by Phthalas Aaral, Healer (Kanoesama@aol.com)
and San-Lyn Hedet, Jedi Master (FiveChosen@aol.com)
Archive: master_apprentice, and Phthalas' homepage (once it's
set up)
Rating: PG (rating based on the "only what you bring with you"
Jedi concept)
Warnings: twisted ramblings and utter silliness.
Spoilers: none.
Summary: The Jedi Academy's Advertising Department presents yet
another gratuitous brand name plug, from the Padawan point of
view. (We'd better hurry - we can sense Master Yoda coming this
way...)
Feedback: Yes, please. We own the rights to our mistakes.
LOL
Disclaimer: We're only playing with the Lucas boy toys. we'll
put'em back. really.
[Fade in on Obi-Wan in front of a market on Tatooine]
Greetings, this is Obi-Wan Kenobi for Energizer Batt'ries(R).
Well, I finally got better about remembering to turn my
lightsabre off, but I happen to keep a pack of Energizer
Batt'ries on my person, just in case. But it would seem that my
Master uses them more than I, as he's always asking me for them
to use in his various devices - mainly to awaken me to the
world of sensation, while reciting the line "Feel, don't think"
like a mantra.
[Qui-Gon calls to Obi-Wan off stage]
"Obi-Wan, I thought you weren't going to mention that."
[Obi-Wan raises an eyebrow]
"Master, I was referring to the tazer with which you insist on
shocking me when you say I think too much. [very long pause]
What were you thinking about?" [mischievious look on face]
[fade to black, and then the following text centered on the
screen in white:]
"All profits from this commercial go to the Jedi Academy --
Remember, Your Focus Determines Your Reality."
[Obi-Wan's voice from off camera]
"Master, does that mean if I am unfocused I have no reality??"
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