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Rating: NC-17
Fandom: Star Wars Episode I and II
Pairing: Obi/Qui, Sidious/Tyranus, etc etc
Archive: MA only
Classification: TONS OF SPOILERS FOR EPISODES I and II!!!!!
Spoilers: LOADS and LOADS
Notes: This is AU, Qui-Gon made it through episode I alive.
Feedback: yeahyeahyeahyeah - but only good stuff!
Thanks to: Tomy for beta reading after my usual notice!
Disclaimer: George Lucas owns the whole universe
Collection #2 - Threats
From: S.Palpatine@senate.cor
To: Yoda@jeditemple.cor
Subject: Security
Master Yoda,
Everything is in place here for the Senator's visit from Naboo. The Senate's main landing pad has been off-limits for the last cycle and will be kept so until her arrival.
I have arranged for her to stay in rooms here at the senate. If you wish to assign further security from the Jedi council I would recommend it.
Perhaps Master Kenobi and his young Padawan Anakin Skywalker? I believe he and Padme were friends when they last knew one another?
Always your public servant.
From: Qui-Gon.Jinn@royalpalace.nab
To: Yada@jeditemple.cor
Subject: my move
Beloved LGT,
Pawn to Queen Three
(sense my amusement you can)
always
Qui-Gon
From: postmaster@jeditemple.cor
To: Qui-Gon.Jinn@royalpalace.nab
Subject: RE: my move
Your post cannot be delivered due to the following errors:
Yada is an unknown user at jedipalace.cor
From: Qui-Gon.Jinn@royalpalace.nab
To: Yoda@jeditemple.cor
FWD: Subject: my move
Oops, slip of the finger ;-)
QG.
FWD >> Message Starts:
Beloved LGT,
Pawn to Queen Three
(sense my amusement you can)
always
Qui-Gon
From: Tyranus@driods-r-us.geo
To: orders@Kamino-Clones.kam
Subject: Order TY9880-089-EN
Please expect a Jedi Master to be visiting soon regarding the above order.
regards.
From: Sidious@youtoocantakeovertheuniverse.com
To: Tyranus@driods-r-us.geo
Subject:
Everything is ready. They are easier to steer than a Naboo cruiser.
Don't let those Trade Fed worms get under your skin. They're disgusting leeches but we need them right now.
I promised to tell you another of my favourite fantasies. Last night, as I brought myself off, I imagined both Anakin and I taking Kenobi, forcing ourselves into him as he fought against his bonds. The thought of sinking into his struggling body while my chosen one chokes him as he thrusts into his screaming mouth brought me to a hard orgasm I wished I could have shared with you.
Maybe that description will let you share after all.
You will meet Kenobi. When you do, feel free to take your pleasure of him. You'll find him a most beautiful creature, if in need of a little discipline.
Take care, my old friend. We shall to together again soon.
S.
From: Yoda@jeditemple.cor
To: Qui-Gon.Jinn@royalpalace.nab
Subject: RE: my move
Obi-Wan is right. A cheeky son-of-a-sith are you.
Rook to Knight five. Check.
Rumours there are that you're returning with Padme. About time it is that Obi-Wan smiled.
Much care you should take, my Padawan, danger I sense.
Affectionately,
LGT
From: Qui-Gon.Jinn@royalpalace.nab
To: Obi-Wan.Kenobi@jeditemple.cor
Subject: cold
I'd forgotten how cold space travel can be. Especially without you
tucked in my arms, your naked skin against mine.
I long to crawl into our bed and into you. I long to lose myself in you.
It has been too long, dear Obi, you were right. My place is at your side. As you probably know - everyone else seems to - I am returning to Coruscant with the Senator.
I will turn her protection over to you and Anakin on my arrival and will take a long-earned vacation. I plan on spending as much time as possible in bed with you.
You've been so patient, Obi, now it is my turn. We will arrive in less than four hours. I look forward to drowning in you.
Yours always
Qui
From: Obi-Wan.Kenobi@jeditemple.cor
To: Qui-Gon.Jinn@royalpalace.nab
Subject: RE: cold
>It has been too long, dear Obi, you were right. My place is at your
side. As you probably know -
>everyone else seems to - I am returning to Coruscant with the Senator.
Yes, master. I had to find out from Master Yoda.
You'll have to do some fast talking, or the only thing you'll be drowning in is the fishpond in the temple garden.
Unamused,
Obi
From: Qui-Gon.Jinn@royalpalace.nab
To: Obi-Wan.Kenobi@jeditemple.cor
Subject: RE: cold
Obi
My beautiful Obi
I so wanted to surprise you, to see the expression on your face when you saw me.
Forgive me, beloved.
We are closer now, I can feel our bond starting to come to life. By the Force, I have missed this, missed feeling you, knowing you.
Soon, my Obi-Wan, I'll be with you.
Qui
ps. you may notice something different about me....
From: Jango.Fett@Kamino-Clones.kam
To: Tyranus@driods-r-us.geo
Subject: to die for
T
Zam failed. Two Jedi ended her attempts.
Returned to Kamino, contact me when you can.
JF
From: Tyranus@driods-r-us.geo
To: Sidious@youtoocantakeovertheuniverse.com
Subject: progress
Master,
Bad news. Although you probably already know this.
FWD >> Message Starts:
T
Zam failed. Two Jedi ended her attempts.
Returned to Kamino, contact me when you can.
JF
From: Sidious@youtoocantakeovertheuniverse.com
To: Tyranus@driods-r-us.geo
Subject: RE: progress
Yes. I know.
It's unfortunate. But it will have to wait now. Other plans have been set in place.
Continue with the army. I will deal with the Senate and with the Jedi.
S.