Qui-Gon Jinn woke up gay

by Raina

Rating: PG

Category: Humour/Parody

Summary: The "Woke up gay" syndrome has reached the Jedi Temple, second part in a series.

Disclaimer: Ok, so I don't own them, big news. I don't own anything, really so suing me would be especially pointless, since I don't make any money of anything.

Spoilers: None that I'm aware of.

Feedback: Love it, need it, live for it. Man, am I pathetic or what?

Author's Note: You should probably read the first one before you read this.

On a beautiful morning, Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn woke up gay. He jumped out of bed and greeted the wonderful day with a happy sigh. He did a little dance and got dressed.

While he walked to the Cafeteria, he waved at all the Jedi and hummed happily. He came into the Cafeteria, and saw Mace Windu coming towards him. He ran up, hugged Mace and said, happily, "I'm so glad to see you, Mace, you look so handsome today, and you're just such a hunk!"

Mace pushed qui-Gon away, "What's wrong with you?"

Qui-Gon smiled, lifted his robe over his ankles and began to dance around the cafeteria, "I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and gay, and I pity all the Jedi who aren't me today." He did a little courtesy and a pirouette and waved his robe in front of Mace's face.

Several dozen watching Jedi burst into spontaneous applause and several had to be picked up from the floor in hysterics.

Mace groaned and put a hand over his face, "Healers! Another one!" When the healers came and dragged Qui-Gon away, he was still singing, "I feel charming, oh so charming…"

The Healers entered the Ward with their patient in tow, who was still singing. Obi-Wan heard Qui-Gon from his cell, and cried, "Master!"

Qui-Gon struggled free from the Healers and went to Obi-Wan, "Padawan!" he cried, trying to get through the force field.

"Master!" Obi-Wan cried, pressing himself against the force field as closely as possible.

"Padawan!"

"Master!"

"Oh, Obi-Wan!" He started to sing, "I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is now I woke up gay!"

"Oh, Master."

They looked at each other dreamily, and started to sing, in duet, "I know I'll stand in line until you think you have the time to do lightsaber training with me, and if we go someplace to fight I know that there's a chance you won't be sparring with me, and afterwards we drop into a quiet little room and have a kata or two, and then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like I love you…"