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Rating: R

Pairing: Q/O

Category: Humor

Warnings: Sad, pathetic attempt at humor.

Spoilers: None

Feedback: Please . . . I am an attention whore.

Summary: Obi-Wan finds the true path to the darkside.

Disclaimers: This was done for fun.

Notes: I had A LOT of problems with AOL and my laptop for a few days. The opening line is from an e-mail my Master sent. No padawans were harmed while writing this. I swear.

"Padawan, get your lightsaber away from the computer!"

"But, Master!"

"Now."

"Yes, Master."

"Why were you going to kill the computer?"

"Master, I have found the path to the darkside."

"And that would be?"

"COL."

"Huh?"

"Coruscant On Line."

"Oh, please explain this."

"Master, are you laughing?"

"Er, um, no. Jjust coughing."

"Uh huh."

"Tell me."

"Remember that essay Master Rose assigned me to do."

"Master Rose?"

"Literary Master..6 padawans."

"Six?"

"Yes padawans Chan, Kat, Kalu, almost padawan Mac, Vesta, and Ewankenobi."

"Ewankenobi? Relative of yours?"

"Yes."

"You don't sound happy."

"Well, they torture me. They are the members of Clan Rose. I've heard them talk about Obi-torture. Not sure what the hell it is, but they are a pretty mean group of women."

"Ok . . anyway darkside . . COL?"

"Now I know you are laughing at me, Qui-Gon."

"Come on, love. Tell me."

"As I was trying to say, I had to e-mail my essay to the Master-Apprentice archive. COL booted me 17 times. I know it's run by the Sith. You know: anger leads to rage, rage leads to me fucking this thing up with my lightsaber. See? True path to the darkside!"

"First, I don't think the computer did it on purpose, second, I am sure there was just some technical problem. It will be fine."

"Riiiight. Well, I'm keeping my eye on that thing."

"Ok. Why don't you sit here by me? I will rub your shoulders. Then we can go meditate on innocent computers and crabby Padawans."

"Fine."

"Obi-Wan, you aren't really scared of 6 women, are you?"

*******silence.

"HEHEHEHEHE . . . Who knew buying an internet company was going to be this much fun?" the Senator from Naboo chortled to himself.

THE END

Yep, AOL booted me 17 times in one afternoon. See, and I'll bet you thought the Sith were pretend.