A Master's Challenge

by Kat >^..^< (JediSilka@pie.midco.net)

Archive: M/A
Rating: G
Category: Pre-Slash
Pairing: None
Warnings: Don't tug on Superman's cape, don't spit into the wind, don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger, and don't mess around with Jinn. :)
Spoilers: None
Feedback: Sure! Any and all.
Summary: A Padawan left to his own devices.

"Padawan? What, exactly, are you doing?"

As soon as the words were out of his mouth, Qui-Gon wished he could have called them back but it was too late. He was afraid he was going to find out.

Qui-Gon walked into the building from the bright sunlight. As he approached one of the many partitions in the building he heard two young voices. . .

"Well, now what do we do?"

"I think you're supposed to pull on it."

"Isn't it supposed to do something? It's just hanging there!"

"No, I think it's ok. Try grabbing it with your hand."

"Ewwww. It feels so.naked."

"Yeah, well. Try pulling and squeezing."

"Is that ok?"

"Yeah, I think so. Keep doing it."

For a moment, Qui-Gon couldn't hear anything. His curiosity of what his padawan was doing was getting the better of him. He knew he shouldn't be listening but he couldn't help himself.

"Oh, Wow! Look! White stuff is coming out the end!"

There was a sudden shuffling sound, a large "thump" and, "Are you ok?" That's when those fateful words came out of Qui-Gon's mouth.

"Oh, Master! I didn't know you were in here! We were just trying to see if we could get milk to come out of this bovine like the farmer showed us earlier."

The End. (Thank God!)