Backseat Pilots

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My response for the "I hate flying" challenge -- which I love, btw. [g]

"I hate flying."

"You're not flying, Padawan. *I* am flying. You are merely a passenger."

"Okay, well then, let me be more specific. I hate your flying."

"Would you rather pilot the ship, Obi-Wan?"

"Yes!"

"Too bad."

"You fly like a Corellian pirate trying to evade capture."

"So you keep saying. At least I don't run into objects - very large objects -- that are right in front of the viewing screen."

"That wasn't my fault. My attention was distracted by your backseat piloting, again."

"A Jedi always takes responsibility for his actions.or lack of actions."

"I didn't have time to swerve."

"So you've said."

"I would have if."

"Yes, if not for my distracting backseat efforts to avoid obliteration."

"Exactly. Watch out for that pod."

"I can see that pod perfectly well."

"You're going too fast again. You should slow down a little."

"Shut up, my beloved."

"I really hate flying."

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