Pillow Talk

by Minuet (threefourtime@hotmail.com)

Archive: master_apprentice

Category: PWP, humor

Rating: PG, just to be on the safe side

Warning: Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan are naked in this story. I'm sorry, but it was dramatically necessary.

Spoilers: One, on the back of my Grand Prix.

Summary: Qui-Gon does a riff on Alice in Wonderland.

Notes: I don't know where this came from, exactly. It may turn into a series; it may not.

Feedback: Well, sure. Otherwise, I'd just sit around and read this to myself.

Disclaimer: I didn't do it. And even if I did, I didn't make a dime.

"Let me up, Obi-Wan. I'm late."

(muzzily) "What?"

"I'm late. For a very important date. No time to say hello, good-bye. I'm late."

(muffled) "Don't be absurd. You're a man. Besides, you're over 60 years old. Surely you've gone through the change by now."

(snort) "Very amusing, Padawan. I mean that I'm late for this afternoon's called session of the Jedi Council. I have a presentation to make."

(slightly less muffled) "Oh. Then you'd better drag your aged, but extremely cute, butt out of bed and into the shower, because you smell."

(mildly shocked) "I most certainly do not!" (sniff)

(pause)

"Well maybe I do, but I happen to like the way I smell."

(smugly) "No, you happen to like the way I smell, considering the current state of your chest and stomach."

(drily) "Very well, Padawan. I happen to like the way you smell...on me."

(soft laughter and a kiss)

"Flatterer. But I suspect the Council's a bit too fastidious to truly appreciate Eau de Post-Coital Padawan."

"Perceptively, if unromantically put, my heart. I think I will drag my aged--"

"--but extremely cute--"

"--but extremely cute butt into the shower. Would you care to join me?"

(provocatively) "Just how late do you want to be?"

(considered pause)

"I am over 60, you know. I doubt that I have the stamina to be much later than I am now."

(laughter and rustling sheets)

"Oh, really!? Well, let's just hope you're way down on the agenda, old man."