away,talking softly to each
other.
"Oh do not worry my friend I will do something about it
indeed!",a somber,disgruntled neighbor plots his revenge.
"Really Master,I never thought a Jedi could be that
inconsiderate to his neighbors".
"I am surprised too,Padawan,I never had such problems with him
before. Must be his age,old men tend to be cranky,you know."
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