A sparring spectacle

by Lucee (Lucee30@yahoo.com)

Archive: M A archive - others ask first :-)
Category: Humor, Qui/Obi
Rating: R
Warnings: Implied slash
Spoilers: None
Summary: The oblivious boys have an audience...
Feedback: Sure!

"Kenobi, look at Kenobi." Bant says elbowing Jancy in the side. "Do you see him?"

"How could I not." Jancy says suppressing a giggle. They stare, open-mouthed at the bare-chested young man as he works his way through a sparring session with his master. His skin gleams with a sheen of sweat, his muscles contracting gracefully as he counter strikes his master's blows.

"Gods he has a nice ass! I bet Master Jinn appreciates it!" Jancy giggles.

"Jancy! You are wicked!" Bant says laughing timidly. She casts a quick look around the practice room to see if anyone has noticed their commentating. She was relieved to see that everyone else was dutifully occupied in their sparring. Nobody was paying any attention to them or Obi-Wan and his master.

"I can't help myself Bant, he's so -"

"-hot that I bet he burns the skin off Qui-Gon's dick." Mace Windu yelps grinning as he watches the young padawan defend himself against his master.

"Dirty old man." Master Mundi says, his eyes fixed on Obi-Wan.

"You have been leering for over an hour watching his tight little body move! You're one to talk!" Mace says, his lips barely moving as he speaks.

"Can I help it if Jinn's padawan has the body of a slut and the face of an angel? Sith's hell - if I were his master I would show him the true meaning of sparring." Mundi says, a lewd smile playing on his lips.

"I get the distinct feeling that Qui-Gon has shown him a lot." Mace muses watching as Qui-Gon stands behind his padawan, arms wrapped around him as he helps guide him through a move.

"Little Kenobi was walking a little stiffly this morning. Qui-Gon must have wore him out last night." Mundi says lowering his voice as a fellow master walks past.

"Yes, from what I hear Qui-Gon is - "

"-very well-endowed!" Master Emjay whispers to Addi Gallia. "How ever does Padawan Kenobi take it?"

"The things we endure for love..." Master Gallia says dreamily. "I wouldn't mind subjecting myself to Qui-Gon in the name of love! Or even lust!"

"He is a complete god, isn't he?" Master Emjay says her eyes burning as she watches Qui-Gon effortlessly pin his much smaller padawan to the mat.

"Yes and his padawan is a little hottie- ripe as hell." Addi shrieks, covering her mouth. "And you - you lucky dog, dated Qui-Gon. Tell me, how was he?"

"Ah, I wish I could tell you!" Adalia says regretfully. "The closest I got was a few rushed groping sessions on his sofa. Even then, his mind was elsewhere."

"Such as.."

"His padawan's bed." Adalia says dryly. "He has a one track mind."

"Gods, look at him!" Master Gallia gasps staring slack-jawed as Obi-Wan stretches. "Do you blame him? I wouldn't let the little darling out of bed if I owned him. Qui-Gon must go out of his mind!"

"You forget." Master Emjay smiles. "The soul bond is there for more than one purpose, my friend."

"Ah, correct you are." Master Gallia giggles. "Track his little mate, Qui-Gon can."

"And put the force lock on him if he's being naughty."

"Gladly, I would discipline him!" Addi stifles another yelp of laughter.

"Uh-oh!" Master Emjay murmurs as Obi-Wan is stung on his arm by his master's light saber.

"He got-" Addi gasps her eyes wide with concern.

"A taste of his master's saber, I see." Mace muses, leaning forward to observe the look of exquisite pain that floods the young padawan's face.

"Beautiful." Master Mundi says nodding as Qui-Gon kneels down, taking the protesting boy onto his knee. "Tearful, he is even more beautiful."

"I believe I know a remedy for a saber burn." Mace smiles, leering as Qui-Gon examines the wound. He whispers to his tearful padawan, kissing his hand.

"Qui-Gon will now end practice, undoubtedly to take his angelic little slut home and -"

"-screw him into oblivion!" Jancy giggles gleefully. "What I wouldn't give for a little ménage a tois with those two."

"Aw, Jancy look at them!" Bant scolds her hand on her throat. "They are so sweet together. Qui-Gon is so tender with Obi. They love each other!"

"That doesn't mean that Master Jinn doesn't take full advantage of screwing his little padawan into oblivion!" Jancy delights in her friend's shocked face.

"We are pathetic!" Bant says in disgust as she stands up. "The only two loser life forms here peeping on Master Jinn and Obi-Wan like a couple of outer Rim perverts!"

"Perverts we may be but-" Jancy smiles looking intently around the room. "I don't think we're the only ones!"

-finis