The Practice Room

by Sar (bardless@yahoo.com)



Rating: R

Archive: MA

Category: humour, pwp

Summary: location location location...

Feedback: will only encourage me

Disclaimer: George's yes. Mine no. Anti-profit venture.

Thanks to Kathye for test-driving this little ficlet.



The air in practice room thirty-one sizzled with the hiss of clashing lightsabres, as Obi-Wan blocked a series of strokes and tried to regain the offensive. Seeing an opening, he leapt over his master's head, striking out on his way down, but Qui-Gon was ready. Obi-Wan was caught off-guard when the older man managed to increase the speed of his attack, and in a matter of moments he stood, frozen, the green sabre buzzing an inch away from his neck.

As the lightsabres were powered down, Obi-Wan sank to his knees and bowed his head, acknowledging the superiour warrior. He waited for the critique of his performance, but none came.

Instead, a hand caressed his face softly, lifting his chin so that Obi-Wan could see his master kneeling before him. The energy that had been building during the workout was swiftly transmuted as Qui-Gon's mouth claimed Obi-Wan's, his hands unfastening the padawan's tunic, hungry for the sweat-slick flesh beneath.

The actions of both men became more urgent, and it seemed a mere matter of moments before Obi-Wan was on his knees and elbows, rocking back into each thrust...

...Across the Temple, two figures stood before the security monitor which faithfully recorded the goings on in each of the practice rooms.

"It's official, then?" said Mace Windu, turning to face his smaller companion.

"Bring this to the Council, we should."

Mace glanced back at the monitor, "Are you sure? What about room seventeen?"

"Did it there two days ago, they did," Yoda replied smugly.

"Ah," Mace nodded. Producing a datapad, he keyed in the two numbers. "You're right, they've hit all of them. This wasn't your week, was it?"

The ancient Jedi Master shook his head and sighed. "Unforeseen was the delay in their returning from Imraa. Yarael's week it is."

"Well, I suppose he was likely to win eventually," Mace shrugged. "I thought it would take them another week, at least."

Yoda shot a sly glance at the larger man, "Broken your record, they have."

Mace looked shocked for a moment, then laughed and raised his hands, conceding defeat. "Ah, but those were the days," he said, following Yoda out of the surveillance room.

"Yes. Won the pool that year, I did."

The End.