Life's Simplest Pleasures: Tea-House

by Ki



Warning: the following story contains implications of a m/m relationship. STOP NOW if you are below 18 years of age OR if you are easily offended.

Disclaimer: all hail almighty Lucasworld and its attendant minions. And please note: this story is not for profit, only written for the satisfaction of my readers.

Archive: MA archive?, personal homepage

Category: humor, romance, fun piece/kinda PWP

Pairing: Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan

Rating: PG-13 (with a touch of sex)

Warning(s): More silly fluff. More Qui/Obi Lite. Think 'dim sum' and you will understand.

Summary: hmm, life's simplest pleasures can be so easily attained. That's all I can divulge now: read on to find out.



The teahouse was bustling with activity when two bedraggled Jedi stumbled into the building . It was pouring outside. Rain fell in flurries, drenching everything and everyone in its path.

The taller of the Jedi removed his soaking robes, shaking his head. He was soaked through. His ponytail dripped with rainwater . With a wry smile, he handed his robes to one of the servants who hung it near the roaring fire.

"Dry yourself," the taller Jedi told his partner . "A private room please with heating facilities ... and oh yes, the teahouse's finest tea please." He told the servant who nodded briskly.

"Master," the voice was quiet but amused. "Finest tea?" Clear blue eyes peered under the hood. Young but strong hands removed the robes and a beautiful face appeared, eyes flashing with dry amusement. The braid clinging to the young man's tunic was wet too.

"This is a tea house," the old Jedi said but his eyes twinkled. A servant bowed and led them to the uppermost room of the Tea House.

The room was warm. The two Jedi looked around appreciatively. There was a balcony. A low table sat in the middle of the room, with platters of sweetmeats. The House had also kindly provided chopsticks as well.

"Hai'Shan hospitality," the older Jedi knelt down and sniffed at the delicious aromas wafting from the platters. "The chef has outdone himself. Look at this, Obi-Wan . " --- He gestured to the young man who was standing in front of the heater ---"Sticky date pastry. Lake-lotus root lightly fried with fragrant oil. Seven-colored cake."

"Well, they feed us better here than the Jedi Temple, " the youth said shrugging and sat down next to his Master, feeling tired. Walking through the Hai'Shan Market took a lot of energy.

There was a discreet knock and a tunic-ed woman entered, bearing ceramic tea-cups and a round tea-pot. The room immediately filled with a delicate scent. It reminded Obi-Wan of the sunjasmine flowers blooming in the Temple Gardens.

"Thank you," the older man nodded warmly and the servant bowed back, pouring the tea into the cups. Her task done, she exited briskly.

Obi-Wan sniffed the tea. "What kind of tea is this? "

"Bai-fwa tea," there was a twinkle in his Master's eyes.

"I see," Obi-Wan said, slightly suspicious of the blue eyes gazing at him. He tasted the tea. The flavor was light . Delicate. Bitter at first but slowly turning sweet at the back of the throat.

"We better eat," the soft voice instructed and the older man handed him a pair of chopsticks.

They proceeded to taste the Hai'Shan delicacies. Obi-Wan found himself liking the fried lotus-root. The glutinous seven-colored cake was too sweet and he had to drink the tea to clear the taste in his mouth.

All the while, they could hear the pitter-patter of the rain. The atmosphere was oddly peaceful.

"Here, taste this ..."

Obi-Wan accepted the piece of golden-brown pastry and munched on it. It had a savory taste; the filling was rich and meaty.

"Whoa, what's this? " Obi-Wan blinked.

"Vegetarian dumplings," there was that twinkle again. "The filling is actually made of leaves ... "

"You are turning into a culinary expert, Qui-Gon."

"Why, thank you."

They bantered and forth, teasing each other. Then the next thing they both knew, they were rolling on the mat, wrestling. Obi-Wan was pressed flat against the floor with Qui-Gon Jinn's eyes pinning him down. He lowered his head and kissed his apprentice lightly on the lips.

Soon, the tunics were removed .

"Lie down on the floor," Qui-Gon ordered, picking up his chopsticks and a platter of vegetarian dumplings. Obi-Wan did, wondering what in the Force his Master was going to do.

Qui-Gon placed the dumplings on his chest and ate them slowly, one by one.

"Hey, I am not a plate!" Obi-Wan grumbled but he enjoyed the feeling of Qui-Gon's breath on his skin.

The older man laughed and kissed the young man again. He recited a poem to Obi-Wan.

" The plate is warm
Beneath my hands;
It is good enough to lick."

"What kind of poem is that?" The young man burst out giggling. "It's stupid!"

"Stupid?" The sudden mournful expression on Qui-Gon made Obi-Wan feel as if he had kicked a pet canine.

"Okay, it is not stupid," Obi-Wan said and Qui-Gon's mood lightened. They started to kiss again.

All was well in the uppermost room of the Hai'Shan Tea House. The noisy main hall didn't really hear anything funny going upstairs.

finis