Master Apprentice
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The Sandals
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Archive: if you like
Rating: NC-17 (sorta)
Pairing: Q/O
Category: First-time, humor
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None
Feedback: Bring it on
Disclaimer: We all know who the boys really belong to, but trying to convince my brain has proven more than a little difficult.
Summary: This little Padawan went to market.
"Padawan, are those new sandals you bought?"
"Yes Master, very special sandals."
"What is so special about them?"
"Well, the market vendor who sold them to me said they would make me wild at sex. I think his exact words were 'Treat the women like a desert Bantha, you will'."
"From what I hear going on in your room I don't think this a problem for you."
"They aren't for me Master, I bought them for you."
"For me? You think this is an area in which I need some help? I haven't been hearing complaints from any of the women I have been seeing."
"Oh no Master, I am sure you are doing quite well, it's just that at your age and all you never know and I thought since the sandals were available I would get them. They might not have any when, er, if you ever need them."
"How very thoughtful. This leads to another point Padawan, do you really believe that these sandals have the power to increase sexual performance? I didn't think you were that gullible."
"I just figured it wouldn't hurt anything to try. If they don't work you still have a nice new pair of sandals. Here, try them on."
"You're right, just let me get these boots off"
"How do they feel Master? Master? You have the strangest look in your eyes, Master. MASTER, what are you doing? Master, these are my favorite pants. Master, those are your best pants. Master, masterrrr, oh, master, oh, oh, MMAASSTTEERR."
"Obi-Wan, Obi-Wan, are you ok?"
"Master, that was wonderful, I never knew you thought about me that way."
"I didn't know either. I don't know what came over me. You said the sandals were supposed to enhance performance with women"
"Master, you have them on the wrong feet."