And Now for Something Completely Different.... part C

by Kaiburr (kwanyin4@aol.com)

Archive: master_apprentice, OKEB, and anyone else that wants it, just ask.

Category: humour/parody,

Rating: PG13

Warning: I just keep getting sillier

Summary: The Phantom Menace meets Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Thanks: To Alaric, who told me to post this and thus gets partial blame. ;)

Disclaimer: GL owns TPM (and almost everything else) and a bunch of english blokes own Python.

Feedback: Yes please. From monosyllabic up. Whether you liked it, can recommend an excellent therapist, or want me to stop the python crossovers before your brain implodes....

OBI-WAN:  And that, my master, is why my braid keeps switching sides.

QUI-GON:  This new information amazes me, my padawan.  Explain again how this 
"Frank Oz" controls Master Yoda.

OBI-WAN:  Yes, Master.

RIC OLE:  Look, Master Jinn!    [trumpets]

QUI-GON:  Coruscant!

ANAKIN:  Coruscant!

AMIDALA:  Coruscant!

OBI-WAN:  It's only a Lucasfilm prop.

QUI-GON:  Shh!  Beings, I bid you welcome to your new home.  Let us fly...
to... Coruscant!    

[in Jedi Council Chamber]
JEDI COUNCIL:  [singing]
We're Knights of the Jedi Code.    
And most of us are wrinkled and old.
But we meditate and exasperate
While Qui-Gon Jinn we scold.
Our lightsabres they glow
At the annual Jedi Master drag show
[dancing]    
We're Masters of the Jedi Code.    
Our powers are many and old
Though many times Yoda speaks in rhymes    
That could make your head implode.
And underneath our council robes
We are wearing women's clothes

[on Tatooine]
DARTH MAUL:  [clap clap clap clap]    

[in Jedi council chamber]
KNIGHTS:  [tap-dancing]    
In war we're tough and able,    
Quite indefatigable
We mindwhammy defectors and Republic tax collectors
and use the Force to get free cable
It's a Jedi's life in Coruscant

YODA: When 800 years old, sing this well, you will not.

[on the Naboo cruiser]
QUI-GON:  Well, on second thought, let's not go to Coruscant.  It is a silly
place.

ALL:  Right.  Right.


THE END (Please, let it be the end...  Out, damned "Ni" saying, lightsaber 
wielding plot bunnies... OUT!!)