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Category: Humor
Series: Budget Cuts #3
Rating: R
Warnings: This hasn't been Betaed proceed at your own risk.
Remove food and drink from the area.
Summary: The boys find out how some toys are really made
Feedback: Sure
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Notes: Well I sure didn't think when I wrote Yoda, Office
Assistant that there would be a sequel or even a series (that
is if 3 stories make a series). Many thanks to everyone who has
sent me feedback, and the IRC gang who have listened to me
whine, and moan about this and any other fic I've been working
on at any point in time.
*Knock, Knock*
"Master, someone is at the door."
"I know Obi-Wan, see who it is would you. I'm too tired to."
"You aren't the only one, Master. I mean you didn't have to try
that position last night. I thought you were going do
dislocate something vital."
*Knock, Knock* "Come on you two. I'm not gonna stand out
here all day like a Gungan doorman. Master Yoda has your
assignments for today." Master Windu shouted.
"Oh great." The two Jedi put on their robes and let Windu in
the apartment. "What is it this time. I don't fancy being
chased through the Senate again." Obi-Wan pouted.
"Don't worry. Master Yoda called a council meeting last night
after he came back from a date of some sort. He decided to take
Planetary Pleasures up on their offer of a Jedi line of sex
toys. Based on the response that you two received the other day
Yoda thinks you two should be the first models."
"What sort of sex toys, Mace?" Qui-Gon asked.
"The usual, dildos, vibators, an endorsed selection of sex
toys, like butt plugs, anal beads, flavored lubes, and a blow
up doll."
"Are we gonna endorse a holovid line as well?"
"No, Master Yoda has been handling that for centuries. He
records just about every sexual activity in the temple and
releases them to various monarchs."
"Alright then how hard can it be." Obi-Wan said.
Mace just smirked, "You'll see."
As they left the Jedi Temple they were stopped by Yoda. "Ah,
Mace. Join the model line you will. Much demand for you there
is. Must go or late for work I'll be." Yoda dashed off towards
the Senate offices.
Once the trio of Jedi reached the Planetary Pleasures Sex Toy
Factory they were ushered into an office where a variety of sex
toys were on display. A short dark haired woman wearing a white
lab coat entered. "Ahh you must be the Jedi Yoda promised us.
Stand in the middle of the room and remove all of your clothes.
Just fold them and leave the on the table. You won't need them
for the rest of the day." She slowly walked around each of the
making notes on her pad.
"Mmm you must be Obi-Wan." She said to the Padawan eyeing him
with a lot of lust, "Yes, you will definitely do for a dildo
and sex doll model maybe even some jewelry too." She teased the
tip of her finger along Obi-Wan's nipple, "this would look nice
with a nipple ring adorning it," down to his flaccid cock. "I
can't wait to see what it looks like hard. We should make a
bundle. You might want to ask Yoda to release your sex holos
now. Many people would pay a lot of credits for them."
Obi-Wan had a shocked stare on his face, his mouth slightly
open. "you'll need to open your mouth a bit more stud muffin if
you want us to make a proper plaster molding of your ultra
kissable assets." The woman said caressing the Padawan's lips
with her finger.
She then turned her attention to Qui-Gon, "Yoda has told me a
bit about you. An endurance cream you will endorse, as well as
some oils, and edible underwear, and I think a special line of
massage items." She paused, "Yes, a beginners kit. 'Masterful
Massage for beginners.' Perfect."
Before turning to the last member of the group she motioned for
Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon to set on one of the couches. "Now, Master
Mace, I like how that sounds. Very forceful and hot. I think
I'll turn you loose in the bondage department, just follow the
red line and they will take very good care of you."
She turned back to Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan, "Now boys, just follow
me and you'll find out exactly how those dildos and vibrators
are made." With a Cheshire cat like grin she went to a blue
door and opened it. Motioning for the two men to go ahead into
the room.
Their eyes bulged out as they saw row upon row of dildos. There
were lines of the dildos moving above them to bins where an
assembly line of men and women rubbed pigments or just painted
the fake members before passing them to the next person. Some
were set aside and other people were inserting vibration parts
into holes in the base of the dildos.
"As you can see we still do much of the work by hand. Planetary
Pleasures believes that this ensures the best quality in the
finished product." She led the Jedi to a drape covered alcove.
"for the dildos we will go with the complete molding. This
involves you getting hard and then straddling those plexi-tubes
while the molding techs pour plaster into the tube until your
cock and ass are covered. This is about the area that a
loincloth would cover. This means you have to stay hard until
the plaster sets. This takes about 10 to 15 minutes. Now do you
need me to send for a 'fluffer' or are you able to handle that
aspect yourselves." She leered.
"Umm" Qui-Gon began blushing slightly, "I think Obi-Wan and
myself can handle that part of it."
"Oh well our loss." She said disappointedly, "Oh one more
thing, please don't come in the plaster it would destroy the
casting and we would have to do it again." The woman left to
oversee the dildo assembly line.
"So Master I guess we need to be doing something about now?"
Obi-Wan dropped gracefully to his knees and began to suck his
master's cock to hardness. Sliding his tongue along the
lengthening shaft. Obi-Wan gently fondled Qui-Gon's balls, when
he noticed the slight tightening that meant his lover was about
to come Obi-Wan began to engulf the hard cock until Obi-Wan had
the whole, perfect, shaft in him orally swallowing the evidence
of his Master's completion.
"Obi-Wan you were supposed to keep me hard not let me come."
Qui-Gon panted exhaustedly.
Obi-Wan grinned roguishly, "Opps, sorry Master. Guess I'll have
to try again. At least you'll stay hard long enough to make a
good cock cast."
"Mmm, I believe turnabout is fair play then. My dear Padawan."
Qui-Gon grabbed the youngster and began to enjoy his treat,
while Obi-Wan moved around to begin round 2 on his master.
Neither one noticed the cameras that recorded their sex play.
In a monitor filled room were scenes of Mace testing the
various pieces of bondage equipment, and Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon
sucking each other off. As the day progressed the President of
Planetary Pleasures Inc. had the entire endorsement line plus
the start of some very good holos she wouldn't have to bargain
with Yoda for the rights to. Just as she was about to turn off
the lights and leave the com unit starting ringing.
"Planetary Pleasures, this is the President speaking what can I
do for you?" she said sweetly into the speaker unit.
"Start by saying what you are wearing you can."
"Yoda, you know perfectly well I'm in a one of a kind easy
access, ready for fucking, business cat suit, sapphire blue if
you must know."
"Stop by the temple you will. Discuss the holos you made we
shall. Maybe fool around we can."
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