Beyond the 'Fresher Door

Archive: M_A; anyone else, just ask

Category: Q/O, humor/parody

Rating: um, PG for suggestiveness

Warnings: short-'n-silly

SPOILERS: nope

Summary - Gay Obi-Wan is not!

Feedback - Pretty please? On or off list.

Disclaimers: You de man, George. The only thing I'm getting for this is some cheap thrills and (hopefully) some feedback.

Hot padawan dreams to my betas!

In the quarters of Master Qui-Gon Jinn and Padawan Obi-Wan Kenobi, beyond the 'fresher door...

"Ow! Master, it hurts!"

"It wouldn't if you'd just... hold... still."

"Stop pulling on it!"

"Obi-Wan, this would be easier on you if you would just relax."

"Master! You're going to pull it right off."

"The healers can reattach it, or grow you a new one."

"That's not the point. I like the one I have."

"I know what I'm doing, Padawan. I had one too, before Master Yoda cut it off. And I must say, Obi-Wan, mine was a lot bigger than yours."

"This is so embarrassing."

"Wait till I'm done; you'll like it."

"I will -- ow! -- not."

"Hold... still."

"It's too tight, Master! Not so hard -- it's tearing!"

long pause

"Oh dear."

"Master, I'm bleeding."

thwack! as of a gimer stick hitting the 'fresher door

"Qui-Gon! Doing what in there are you?!"

"Master Yoda! Please stop him. He's hurting me."

"Well, it wouldn't have torn if you hadn't squirmed so much."

"Qui-Gon! Learned from your mistakes with Xanatos, you have not. Try to turn Obi-Wan you will not!"

"Master Yoda, I wasn't--"

"Enough. Gay your apprentice is not."

"He would have liked it... wouldn't you, Obi-Wan?"

pause

"I'm sorry, Master. I don't want to disappoint you, but... I'm just not like you."

sigh

"It's all right, Obi-Wan. I love you no matter how you wear your padawan braid."

"Thank you, Master. Master? Can we go to the healer now? It's really starting to hurt."

"Of course, Padawan."

"And, Master? Can we take out the pink bows first?"

"Yes, Obi-Wan. You would have looked so cute though..."

"Qui-Gon!"

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