Obi-Marmalade

Obi-Marmalade

by The Plot Binkie and Briony

Category: Poetry, wierdness
Archive: M_A, any others please ask
Warning: for what
Disclaimers: we own nothing, we get nothing. We get wet, others get rich.
Summary: Moulin Rouge/TPM crossover Enter at your own risk.

To the tune to Lady Marmalade.....come and get us, boys!!!

Where's all my Sith Obi - Lemme here ya flow Obi
Hey Sister, Sith Sister, Sith Sister, Sith Sister
Hey Sister, Sith Sister, Sith Sister, Sith Sister

Jinn met Obi Wan down in old Coruscant
Strutting his stuff like a bantha
He said, "Hey Gon - wanna get it on?"

wookie wookie got a hard on
getcha getcha Jedi here
choco mocha latte sale on (Starbucks)
be your Obi Marmalade

ACkA MaCKa VOcK AGa SOU to FAA - Gon Qui? (Hutt-ese)
Voulez Vous couchez avec moi ....

He sat in the pool
while Obi lubed it up
Jinn drank down all that Corellian wine
Oh, those black satin robes
made him really wanna go

wookie wookie got a hard on
getcha getcha Jedi here
choco mocha latte sale on (Starbucks)
be your Obi Marmalade

ACkA MaCKa VOcK AGa SOU to FAA - Gon Qui? (hutt-ese)
Voulez Vous couchez avec moi ....

Jedi come through with the money in their folded cloaks
Let then know we got the butt like Jabba the Hutt
we're indi apprentice - some mistake us for ho's
saying, "why light mine, when I can light yours(saber)?"
Disagree? Well thats you and I'm sorry
Imma keep doing these Jedi like they were Calamari
wear ideal blasters to get the love from our Masters
one Bad ass Obi from the temple - lubed
hey sistas, sith sistas - gotta get those credits sistas
Master's dick feels like a diamond up my ass
He does me good cause he knows I'm first Class
if ya wanna getcha getcha obi
mocha latte venti
Real Obi Marmalade
One more time - c'mon now

Marmalade... Obi Marmalade... Marmalade

Hey, Hey, Hey
Biting his skin, feeling silky smooth
Color of Hoth at midday
Made the savage Sith inside
Roaring til he cried - Obi - Obi - Obi

Now he's at Temple doin 9 to 5
Strokin his saber till its dry
when he turns off the light
all he thinks is "that boy was tight" - tight - tight - tight

wookie wookie got a hard on
getcha getcha Jedi here
choco mocha latte sale on (Starbucks)
be your Obi Marmalade

ACkA MaCKa VOcK AGa SOU to FAA - Gon Qui? (hutt-ese)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi (all my Pad'wans yea)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (I swear)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi (Qui-Gon! uh)

Luke...(oh Leaeaa Oh)
Qui Gon... (Obi Marmalade)
Lil' Anakin...(hey Hey! uh uh uh uh...)
Obi...(Oh Oh ooooooooooooo yea)
Jar Jar baby...(me'sa baby)
Cour'scnt... (0h)

Palpatine here.....
here...
Be your Obi Marmalde... ooooh yeesir

we actually looked up the rap to do this.....hehehehehe doncha just love it!!!!?????
<evil Sith Grin>