Commercial: Qui-Gon and Obi-wan for Star Wars merchandise
by Liz 'Kaiburr' Nielsen, jedi wannabe
(KwanYin4@aol.com)
Archive: master_apprentice, any others.... just ask first.
Rating: PG
Warnings: Horribly derivative. (see Kudos)
Spoilers: none.
Summary: It's a commercial. For Star Wars merchandise. (ie,
parody)
Feedback: Are you kidding? YES!!
Kudos to: those lovely people I stole the original idea from,
Phthalas Aaral, Healer (Kanoesama@aol.com) and San-Lyn Hedet,
Jedi Master (FiveChosen@aol.com)
Disclaimer: Don't own the characters, don't own the rights...
but at least I've got the action figures.
[Qui-Gon talking with Yoda.]
I know we are indebted to Lucas, but I fear this glut of
merchandising.... we have toothbrushes, t-shirts, towels....
[Obi-Wan rushes in]
Master, come to bed!
[Qui-Gon looks nervously at Yoda]
Not now, Obi-Wan.
[Obi-Wan]
But Master....
[Qui-Gon]
Not now.
[Obi-Wan]
But I just wanted to show you...
[Qui-Gon turns back to Yoda, ignoring Obi-Wan]
About all this merchandise....
[Obi-Wan gives up on subtlety and interrupts the older Jedi]
Master, we have Phantom Menace Bedsheets!
[Qui-Gon turns back to Obi-Wan in surprise]
What?
[Obi-Wan]
That's what I was TRYING to tell you.
[Qui-Gon]
My apologies, I thought you meant...
[Qui-Gon glances nervously at Yoda again]
But that's not important.
[Qui-Gon looks again toward Obi-Wan, and a new look comes into
his eye.]
I think I should go examine them.
[to Yoda]
With your permission, Master Yoda?
[Yoda nods, and Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan rush off. Qui-Gon whispers
to Obi-Wan.]
Remind me to thank Lucas later....
[fade to black, and then the following text centered on the
screen in white:]
"All proceeds go to the Jedi Academy-- You Will Buy This
Merchandise."
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