Series: No.
Pairing: QG/OW
Category: Humor (of the Bizarre), AU
Rating: G
Archive: Yes, please. MA and Padder's Messy Room.
Warnings: Beats the heck out'a me what this is...
Summary: Cows. Spaceship. Corn.
Feedback: Always, always. Anytime.
Disclaimer: The characters these guys are loosely based upon
belong to George Lucas. I will never make a cent using them,
ever.
Note: This is the second story whose genesis came from
something written to me by boots-the-amazing. And since I am a
shy, demure little thing, this is as close as I could get to
what she asked for. Sorry, boots! [g] And, dear Reader, just
remember: you aren't necessarily reading what you think you
are...
There was a 'whoosh' and something shiny landed in the
cornfield.
Hobey looked up from his Bares and Hobart Catalog and
squinted. Sun sure was bright.
"Hey, Big Nunc, you seen that?"
Big Nunc threw a shoe through the door. Clean snicked old
Hound Dog. "No!"
"Okay."
Hobey hitched up his pants and commenced toward the cow
pasture. There was a brown one near the fence.
"Hey, cow. You seen that shiny thing?"
Cow said, "Nope."
"Okay."
There was another brown one near the tree.
"Hey, cow. You seen that shiny thing?"
Cow looked at Hobey and spit in his eye. "Nope." Cow squinted.
"Don't touch me."
"Okay."
From right over in the cornfield came a big 'klonk'.
Hobey scratched his chest.
No more cows.
Shoot...
Hobey hitched his pants up higher and commenced toward the
cornfield. Sun sure was bright.
The tall shiny thing sat right in the middle of twenty-seven
dollars and sixty cents worth of corn. The big shiny ramp sat
on another dollar twenty five.
No more corn.
Shoot...
The tall shiny man on the ramp sure wasn't local.
"Hail, indigenous lifeform! I am Quonn the Stump!"
Hobey stuck out his tongue, looked at the tip, and watched the
tall shiny man commence down the ramp. The long bulb in his
hand sure was bright.
"I have come, indigenous lifeform, to test your indigenous
reflexes!"
Hobey squinted. "Okay." He unhitched his pants. From up the
cabin came a howl.
The first 'moo' came from near the fence.
The second 'moo' came from beside the tree.
The third 'moo' came from somewhere in the cornfield.
Hobey hitched up his pants and ducked another shoe.
The tall shiny man squinted. "Evil weapons do not deter me,
indigenous hunk."
There was a 'whoosh' and something shiny took off from the
cornfield.
"Ahhooooooooo!" Hound Dog was laughing. Maybe at the sun.
Over by the fence, one brown cow sighed. "You seen that?"
Over by the tree, another brown cow squinted at the sun. Sure
was bright. "Nope."
Back in the cabin, Big Nunc wondered where the hell his shoes
was.
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