Inconceivable

by Boots (danmingxu@one.net.au)



Archiving: lol, ok, M_A thanks, anyone else who like Bruck are aslo welcome

Pairing: Bruck/Obi-wan

Category: Humour/Parody

Rating: NC-17

Warning: SMUT, non-sense SMUT

Spoilers: haven't read JA (deprived!) so probably won't spoil it

Summary: A Padawan returns to the temple and meets a childhood enemy

Disclaimer: George Lucas owns everything to do with the Star Wars universe, I hope one day you will rightly rule everything else, my dark master. No infringements intended, no money made, no money anyways.

Author's Note: this is an emergency post *g* un-betaed, un-plotted, un-spell checked, pure un-diluted smut! Why do I bother you with this ficlet then? *blush* I'm trying to give a knight who's just returned to the temple a wake up present.

Feedback: Why not, first try at Bruck/Obi, tell me how I went, if I stuffed up the characterisation and things like that thanks <g>




An AU where Obi-wan *gasp!* has eyes for someone other than his master!



"Look, if it isn't Padawan Kenobi," Obi-wan heard the crispy voice greet him.

Knight Chun strode up to the landing platform, rather tall and galant nowdays, straight white hair flowing down his back, true blue eyes in a foxy tanned face. His lightsaber swinging gently against his thigh, Obi-wan felt his breath catch in his throat.

"Padawan,it seems you've a friend here to meet you," Qui Gon squeezed his shoulder kindly. "Go on, I'll ask the droids to help me take the luggage to our quarters."

"He's not my..." Obi-wan was ready to interject.

Indeed he and Bruck Chun had many disagreements over the years. Ok, so it wasn't 'disagreements' per se. That word implied some sort of argument with logic and thought behind them. For as long as Obi-wan could remember he tusselled with the Knight over anything and everything. They fought over the cot by the window in the Crech. They ran ahead of each other to grab the same dessert in the Cantina. They competed for the same master.

Being Jedi Appentices, they were not spoilt children, or even slightly bad mannered, Obi-wan grinned, it just seemed that Bruck inspired a fighting spirit in him. And what did he do for Bruck? Obi- wan mused and had to surpress a rising chuckle, he annoyed the other youth so much that he was always in trouble. They never truly hated each other though, there was nothing dark in Bruck, just a richness of passion that made Obi's head spin whenever he was in Bruck's presence...

"Knight Chun," Obi-wan's thoughts came to an abrupt halt as Bruck stopped inches away from him, grinning, his eyes shining fiercely. "How are you? How was the last Hoth mission?"

Bruck looked at his childhood nemsis, Obi-wan Kenobi, apprentice to Master Jinn, a growing legend, a bright hope of the order, the sexiest padawan he'd ever known. His eyes widened a fraction with surprise.

// Where did THAT come from?! // He clamped down his shields. // better say somthing witty now //

Half a minute later, Obi-wan looked up with undivided attention at Bruck.

"Cold," Bruck said at last and to his utter fascination a grin bloomed over Obi-wan's face, making his sturdy constitution feel faint.

"Naboo?" Bruck added, cursing himself for the monosyllables.

"It was..." Obi-wan began then frowned. "Gosh, it could take a movie to explain the whole thing! But as you see, my master and I found out that it was a whole cultural misunderstanding. Um, Maul Dearth was no sith, he was the local Mardi Gras organiser; that pretty little Queen was real nuts, split personality clone and all; and oh, the Gungans were an evil cannibalistic bunch."

"And that kid Qui Gon brought back?" Bruck chuckled along with Obi- wan. "Is he the Chosen One?"

"Anikin?" laughing, Obi-wan threw his arm over Bruck's shoulder. "He's Qui Gon's nephew! Just visiting. Got about the same midichlorine count as a piece of the Queen's hairdress. Where do you hear these thing?!"

"Yoda," Bruck shook his head, then he came to a sudden stop. "You mean you and master Qui Gon aren't..."

Obi-wan's eyebrows lifted.

"You're not stroking his..." Bruck went fiercely red.

"He's not poking your..." he tried again.

"Bruck!" Obi-wan gasped, his eyes wide. "Me and my Master??!!"

"Inconceivable," Obi-wan ended by clasping his mouth to the knight.

Blood rushed to their heads to meet at their lips. Clutching for each other's necks their tongues struggled to grip one another, fully compatible lengthes drew together and pressed forward. Young, hard masculine bodies hot and uncompromising. The padawan in his arms was writhing with pleasure, Bruck parted his legs slightly to steady his stance and could not help but arch as Obi-wan's hands ran down his back. Obi-wan's soft suckling made him moan deeply and grasp the padawan's braid, seeking to mesh their faces together more, if that were possible.




"Master Yoda," Qui Gon smiled into his teacup. "I request that Obi- wan Kenobi be granted knighthood. He has passed his Naboo trials and proven himself a vigilant and intelligent Jedi who could distinguish truth from fiction, danger from misperception."

"Proud of him you should be," Yoda concurred. "Rumours I have spread for you, all ready it is, for you to tell Obi-wan your desire to bond with him on his Knighting night."

"Yes Master," Qui Gon beamed, a little red around the cheeks. "I am rather anxious about that. What do you forsee?"

Yoda gave his former apprentice a long look.

"Begging for fortune telling like young bride you are, but look I will for you," he closed his eys briefly and then a wicked grin spread about the green features.

"Live in the present you should," Yoda said in a mystifying tone. "Poodoo is your future."



THE END (for now)