Deceptive Maneuvers

by Master Yo-Gurt



ARCHIVE: Master & Apprentice, SithChicks, my page at Stolen Moments (www.ravenswing.com/YoGurt), anyone else please ask

CATEGORY: PWP, Humor/Parody

RATING: NC-17

PAIRING: O/Q, O/other

WARNING: uuhhmmmm ... no!

SUMMARY: A Padawan's attempt to spice up his sex life is ... peculiar!

DISCLAIMER: If George ever reads this, he'll disown me! So, I'll have no money to give up should he decide to go after me. Sorry Mr. L.!

NOTES: Again, the incredible Padawan Nia helped smoothening this sucker out with betaing and critique ... I'm now convinced her name stands for "She who can spot superfluous spaces". LOL:)

FEEDBACK: I'll pull a "Yaddle" if I don't get any! PLEASE at quigon_jinn21@hotmail.com



The door slammed shut and almost made Obi-Wan jump in surprise as he saw his Master enter their living room, angrily getting out of his robe and tossing it onto the chair next to the entrance to the quarters he shared with his Padawan.

"If he ever asks for a mission report again to simply disregard every single recommendation I made regarding the further development of that blasted dustbowl they call a planet ..."

Master Qui-Gon Jinn wasn't in a good mood. In fact he was pissed beyond believe and had a real hard time controlling the anger that had brewed in him ever since he had been embroiled in the middle of a planet-sized ruckus about his and Obi-Wan's latest mission he had reported on during this session with the Jedi Council.

Simple diplomatic errand: deliver a diplomat to her new assignment, install her, get back to the Temple. Nothing fancy. And when Mace had asked him for some recommendations for any future diplomatic efforts on the Senate's side, for once Qui-Gon had obliged the Council's request happily. It didn't happen often that they choose to solicit Qui-Gon's advice in this manner, so in a way this had felt ... nice! Contrary to the picture that was painted of him in Padawan circles and around Masters' tables he didn't enjoy being a maverick and irking the Councilors. If he could do without he most certainly preferred to do without!

So, they had asked - he had given - they had torn him to pieces on technicalities and proper implementation of Code regulations!

"Yaddle should be so high and mighty! HA! When has she been on her last mission? A century ago? ... Pah! ... " Qui-Gon was muttering as he strode to the tiny kitchen, right past his Padawan who hastily had busied himself with preparing some hot water for tea. He started to rummage around the cabinets for his favorite tea cup.

"Hello Padawan", he started, his anger still tainting his voice, "you better count your lucky stars today that I haven't insisted on taking you along to that damn debriefing, although it is high time for you to take on that responsibility more often!" He cast a stern, lecturing look at Obi-Wan, then looked at his empty cup and once again back at his Padawan.

"What a bunch of stuff heads! ... Oh, tea would be much appreciated right now, Padawan!" Some more fidgeting with his cup, then he left to make himself as comfortable as possible in his favorite leather arm chair that was standing against the wall facing the entrance door.

Obi-Wan had deemed it best not to say anything. True, he hadn't expected his Master back from his meeting that early. Normally his Master liked to indulge in a bit of stress releasing meditations after such meetings in one of the many gardens of the Temple. For some reason his "garden time" had been shorter than Obi-Wan had expected, and that made him a bit nervous. But he also knew full well that any inquiry by him regarding his Master's pissed mood would only result in another lecture on the nature of the Code, how it really made no sense at all at times, and how the Council had the whole thing wrong over and over again. They were long, those lectures Qui-Gon tended to drift into on such occasions, something Obi-Wan was definitely not in the mood for right now. He decided to keep it quiet as much as possible. Besides - Qui-Gon looked tired and wrung out, so Obi-Wan kept his replies to a bare minimum for the time being.

"Tea will be ready very soon now, Master, in a few minutes I'm sure ..." he turned to tend to the boiling water and tossed a few Gressal tea leaves into a pot he then filled with the heated water. While his Padawan was busy preparing the tea, Qui-Gon had taken his cup and plunked down into his chair to get his boots off his feet, expertly tossing and simultaneously Force-manipulating them to lay in a neat pile right next to the entrance. Command of the Force was such a Gods-send when it came to keeping the quarters at least a bit tidy.

"And if Yaddle won't stop her annoying habit of clubbing my legs with her blasted gimmer ... Ah, thank you, Padawan, I really do need this right now!" Smiling gratefully at the young man he held up his cup to let Obi-Wan fill it with the hot liquid. He leaned back a bit and took a sip of the tea.

"I'm sorry, my Obi, but today's "performance" by the Council has been especially taxing!" He took another sip and let himself fall into the cushions of the chair, leaning all the way back and briefly rubbing a hand over his weary eyes.

"Who does this little troll think she is!", he breathed so quietly it was almost inaudible, yet Obi-Wan heard it anyways. His eyes darted towards the closed door of their bedroom for a short moment before his attention was fully back on his Master before him.

"You look awful, Master! And I am thankful hat you allowed me to remain out of the Council's grasps this time!", he chuckled a bit, which solicited a likewise response from the sitting man.

"Well, thank you kindly for your more than frank assessment of my condition, Obi-Wan. By the Gods, at times I truly regret that I have beaten honesty so thoroughly into your pretty little head!" He smiled once more at his apprentice who by now had taken up his wont place to his Master's feet on the floor.

For a long while they remained sitting in silence, stilling their thoughts and simply enjoying each others company, a luxury they indulged in whenever possible. They had been together now for over ten years, and lovers for more than two. It had become second nature for them to listen within themselves and to each other, instinctively knowing what the other thought, sharing silence with no words needed between them.

Lately, however, Obi-Wan had become discontent, somewhat bored with their relationship, especially their typical sessions of love-making. Qui-Gon was busy fighting his fruitless battles with the Council as if his life depended on it, so to him everything was fine as is. But his Padawan was looking for a new "twist" for his sex life, and Obi-Wan's latest attempts to spice up at least his own sexual encounters a bit were ... well, unorthodox, to say the least. Desperate measures for desperate times, the Padawan thought wryly, and now it was high time to facilitate the rest he so desperately needed his Master to take.

The young man had scooted forward a bit to lay his hands onto Qui-Gon's thighs in a possessive gesture of intimacy, and at last it was him who broke their quiet contemplation - no, it was more like shattering it!

"Master? What would you say if I give you a nice, leisurely blow job right now?" Obi-Wan's face had remained serious, but Qui-Gon could easily see the mirth that was dancing around his Padawan's eyes.

"Just like that? No preamble, no foreplay, simply a blow job?" Qui-Gon had a hard time concealing his astonishment at Obi-Wan's inquiry, he had seldom witnessed his Padawan to be that to-the-point when it came to their sexual play. Setting his tea cup down onto a little side table that was standing nearby, he leaned forward and cupped Obi-Wan's face with one of his hands.

"No 'I-love-you's or even a slight attempt at seduction, my Padawan?"

"Nope! I just feel like you deserve a good ..."

"Blow job, yes you mentioned that". Qui-Gon looked carefully at his lover once more, this was so unlike his Obi-Wan. But then, why not try something new once in a while. And yet ... something was afoot with his Padawan, but he simply couldn't lay his fingers on it.

"Everything alright with you, Obi-Wan? This isn't just to cover your sweet little ass for something?" It had happened before, make-up sex of some sort. Pleasant, but not exactly what Qui-Gon was looking for in their relationship.

"Qui-Gon! I'm mortally wounded! Really!" Getting onto his knees in front of his Master, Obi-Wan started to let his hands roam along Qui-Gon's muscular legs, feeling his body's warmth radiate through the fabric of his leggings, changing his caresses from light touches to firm rubs upwards towards his loins, thumbs wandering to the inside of Qui-Gon's legs, applying subtle pressure to make his Master open himself for some closer inspection of his growing erection.

"You're always thinking the worst of people, love. Why is that, tell me, Qui!", the kneeling man demanded of the object of his affections. Letting Obi-Wan take his pleasure with him Qui-Gon had let go of his Padawan's face and again leaned back into the chair, unconsciously yielding to his lover's suggestive touch, opening his thighs wider for just a bit.

"Hmmm, ... I'm sorry, Obi, I didn't mean to imply that you ... uuhhmmmm, feels good what you do!" He closed his eyes, sighed heavily, only to put his hands on top of Obi-Wan's to stop his Padawan's further advances.

"I appreciate what you're trying to do, my Obi, but not tonight, hm? I'm simply too tired now, I can't possibly ..." A slight groan escaped his throat as his Padawan "accidentally" brushed his hand against his hardening cock. "Come, Padawan, ... just let me sit here and rest ... aahhmmm ...a while ... " Qui-Gon drew in a sharp breath as Obi-Wan's hands stubbornly returned to his aching flesh between his legs, as if to urge it on in it's inflamed state.

"Obi-Wan, I cannot let your ... disregard of ... my wish ... aaahhh, leave it right there!" Against his better judgment Qui-Gon couldn't help to fully succumb to his Padawan's touches, loosing this battle against his lover quite miserably.

"You're such an imp, Obi, you ... know that? Hmmmm ..." Coherence was becoming a thing to be worried about some other time, not now, with his lover between his legs.

The young man continued to let his hands move playfully along thighs, loins, a hardening cock ...

"Shhh, Qui, just relax and let me work my magic with you. I bet you'll feel much better as soon as I'll be done with you, love!" His fingers deftly made short work of Qui-Gon's leggings, pulling them off as his Master briefly lifted himself out of the chair to be accommodating, thus allowing the Padawan fullest access to his Master's groin.

Obi-Wan's caresses of Qui-Gon became more and more centered around his stiff cock, and having moved closer in between his Master's legs he was finally in a position to bend his head down, taking Qui-Gon's member into his eager mouth. A fleeting gasp was heard from above his head as Obi-Wan's tongue began to circle around the tip of the penis in his mouth, and Qui-Gon visibly relaxed, at last giving in to this most pleasurable service rendered to him by the man he so much loved. His hands reached for his lover's head, steadying them by letting his fingers run through his apprentice's spiky hair, finding the ridiculous pony-tail, toying with it's threads without really noticing it.

"Obi-Wan ... Padawan ... uhmm, oh Force, yes, your tongue ... wonderful!" Obi-Wan let it slid over the entire length of Qui-Gon's shaft, paying close attention to every last inch of it, enjoying it's velvety feel, the strong if somewhat bitter-sweet taste of his Master's pre-cum. Teeth soon joined tongue, and Qui-Gon's moans started to become more urgent as his Padawan fondled and squeezed his balls, first one, then the other.

"Obi, Gods, where in the world ... ssss, yesss, suck harder, my love" Qui-Gon was loosing himself to his rising pleasure by the minute, the longer he was enjoying Obi-Wan's ministrations to his private parts. Oh how he had needed something like this! He became more and more incoherent in speech and in thoughts, his release approaching fast, and he knew very soon now he would loose his last grasp on serenity as he knew it.

Then at last, and not a moment too early, Obi-Wan took Qui-Gon fully into his mouth, filling his throat with the begging cock, and starting to suck as hard as he could. His hands continued to work on Qui-Gon's testes, massaging them, squeezing them hard.

"Yes, yes, Obi, I love you ..." //Loveyouloveyouloveyou ... Gods!//

//Yes, Qui-Gon, yes, I love you too ... you're wonderful ... so wonderful ... come, Qui, come, let me taste you!//

By now Qui-Gon had to hold onto the arms of his chair, his hips pushing hard into Obi-Wan's throat, increasing the frequency of his thrusts for final completion of this act of love, Obi-Wan's head bobbing up and down on the erection in his mouth. The latter braced himself onto his Master's thighs once more, feeling his lover's climax approach quickly now ...

"Aaaahhhh ... Hmmmm ...." Qui-Gon's release was explosive, his fingers clawing the chair, his head thrown back, eyes closed while rasping Obi-Wan's name over and over. Obi-Wan swallowed every single drop of Qui-Gon's cum, opening his mind to the immeasurable pleasure and joy engulfing his Master which soon enveloped both men in a warm bliss that started to lull Qui-Gon into a state of sweet oblivion.

After a few seconds of shared ecstasy Qui-Gon went limp in his chair, hands unfastening from their grip of the soft leather, feeling Obi-Wan's head slowly dislodging from it's hold on the older man's cock, and Qui-Gon leaned forward, bending down to his lover to bestow a long, loving kiss onto his lips. He could still taste himself in his Padawan's mouth - it never ceased to amaze him how different he tasted as compared with his Obi-Wan!

When he came up for some air, his hands once again found Obi-Wan's cheeks, caressing them with his thumbs.

"Thank you, Obi! I didn't realize how much I needed that right now." He smiled down at the young man who deliberately stood up in one fluid motion, straightening his tunics and moving closer to the chair to sit on one of the arm rests, blowing gently into his Master's by now sweaty hair. His love and devotion radiated brilliantly off him as his hands touched his Master's face, stroking it with a feathery touch.

"Always glad to be there for you my love!" He gently pressed another kiss against Qui-Gon's temple.

"Are you still tired, Master? ... Qui?" His Master's head was leaning against the back of the chair, eyes closed, breathing gradually leveling off to the gentle, steady rhythm of exhausted sleep. The Padawan let his hand brush over his Master's cheek one more time, trailing one finger down his neck to the hollow at the base of Qui-Gon's throat.

"Sleep tight, Master. I wish I could follow you wherever you are right now." Obi-Wan's voice carried a sorrow he loathed to admit to himself, and abruptly he stood up and went over to the sofa to fetch a blanket, carefully draping it around the peacefully sleeping form of his lover and Master, covering his exposed waist and legs, making sure he'd be warm and comfortable.

"That was quick thinking, Obi-Wan! Yes, quick thinking! We almost got caught! Yes, almost! Hm, we cannot keep this up much longer before he starts to suspect something." The tiny voice coming from the bedroom Obi-Wan shared with his Master sounded anxious, even a bit nervous, if not to the extend that she let her species' peculiar syntax get in the way. "If he wasn't tired before, you surely gave him his much-deserved rest just now. He won't wake up any time soon? Yes?"

Taking a step back from the chair his Master was sleeping in, Obi-Wan regarded him with love clearly evident in his eyes. Finally he turned towards the woman facing him as she stood between rooms.

"No, he'll be asleep for the next few hours. For a moment I almost thought he could sense your presence in the bedroom. If he hadn't been so tired and distracted", Obi-Wan looked at the diminutive little Master standing before him leaning on her gimmer stick, "he could have easily detect you! We have to be more careful in the future! He surely will find out soon if you keep irking him during these damn debriefings, Yaddle!" Obi-Wan moved to retrieve Qui-Gon's tea cup and put it into the sink as he absentmindedly ran his hand over his Padawan buzz.

"And I don't even know what will be harder for him to accept - that I'm screwing around with a Council member or that I'm doing it with a woman!" He let out a short snort and took a step closer to his secret love to kiss her onto her head.

"But youngins, expect to be caught "red-cocked", it does excite you, yes?" Yaddle grinned up broadly at her companion and Obi-Wan sighed resignedly.

"Yes. Well, as long as it lasts. Hop on, sweetie, I think we have to devise a new strategy for our little tête-à-têtes!"

"Fine, Obi, yes, yes, and I think I should make better use of your mouth, young pup". She made herself comfortable onto Obi-Wan's shoulders, raking her tiny claws through his hair.

"My mouth, hm? Am I not dexterous enough with my hands, Yaddy? OW! You and your blasted gimmer stick". The Padawan started to chuckle - he and Qui-Gon indeed were so much alike in some respects! And with a last look at his sleeping Master they turned to find a peaceful spot in some hidden garden of the Temple.

The End (Or is it?)