Author's note: this isn't beta'd so excuse mistakes..I got
suddenly inspired from a little fun I had with my boyfriend
this morning!
Master Qui-Gon took his usual careful strides towards Master
Manu's office in the Jedi Academny building.
Master Manu had contacted him about his Padawan, Obi-Wan
Kenobi. Qui-Gon had been surprised because Obi-Wan tended to be
very serious and hadn't been in altercations since before he
took him as a Padawan.
Master Qui-Gon walked into Master Manu's office. The Master was
sitting at his desk drinking a really strong smelling herbal
tea. Qui-Gon tried not to inhale the pungent odor.
"Master Qui-Gon it is so good of you to come so soon".
"Yes, well I came as soon as possible because I am of course
interested in anything my Padawan has done to deserve a
reprimand".
"I first tell you that I contacted Master Yoda and he gave me
the go head to contact you in these matters".
Master Qui-Gon sat down across the offered seat and tried to
summon the Force to help guide him. Ever since his disastrous
relationship with Xanatos, his former Padawan, he knew he would
NOT accept any misbehavior from Obi-Wan.
"Tell me Master Manu, what has my Padawan done"?
"Well, as you know they had various lectures today and one
work-out class. Every year a Padawan must return to the Academy
for various testing etc.."
"Was it something he said during the lectures? Did he speak out
of turn"?
"Let me finish Qui-Gon, you are taking all this far too
serious. It might be my own fault I suppose, maybe I should
have looked the other 'way'"?
"Why would you disregard a Padawan's disruptive behavior Master
Manu"?
"Well the behavior wasn't exactly disruptive, it was just a
bit..shall we say...inappropriate".
"Inappropriate? Exactly what did Obi-Wan do, Master Manu"?
Qui-Gon felt a slight irritation at how the issue was going in
circles.
"Well he got caught with another boy".
"Got caught with another boy doing what? Fighting? Arguing?"
"No, Padawan Kenobi is a model student. He always has been, and
his behavior has always been exemplary".
"He got caught doing what"?
"Well, he got caught ...to put it plainly ...slipping Padawan
Phaon the light saber".
Qui-Gon face was a mask of complete puzzlement. Master Manu
took a gulp of tea and blinked at the frozen expression on the
handsome Jedi's face.
"Qui-Gon! Great balls of Yoda, he got caught fucking the other
boy! Right there in the Padawan showers! Obi-Wan had that other
boy by the shoulders. and well let me tell you I haven't seen a
pounding like THAT since the Planet Siva wrestling
competitions"!
"Are you sure Master Manu"?
"Sure? That Padawan of yours was flirting all day with Phaon,
that was obvious. I guess boys and their hormones were unable
to wait. Because when I walked in to make sure the showers were
empty, I see THEM." Master Manu's eyes got wide and glassy and
he shifted in his chair as he remembered the sight of the boys.
"That Obi-Wan has become such a handsome young man too. How old
is he? 18 now? Well I know Phaon is 20 now and he is a little
tramp, and not very good Jedi material either. However, there I
am standing and your Padawan has all, and I would say at least
8 inches of his meat saber inside the other boy's arse! That
Phaon will walk funny for a week because that Obi-Wan looked
possessed by a damn Sith. He had the boy on hands and knees and
rode him like he was riding a minataur bull! It was a beautiful
sight but nevertheless, it should been kept for their chambers
not the showers. The smaller children were scheduled to show up
for their showers at any moment. And that is why I had no
choice but to reprimand them both and contact both their
Masters."
"What did Phaon's Master say"?
"Are you kidding? That guy probably has Phaon bent over as we
speak, he loves to hear of his apprentice's little dalliances.
He considers it part of the education of becoming a Jedi and
well rounded individual".
"I see. Well thank you Master Manu. I promise that it will
never happen again. I will speak to my Padawan".
"Qui-Gon, maybe a spanking is needed? Qui-Gon! Don't be so hard
and foolish. You play the blind man but you can see very well
you old goat! That boy is frustrated because YOU keep him
frustrated! He loves you and he wants you. While he screwed
that little slut Phaon, it was YOUR NAME he called. It was your
name he had upon his lips! He loves you..and needs to be loved.
The boy is ready Qui-Gon. I think you are ready for the boy
too". Master Manu said and gave a crooked smile. He had known
Qui-Gon since they were young men, and knew his friend's
stubbornness in matters of love and sex.
"You love playing the matchmaker don't you Manu"?
"Me? I am just a sucker for two beautiful guys, and I love to
see them together because I know it is their destiny. I am
never wrong about this stuff Qui-Gon and you know it."
Qui-Gon smiled and left his friend's office. He strolled
towards the chamber he and his Padawan were sharing. As he
walked in, he could see Obi-Wan sitting at the writing desk.
The boy turned around to face his Master. His face was flushed.
He looked horribly embarrassed.
"Be not embarrassed with me young Padawan. It was not the
actual act that you should be ashamed of but of the place you
chose to do it. Little matters like those sometimes make a
world of difference in certain situations. What is it you
write"?
"Master Manu told me and Phaon to write a 1000 times, 'I will
not have intercourse in the Academy showers'. Are you going to
punish me Master"?
"Put that away, you need not finish that now. And take off your
clothes Obi-Wan, Master Manu says that you have quite the
impressive saber in your pants! And let us say that from now
on, if I ever hear you fucked anyone else but me, you will wish
you apprenticed with a Sith instead. Now come here boy and kiss
me"!
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