Stuffing And Dark Meat

by The Rose (rosarocaminis@yahoo.com)

TITLE: Stuffing And Dark Meat
AUTHOR: The Rose
ARCHIVE: M/A and my page http://www.sockiipress.org/~rose
PAIRING: Q/O
RATING: NC-17 of course
CATEGORY: First time, silliness (is that a category???)
SPOILERS: None
FEEDBACK: Oh yeah! Come on, you know you want to! On list or off at rosarocaminis@yahoo.com
SUMMARY: This is all Dream Child's fault! Her and her silly "Things you can say at Thanksgiving and get away with" challenge! I used fifteen of her nineteen Thanksgiving lines in this. How many can you find?

"Obi-Wan, in honor of your twentieth birthday, you may choose your own gift."

"Really, Master? Anything I want?"

"Anything you want."

"You! I want you!"

"Um, Obi-Wan, I thought you had taken a vow of celibacy."

"Only until I was old enough, Master! I've wanted you and you alone since I was sixteen!"

"Wellllll, in that case, Padawan mine, I am yours. What do you want me to do?"

"Strip. I want to see what I'm getting."

"Very well." (the sound of clothes being removed)

"Whew, Master, that's one terrific spread!"

"I'm glad you approve, Padawan."

"And that's the biggest one I've ever seen!"

(room warms a few degrees from the intensity of the blush) "Thank you. You'll know it's ready when it pops up."

"Hmmm . . . I think I'm in the mood for a little dark meat . . ."

(the sound of a sharply indrawn breath) "Obi-Wan! Don't play with your meat, er, I mean, with MY meat!"

"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"

(panting) "It --- shouldn't --- be --- much --- longer . . ."

"It looks delicious. What happens if I do this?"

(gasp) "It's a little dry. Do you still want to eat it?"

"It won't be dry for long, oh Master mine."

"Oh, yes, that's --- mmmm, that's very good . . ."

"How long will it take after you stick it in?"

"At this rate, not very long."

"If I don't unto my pants, I'll burst!"

"Well, we can't have that, can we? It's time you get naked, too."

(sound of more clothes rustling, then the sound of a harsh slap to firm, anxious flesh) "Just wait your turn.. You'll get some!"

"Obi-Wan, you really shouldn't treat it that way. It's just responding to the stimulus . . ."

(growling) "I'll show you stimulus!"

"OH! Padawan, careful! One more touch like that and this may be over before it starts."

"Sorry. Okay, how do we do this?"

"You don't know?"

"Huh uh. I told you. I was saving myself for you. So, what do we do?"

(shrugs) "Just spread the legs open and stuff it in."

"Oh. Sounds easy enough. Just --- let me --- there. Is this okay?"

"Perfect."

(grunts, gasps, the sounds of bodies moving together. A set of shouts, perfectly attuned, a few minutes of dazed silence)

(sigh) "Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"

"That was --- wonderful, Padawan. Thank you. Ah, you still have a little bit on your chin." (sly glance) "You know, they say that tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."

"Really?" (seductive grin) "Master, are you ready for seconds yet?"

The End

(In case you're wondering, the four I didn't use were, "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!" "It's Cool Whip time!" "Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?" and "Talk about a huge breast!" Sorry, Dream Child. I did my best!)