A Spicy Trick

by Liv



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Flames will perish in the seventh Sith hell.

Archive: M_A. Others please ask.

Category: A very neatly disguised PWP. With mild humor.

Spoilers: nope

Rating: NC-17

Summary: Obi-Wan's and Qui-Gon's love life needs a little spicing-up. Yoda and Bant help.

Disclaimer: The guys are Georgie Boy's. Meesa ownin' nothing.

Mistakes- mine they are not. /waves hand/ You've seen nothing. Go ahead.



"You wished for me, Master Yoda?"

"Yes, yes, my girl. Come on in. Take a seat, you should."

Bant eyed Master Yoda with growing curiousity. What in the name of the Force made the ancient Jedi master wanting to see her?

"Talked to Padawan Kenobi lately, you have?"

Ah, that's what he's up to! Well, here we go again. Venerable Jedi Master of the Temple gossip. Yoda knew about the friendship Bant shared with Obi-Wan, -well, he knew almost about every relationship within the Temple, being the little inquisitive troll he is- and since his former Padawan, Master Qui-Gon was also involved in a...ah...*friendship with Kenobi, Yoda thought it would be of huge importance to stick his nose in almost everything Master Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan were doing. And who could be his most reliable source for this? Poor Bant of course. But hey, isn't the work of a spy just...fun?

"Ah, not much. Only at the meals. But I noticed him being a bit grumpy and moody these days."

"Noticed it also, I did. Having troubles with his Master, maybe he has, hmmm?"

"Well..."

"I know, right I am. Too much work, they had in the last weeks. Too many missions. Tired, they are. Upset, they are. Weariness, no good for love!"

"So, what do you suggest, Master?" Bant asked, wondering silently what idea would be circling in the mind of the mischievous master again.

"Find a cure for this, we must. Help me, you will." Yoda poked at Bant with his stick. "Come here, and listen."

Bant kneeled and Yoda leaned close to whisper in her ear...




"Mmmmm! This meal is absolutely delicious!"

"Ah, is it?"

"You should try it. You haven't even touched your food. Is starving a new hobby for you to persuade?"

"Knock it off, Bant. I'm not hungry."

"Eat."

"You won't tell me what to do."

"Eat, or I shall hurt you."

"Well then, Lady Headstrong. Only for your happiness."

Obi-Wan frowned as he pinned a slice of meat on his fork and tentatively began to chew on it. He was moody all day, and now he even had to endure Bant urging him eating his lunch. He was not in the mood to eat. To be honest, he wasn't in the mood of doing anything.

Things weren't going well with his master. The missions of the last weeks have exhausted them both, they were impatient with each other, arguments were regular, and most of the time they ended with both of them slamming their doors behind themselves. And usually went to bed without any kind of tenderness or sweet loving. Obi-Wan drew out a long sight on that thought.

"Don't forget to swallow, Kenobi. I don't want to perform my healing abilities on you." Bant snapped him out of his thoughts. "And don't forget to eat up everything." she added.

Why does she insist on eating everything all the time? Normally she doesn't care about how much I eat. Obi-Wan thought suspiciously.

Then... an odd feeling overcame him.

And all of a sudden Obi-Wan had to realize that one after the another all the food disapperared from his plate, as he put the slices in his mouth with growing interest. And it was delicious! But tasted somehow...strange.

"Mmmm, this food is indeed great. I wonder why they don't serve it more often." he murmured as he began to clear off everything.

If he'd payed more attention to Bant, he'd have seen a Sithly grin spreading across his friend's face.




At the masters' table, Qui-Gon Jinn was having a hard time as well.

Yoda had just shoved the third plate of various meals in front of his former padawan and watched over him like he was still a young boy who needed being kept a check on.

"Eat, you should, Padawan. Grow big, you won't otherwise."

Qui-Gon didn't even tried to hide his look of concern about his master being totally out of his mind. The little troll started to more and more annoy the hell out of him.

If the troubles between his apprentice and him hadn't been enough. The thought of Obi-Wan made Qui-Gon squirm. He felt ashamed of being impatient and unkind with his padawan lately. Yes, they were both edgy from the latest missions, but they really shouldn't fight. Obi-Wan doesn't deserve being treated this way.

The Jedi master sighed and turned his attention back to the plate in front of him.

"Of course, Master. But I can take care of my meals myself, thank you."

"Humbug, this is. Keep an eye on you, I will. Now eat."

Qui-Gon rolled his eyes, but decided that he'd better not argue with Yoda. So he dipped his fork in the food with a sigh, and began to eat. After a while, he had to admit that he never tasted anything so good in his whole life. He tried another slice of meat. Then another.

Then suddenly an odd feeling started to spread across him.

Yoda stamped with his stick in awe.




"Mission completed, Master."

"Poured the whole bag into his food, you did?"

"Till the last drop, Master."

"Perfect, my girl, perfect this is."

Bant bowed at Yoda, before handing him a small, spicy smelling bag. Yoda held up the bag and sniffed at it. Smiling softly, he waved it in front of Bant's nose.

"Heera'ba spices, hmmm? Work miracles, they do. Forget about arguments and tiredness, in no time they will!" the Jedi master said, snickering.

Bant smiled broadly as well. She couldn't wait to ask Obi-Wan out on the effects the next morning.

But for today, their job is finished.

Bant bowed one last time before Yoda, and they both turned on their heels, heading for their quarters, still smiling wickedly.




Obi-Wan slammed the door behind himself, and leaned his back against the wood, closing his eyes.

The whole day was horrible.

He couldn't concentrate, couldn't complete his tasks, couldn't study. Everywhere he went, he saw his master's face. And not only his face. He had visions about Qui-Gon's beautiful body, pressing up against him, taking him, making him his own; his hands, grabbing his hips, stroking his erection; his...

He needed him. He craved him. Forget about misunderstandings. Forget about arguments. Forget about everything.

Damn Bant, something must have been in that food.

"Padawan."

Obi-Wan's eyes flew open at the husky tone of his master's voice. He glanced around, blinking in the dim light, and finally noticed Qui-Gon sitting in a chair in the dark. Sitting in a chair, completely naked.

Obi-Wan didn't waste more time on thinking, he literally flew into Qui-Gon's arms, nearly knocking the chair off.

"Yes, Master..." he breathed into Qui-Gon's ear before ravishing his mouth, devouring it with a deep kiss.

No more words were spoken as their longing overcame them. They both were in ecstasy, fusing their mouths and bodies together. Qui-Gon's hands began to peel off the clothing of his padawan, not caring whether they came off unharmed or not.

Obi-Wan was barely aware of himself. He didn't care for his torn tunics, his kicked off boots, the one aim he had was to press his naked burning body against that of his master. Qui-Gon's stong hands stroked the thighs of his padawan, as Obi-Wan settled himself into his lap. Obi-Wan slowly begun rocking against Qui-Gon, arching his back with every thrust. The faint light of the moon outside painted mysterious shadows on his body and turned it into a statue of silvery marble.

A precious piece of marble Qui-Gon thought as he leaned back to admire his padawan's slender body writhing in his lap. His cock was now fully aware, as Obi-Wan rubbed his silky hardness against it. Qui-Gon let out a soft moan as the sensations owewhelmed him, and grabbed Obi-Wan's hips tightly.

"Wait." he whispered in his padawan's ear, rising from the chair, lifting Obi-Wan. He quickly traded their places and seated Obi-Wan down in the chair, at the same time kneeling down before him. He nuzzled Obi-Wan's thighs with his nose, then slowly spread his legs apart.

Obi-Wan sat back in the chair, panting. Qui-Gon held his thighs apart with strong hands, callused fingers caressing the inside of them. Obi-Wan was trembling. Shaking with need. And fully exposed to his master. Qui-Gon looked up at him, straight into his eyes: dark night blue meeting shining turquoise.

"I want to taste you, beloved. It's been so long since you gave yourself to me so completely. I need you."

"Oh, yes...please..." Obi-Wan threw his head back in pleasure. He squeezed his eyes shut as the hot tongue of his master flicked across the sensitive skin of his cock, bathing the aroused flesh, his nose inhaling his padawan's scent intoxicated. Then he cried out sharply as Qui-Gon took his whole length in his mouth, swallowing it to the root. His hands, wich had been grabbing the arms of the chair till now, went up to tangle in his master's hair, fingernails digging into Qui-Gon's scalp almost painfully.

Qui-Gon lifted Obi-Wan's buttocks to gain better access to Obi-Wan's weeping cock. His skilled mouth was now moving up and down the member of his padawan, licking, nibbling, biting the tip softly, swirling his tongue around it, applying light pressure to the underside over and over again. Obi-Wan flung his legs over Qui-Gon's shoulders, sliding forward in the chair. He soon felt his orgasm building up in his body. Pleasure flooded him in hot waves. He was making little inarticulate sounds and moans, and he didn't care. He winded a handful of Qui-Gon's hair around his wrist, pulling his head even closer and arching up into his mouth. The strange feeling he had when he was eating his meal, came up again, only more definitely, and this time it wasn't just an unknown feeling. It was pure pleasure, white-hot sensuality. And as his master's hands fondled his balls, he gave himself away to it, screaming, bucking into Qui-Gon's mouth, flooding it with his seed. He watched through heavy eyes as Qui-Gon swallowed, then slowly released his cock, cleaning it with his soft tongue.

Qui-Gon rested his head against Obi-Wan's legs, panting, happy about his beloved's release as Obi-Wan's fingers stroked his hair. They stayed like this for a minute, then Obi-Wan stood up, looking down on Qui-Gon's still aroused body.

"Qui-Gon. Love. I want you to feel the same pleasure I just did. I want to see you come, I want to hear you cry my name. Take me, my master. Now."

Force, he was so willing, so seductive. Standing above him, blue eyes shimmering in the moonlight, muscles moving softly under his skin. He was the sensuality itself closed in a beautiful body. Qui-Gon swallowed hard, and tasted the spicy flavour of his lunch in his throat. Somehow it made his head dizzy, and his blood rush. But he didn't bothered to think about it. The only thing he wanted to think about now, was his lover.

"Obi-Wan..." Qui-Gon whispered as he stood, only to be pushed down into the chair by his padawan. Obi-Wan knelt down before him, and took his swollen penis into his mouth, moistening it with his saliva. Then he climbed into Qui-Gon's lap, not descending onto it yet. He held himself in place with the Force and with his hands, as Qui-Gon licked his fingers, wetting them, then pushing one finger into Obi-Wan's body. Another finger followed shortly, preparing Obi-Wan's entrance.

"Now." Obi-Wan hissed, unable to wait any longer. "Please."

Qui-Gon withdraw his fingers and Obi-Wan lowered himself on his erection, enveloping it with his tightness. Yes, it's been long. Obi-Wan felt the pressure, felt his inner muscles stretch, but the short pain was quickly followed by the pleasure of his master's heat within him. He braced himself on Qui-Gon's shoulders, and began to move. Slowly. Then speeding up. Thrusting. Lifting his ass until Qui-Gon's cock nearly slid out of him, then slamming back on it again. His movements became frantical, wich caused the chair to rock back and forth with dangerous instability.

Qui-Gon was now moaning constantly, fingers closed around his padawan's hips in a deathly grip, mouth sucking on Obi-Wan's lips. There will be bruises in the morning.

//I don't care. I want them. They show that I'm yours.//

//My Obi-Wan...I love you.//

One hand reached out to stroke Obi-Wan's erection, the other still holding to his hips.

//Master...//

"...yes!" Obi-Wan cried into Qui-Gon's mouth as he came for the second time, convulsing, spilling his seed over Qui-Gon's hand, and milking him with his inner walls as his lover orgasmed into him, thrusting up his hips, caressing his prostate with his cock for a last time as he bit down hard on Obi-Wan's neck. Obi-Wan collapsed on the chest of his master, breathing heavily as Qui-Gon slowly withdrew from him, carefully protecting the chair from loosing it's balance.

Qui-Gon's fingers were toying with Obi-Wan's braid as he smiled at his young lover. Obi-Wan pressed his lips against the juncture of shoulder and neck, lecherously licking the sensitive spot there. Qui-Gon shivered as he felt his apprentice smile softly against his skin.

"May I know, what you're so amused at, my dear?"

Obi-Wan leaned back in Qui-Gon's lap, looking at his master.

"Honestly, Qui-Gon, I don't know. Don't you feel this tickling inside yourself? And I might be crazy, but I could swear it has a flavour of my lunch."

They stared at each other for a second.

Then it clicked.

The food.

"It was drugged!" they exclaimed simultaneously.

"Master Yoda?!"

"Bant?!"

Laughter bursted out of them.

"Well, at least they were wiser than us, Padawan." Qui-Gon smirked, then his voice turned serious. "Forgive me for the last weeks, my love. I was weary and impatient. Sorry if I hurt you."

"We both were, Qui-Gon." Obi-Wan said, looking deeply into his master's eyes. "It was my fault as well. But let's forget about this. With this help of Master Yoda and Bant, we should have no problems of this kind for a long, long time."

"If I only knew what they had put in that food."

Obi-Wan rested his forehead against Qui-Gon's. This should happen more often.

He smiled wickedly at the thought.




"Hey, Kenobi! How ya doin?"

"My dear Bant, you're one Sithly person."

"Of course, moony-eyed friend of mine. Hope you liked yesterday's meal, hm?"

"One day, I'll get you for this."

"Only if you tell me that you didn't enjoy it."

"Bant, can I ask you something?"

"Yes?"

(whisper)

"Well, I'm sure Master Yoda would gladly borrow a bag of it to you."