Lifestyles of the Dark and Famous 9

by FireCracker (KLee624820@aol.com)



Pairing Q/O
A/U - Dark Drama

Mamas baby, papas maybe...



Obi-Wan found thinking like an immortal to be exhausting. For the last few weeks his father had been giving him extensive training in utilizing and expanding his mystic senses.

They lay togther in bed among satin sheets. Mood music played in the background from wall panel speakers. Multicolored lighting lent mood and eroticism.

Obi-Wan propped across the broad chest, sipping wine from a huge goblet.

"I need a break, father. Being an immortal is exhausting work."

Qui-Gon sprawled carelessly underneath him. "You are doing well. I see no reason why we can't lay off a few sessions for awhile."

Obi-Wan poured wine over the muscled torso, watching it river across strong hips. He sampled a coated nipple.

"Mmnpf. Your flavor works good with wine."

Qui-Gon twitched up. "Ugh. Enough. Now what were we talking about?"

Obi-Wan licked wine off his stomach. "How well I was doing."

Qui-Gon purred softly, enjoying the tongue that taunted him. "Yessss. Very well. Perhaps it's time we went on another visit."

Obi-Wan stopped licking. He perked up, eyes ablaze. "Where?!"

Qui-Gon propped to a sitting position. "The nexus of reality. I want you to see the Fates."

Obi-Wan sidled alongside, playing with his fathers' hair. "Is it a long trip?"

A muscled arm gripped him close. "From the mortal sphere, it is extremely distant. The weird sisters are pretty much recluse."

"What are their names?"

"Urkuna, Debliss, and Avarix."

Obi-Wan stroked the soft goatee. Green eyes darkened.

"But...considering your history with them do you think it's wise to go there?"

Qui-Gon yawned elaborately, fangs gleaming. "Probably not. What of it? They dare not turn me aside."

"Dragon" Obi-Wan said succintly. "All fear your approach, father. You are the harbinger of ill portent."

"Ah. You reach out with your senses again. Good."

"I break your wake. Beings turn aside for me."

Qui-Gon eyed him with pride. "And?"

"They will not meet my eyes, for I am hel itself."

Qui-Gon smiled slightly. He embraced his son as they curled together. Smooth satin shifted as they moved.

"Sleep, my Ssarpati. Later we will visit the Fates."

Obi-Wan nuzzled, pulling his fathers' hair around his back.

"I'm so excited" he said drowsily.



In the deepest recesses of Hel, two mighty beings held secret conclave. They viewed the mystic flames.

"I am not pleased with this turn."

"It was not your decision this time."

"You had no right!!"

"No? Who else, then? Speak not to me of rights!"

"My plans could be ruined!"

"You knew of this at the beginning. Wait and see what occurs!"

"So be it. I have little choice now."

"True. Events are set in motion and none may change the course."



Heaven. The realm of the guardians.

"It's a marvel my queen. Truly, a wondrous day!"

"Aye, loyal Brein. My son recovers at a remarkable rate."

"Shall I make the announcement?"

"Soon, Brein. I would have my son at full strength ere he meets his kith and kin."

"Ah, our good Lord approaches, my Queen."

The goddess of light turned, smiling. Alfaa entered, regal and tall. The light reflected from his essence. He returned the smile.

"My beautous Omaiga. How fares our son?"

The goddess waved at the bed. "See for thyself. His body grows stronger even as his spirit renews itself."

The proud parents viewed their son upon the thronebed. Even in repose, the power in the recovering form was evident. The body was muscled and vigorous, jet black curls to the broad shoulders.

Alfaa and Omaiga seated themselves and waited. For they could sense their son would soon speak.

The angel Brein stood at a respectful distance. "Shall I be needed here any longer, lords?"

Omaiga smiled. "Go about, see the mood among the circles. Methinks there will soon be a celebration!"

Brein clapped her hands together. "Well said, o Queen! I go!" in a flash of light she was gone.

Omaiga watched her son with enormous grey eyes. A train of red curls fell down her back, framing full lips and elegant neck.

"Beloved, he moves!"

Alfaa clasped her hand. "He struggles so to speak. Hold!"

"Mother...father...am I...whole again?" the prone figure stumbled the words.

Alfaa swept his son up, crushing him in an embrace. Tears stained his deep blue eyes.

"Beloved Eblu'aranhe, you are returned to us. Hope never failed."

"I am ashamed" the deep voice was muffled against his father. "For it was my disgrace to have married the hel queen. I knew not!!"

Alfaa kissed him. Omaiga embraced them both.

"Immortality does not preclude mistakes" she said gently. "And such deceptions can snare any. A bitter lesson to be certain but true nonetheless."

Eblu'aranhe pulled back a bit. He smiled, brilliant teeth in contrast to his bronzed complexion.

"It's good to be back. Flitting across the force is a bland existence."

Alfaa tilted his head in amusement, golden hair catching the light.

"So you had no interest in being a ghost?"

Eblu'aranhe laughed. "Hardly. It's very overrated-"

The air split, a shearing sound. Another bright goddess stood in their midst. She was lovely, with near transparent blue eyes and reddish blonde hair. Impossible ringlets tumbled everywhere around her curves.

Eblu'aranhe leaped up. "Alphaie!"

"Brother!" she ran to him, squeezing tight. They kissed frantically.

"Oh, you are handsome as ever. Let the women beware!"

Alfaa and Omaiga beamed. Their children were their pride.

Alphaie stood back, reviewing him critically. "No thanks to the hel witch. Something must be done."

Eblu'aranhe considered. "Excellent suggestion. By the way, what are you doing away from the gateway of souls? Our flock needs you."

Alphaie grinned. "Can't I take a break? Besides, I weary of my tigress form at times."

Alfaa. "Children, this is a glorious day. First we will celebrate, then contemplate our next move."

Eblu'aranhe considered. "Debts will be paid."



Obi-Wan could barely contain himself. The prospect of meeting more immortals had his blood racing.

"Let's go, father! I weary of waiting."

"To the basement, Obi-Wan. Our mystic circle."

Obi-Wan all but bounded past Qui-Gon, who smiled mutely.

"So anxious. But I can guarantee your reception won't be met with enthusiasm."

"It hardly matters, father. As you said, they can't turn us aside!"



Soon they were suspended lotus position above the mystic circle. Wind swept wildly about the basement.

"Now think thy mystic thoughts." Qui-Gon instructed.

Obi-Wan closed his eyes. "Wind and way, destiny hold sway..."

"Dragon fire and Serpent spire-"

"be swept far from here..."

"realms known and mortal sphere!"

In a crash of thunder, they were gone.



Eblu'aranhe meditated in his private chambers.

A shame I may never live down. However, I can repair the imbalance of debt. Llane shall pay dearly for her presumptions.

"My son I sense vengeance in your heart" Omaiga entered silently.

The powerful god stood tall. He approached her, blue eyes ablaze.

"Unseemly I know. But even a god has limits. Her insolence will be rewarded."

Omaiga considered. She was a statue of a goddess, beautiful and imposing.

"What is your plan?"

"Is father about? We need a family meeting, for I would review this with everyone."

"Methinks he visits the seventh circle. Come with me along the rainbow trail. I would hear more of your thoughts in the meantime."



They appeared in the midst of a bleak landscape. Craggy and cracked purple soil with sullen, slow moving rivers. Drab and bare blue trees, huge and knarled. The air was full of red and purple mists. Orange stars illuminated the skies in the distance.

"Weird" Obi-Wan stared.

"True enough" Qui-Gon agreed. The wind picked up, billowing their capes in the breeze.

"How will we find them?"

"When they desire it. Meanwhile, let's walk a bit."

The Darklords stalked through the mists. Obi-Wan looked around. Large flying bats screeched at their presence. Small creatures hopped and skittered about. Roars in the distance.

"It seems to be well occupied, yet everything is isolated."

"Such is the way of the sisters. All things past, present and future reside here."

In stupefication Obi-Wan saw a lumbering dinosaur. The lizardesque creature rolled to a riverbank for a drink.

"Incredible."

Qui-Gon peered through the red and purple soup. "Look that way."

A biped with a huge head walked their way. It was roughly humanoid with tiny hands and feet. The eyes were bulbous and red. The strange being wore a silver jumpsuit.

Obi-Wan moved alongside his father. "Whoever he is, he seems totally out of place."

"He's an astronaut from a small world" Qui-Gon stated.

"Astronauts and dinosaurs?!"

"It is as I told you. Beings from all timelines reside here, making an endless circle."

The odd one waved at them. He slowed as he approached.

"Greetings, strangers. What brings you to the land of the fates?" the voice was piping and high.

Obi-Wan would have guessed him no taller than five feet.

"We've come to see the weird sisters" Qui-Gon told him. "Who are you?"

"I am Gvoon, from the planet Quaxxiz. I was exploring about the universe in my small craft when an electromagnetic storm struck the hull of my ship. I thought perhaps I had landed in a wormhole effect, but instead wound up in this strange realm. I met three women who described themselves to me as the fates. They wouldn't release me. I used up my weapons in an attempt to escape."

Obi-Wan stepped forward. "How long have you been here?"

A sigh. "I'm almost afraid to know. My ship has long since decayed from age. A beryllium hull, mind you! I don't think I'd want to go back now. All my family would be dead, and I couldn't bear that."

"Understandable" Qui-Gon looked around again.

"Beware their strange power" Gvoon told them. "Since you have the misfortune of finding your way here."

"Be not concerned. We came of our own free will."

The red orbs glazed at that. "What madness is that? Why would you want to come to this bizarre realm of the unliving?"

"My son would see it."

Gvoon stared, assessing the situation and their appearance for the first time. "Gentlebeings, I will be on my way. No offense, but I think it best if I avoided your company."

Obi-Wan smiled a little, enjoying his discomfort. "Why? What do you see?" his eyes glowed.

The small being backed away. "Too much. I may come from a technological world, but I have sense enough to know when other forces are at work. Farewell!"

He bolted into the wild colored mists.

Obi-Wan laughed. "Ha! Did you see the look on his face?!"

Qui-Gon gave a toothy grin. "Oh. I almost got the impression we made him...nervous?"

Obi-Wan snickered. "Why do the fates conceal themselves? Perhaps they fear our might."

"I doubt that. But they know we are here."

"Hmm" Obi-Wan had a thought. He walked over to a small outcropping of rock and shouted into the night.

"Ho, weird sisters. Are you afraid?"

Silence, save for swirling shades of color across the landscape. More roars in the distance from various creatures combined with the whine of engines.

"You are old and weak. Perhaps it is well that you hide. For I, Ssarpati would pluck you up and swallow you whole. Useless hags! I may as well make a meal of thee.

Qui-Gon looked up. "Well, that should do it" he muttered to himself.

A bolt of blue lighting sheared in front of Obi-Wan, knocking him off his feet.

The Fates had arrived. And they were not pleased.

Arrogant brat. You think to come here and insult the sisters of destiny?

Obi-Wan regained his feet, straightening himself. "I have no use for subtlety here."

Qui-Gon stepped forward then. "Hail, great Fates. We meet again!"

The three dark goddesses regarded them. They were deep blue in color with orange hair and gold eyes. One sister was quite lean, the other voluptuous, the third plump. All three were clad in olive colored robes and horned headdress.

The lean one, Avarix spoke first. Bah. You dare return here, Quogan Ssaurian? Begone!

Qui-Gon smiled sharply. "I think not. Am I not free to roam?"

The second sister Debliss spoke then. Perhaps tis time for thy roaming to end. You are not welcome here!

"I get a lot of that. Can't I take my son out for a walk?"

The third sister, Urkuna. Beware, dragon. Thy tail may be pulled yet!

"SssssSSS!" "I go where I will. I have not come for debate or conflict. But should it come my way..."

To emphasize his point, he blasted a nearby hill.

Avarix gestured, repairing the damage.

Desist in these power ploys, Quogan. Leave, and befoul our realm no more!

Obi-Wan looked about. "Your realm looks pretty bleak already. How can my father possibly foul it?"

The stout one, Urkuna replied. Insolence and ignorance often go hand in hand, Oban. Thee are but new to thy godhood. Methinks a few hard knocks are in order.

Obi-Wan moved toward her. "We'll see, witch. Perhaps I am not so inexperienced as you believe."

At that, the three sisters laughed.

Urkuna took a stance, egging him on. Come on then, sucker. Bring it!

"Obi-Wan, beware!" Qui-Gon warned him.

Avarix and Debliss cackled again. "OOohh, the baby snake wants to fight, eh?"

Obi-Wan flared in anger. "Laugh at this!!" he lunged.

"Get him, sister!"

Obi-Wan attempted to strike, but hit nothing. Frustrated, he spun. The thickset goddess grabbed his hand.

A gift of the Fates, Ssarpati!

In horror, Obi-Wan stared at his hand, withering to extreme old age.

"NO!!"

His body was next, hollowing out under his darklord garb. He fell to his knees, strength sapped. His hair went white. Urkana cackled again, while her sisters cheered her efforts.

Qui-Gon crackled with dark fire, enraged. He moved at the sisters.

"Release him Urkana. Or I will burn you down where you stand."

Avarix and Debliss snarled. The lean Avarix responded first.

You dare not strike her, Quogan. For if fate leaves and he is in such a state, so will he remain!

Qui-Gon roared, fangs bared. "Liar!! We will find out" he grabbed Urkana from behind, choking her.

"I will burn away fate and tear down destiny itself! I did it once, I will do it again!!"

She shrieked. Sisters, to me!! The dragon-

Just like that they were gone. Obi-Wan lay miserably on the cracked earth. He covered his face with bony hands.

Qui-Gon settled alongside him. "Ssshhh, child."

"Don't look at me!!"

Qui-Gon pulled the hands away. Obi-Wan was crying with the face of an old man.

"Look what...they've done to me, father. Please...don't look. Just leave me here."

"I will never leave you anywhere, Obi-Wan."

"Go! I won't return with you like this!"

Qui-Gon looked at him, fury in his eyes.

"And you will not!" He suddenly burst into tears. His bizarre change of mood stopped Obi-Wan in mid-thought. Old eyes stared in disbelief as his father sobbed uncontrollably. Obi-Wan momentarily forgot his pain, stroking the wet cheek with bony fingers. Wetness rolled over his hand as Qui-Gon turned his face into his palm.

And then something happened.

He felt warm, tingly. A strange sensation raced up his arm from his hand, spreading a glow across his chest and down to his legs. Obi-Wan blinked.

What??

Slowly now, he felt stronger. He flexed his hand, staring in amazement. It changed, filling out and growing more vigorous. Skin smoothed out. Dumbstruck, he glanced down at his body. It rapidly swelled to its original size and vitality. Touching his face, he felt the smooth firmness return. His braid was no longer white, but reddish brown. In awe he stared at his father in wonderment, shaking his head slightly.

"Thank you" he said quietly.

A gentle smile greeted him. "Better?"

Having no words to express his gratitude, Obi-Wan kissed his fathers' face wildly before giving him a bear hug.

Soft laugh. "So, my wa'bee. Have you found your visit to be entertaining?"

Obi-Wan sat back, studying him with intense green eyes. "What did you do?"

Qui-Gon pulled him to his feet. "When next we visit hel, you must read the library and do research on the properties of dragon tears."

Obi-Wan gawked. "You mean...you cried like that on purpose?!"

Qui-Gon nuzzled him. "Yes, but it wasn't difficult. I couldn't bear to see you in such a state."

Obi-Wan looked at him in admiration. "Oh. It seems as though I'm constantly learning new things about you."

Qui-Gon pecked his nose. "You will learn new things about yourself as well. Come, let's head for home now." He had no sooner spoken when a gargantuan slug appeared out of nowhere. It was nearly a hundred feet tall with a glistening, gelatinous body bluish green in color. The thing hissed and bellowed moist air.

Obi-Wan stood in a defensive posture. "What the frack?!"

The grotesque creature tilted eyestalks at them, red orbs at each end. It lumbered forward leaving a huge slime trail.

Qui-Gon curled his lip."Sssss. Gross!"

Obi-Wan took to the air. "A fight! Good."

Qui-Gon stood his ground, snarling and spitting at the thing. "HO, ugly ones. Your trick failed and now you will pay!!"

Obi-Wan flew above the thing, wondering at Qui-Gons' words. "Why do you address it as plural-"

He soon got his answer. The slug bellowed in three voices simultaneously. The weird sisters.

Thou art mad as ever, Quogan. Thy very conception was an abomination, and now is compounded by thy own son. Begone or be consumed. You are warned!

Qui-Gon sizzled with power, angry now. "Tiresome hags! We were about to take our leave peaceably. Now we will do so by force!!" he blasted them with a bolt of blue power.

The huge slug shrieked in agony, flailing in pain. Obi-Wan doubled the assault, blasting from above. He aimed for the head. A stubby tail knocked him from the sky. Stunned, he landed in a nearby river.

Tis' you who will pay!! the fates thundered, lurching forward. They swallowed Qui-Gon as he flew to attack.

Obi-Wan flew out of the river like a shot, blazing with helfire. "Release him or suffer. NOW!!"

The giant slug rocked with laughter. Hardly. We feast on dragon for eternity. You are next! the slug careened in his direction, maw open wide. Obi-Wan flew away from it.

What to use against them? he thought furiously. Across the mists he saw a dim castle. Of course! The story of how father tied them in the webs of destiny. They must be there! he was off like a shot. The fates gleaned his strategy.

Come back here!! they screeched as he flew away.

Obi-Wan shouted back at them, taunting. "Catch me if you can, ugly! Too fat, too slow!"

Shaking with rage the slug flopped after him, gouging the landscape beneath gross tonnage.

Obi-Wan approached the castle, circling it.

Where are they? Ah, what have we here! Flying lower, he approached a nearby wood comprised of black foilage. Among the branches were an endless tangle of clear strands. The forest itself stretched across the horizon. Obi-Wan snatched up some of the heaviest threads on the upper shoots. They grew and lengthened in his hands as he soared high in the air again.

The fates approached, ponderous in their slug form. Obi-Wan taunted them further, flying in circles.

"Ho, weird sisters. You can catch me if you release that form. But you can't, else the dragon would be free!!"

The giant slug swiped at the air behind him. Whelp!! Return those threads!

Laughing, Obi-Wan flew faster and faster, a blur of motion. He tied the threads into a lasso. The slug lumbered forward again, snapping at him with an ugly, stubbed head. Abruptly the creature heaved and stopped, its gelatin like body quivering in distress. Obi-Wan took advantage of the pause, flying like an arrow to the head and hurling the lasso around it. He flew outward again rapidly, pulling the mystic cords taught. The slug flopped in frustration, hissing moist air.

"What, methinks you don't look so well, weird sisters. Something you ate?" he pulled even harder.

The fates heaved again, desperately trying to free themselves from the lasso which tightened unbearably. For uncounted minutes the titanic struggle continued. The fates had clearly had enough.

Release us, Oban Ssarpati. Release us or remain trapped here forever!

Obi-Wan continued to fly in circles about the blunt head, overlapping the lasso even more.

"Then I will gag you for eternity, then. How strong is your neck?!"

Skreaaaaghhh!!! the slug shrieked in pain, flopping wildly. Obi-Wan would not release the noose however. Using his immortal strength he yanked the gargantuan creature to the ground. It collapsed with the force of an earthquake, shaking the land for miles around.

"Well, sisters?!" he shouted at them. "What is it to be? Do we continue this struggle, or-"

The great slug writhed miserably now, swelling to bloated porportions. The gelatinous body began to split in several places.

What? This isn't my doing...

KRAKOOOOMMM!!!

Hurricane force hurtled Obi-Wan high in the sky. Chunks of slug sprayed everywhere. His vision spun wildly as he tumbled to earth. Dizzily, he scrambled to his feet.

What the frick happened?!

Too wobbly to fly he stumbled across the landscape to the point of impact. An amazing sight filled him with joy and amusement.

Qui-Gon stood above the tattered sisters who were sprawled on the ground. He laughed wildly as his monster braid swayed in the breeze.

"Ha ha. Did I give thee a bellyache?"

Obi-Wan came up, grinning. His father looked in his direction.

"Oh, I see you made it back. I was detained for a bit."

Obi-Wan chuckled, watching the fates clutch their stomachs. "So I see."

Qui-Gon hugged him. "I am proud of you-"

"There is no reason for pride, Quogan" Debliss hissed. Her face was contorted in pain. "Now begone. Leave our realm or stay forever. And rest assured, our power can confound thee for eternity!"

Obi-Wan stalked forward. "You dare threaten-"

The Fates stood, defiant in their posture. "Do not make another mistake. The touch of age was but one gift we had for thee. There are many others."

Qui-Gon stepped forward. "Obi-Wan. Come."

"But-"

"We have achieved our purpose. There is no reason to remain."

Obi-Wan glowered at the Fates. "No, I guess not. But know this, weird ones. I may also bestow some gifts one day."

Urkuna nodded. "You will, in a game of revenge. The cycle goes on. Leave us now, for calamity follows your wake."

"We shall" Qui-Gon told them. "Please remember that dragon makes a poor feast. A foolish and possibly fatal error."

"We marked thee well, Ssaurian" Debliss pointed. "And Llane was warned. But the mad goddess did beget one madder still. We may yet tie thee with the ropes of destiny."

"See that you yourself aren't tied."

Avarix cackled, hair sparking. "A fair standoff, dragon. One that would do thy sire proud."

Obi-Wan caught that. "Wait, what do you mean there?"

Debliss snorted. "The eggling has but cracked the shell. But the source is still the same."

Perplexed at her answer, Obi-Wan watched as the weird sisters faded rapidly and disappeared.

He turned. Qui-Gon was already walking off into the mist.

"Hey!" he ran to catch up.

Qui-Gon didn't turn as he approached. "Obi-Wan, I sense another here. A presence I haven't felt since..."

"What is it?" Obi-Wan looked around in the swirling gloom.

His father abruptly stopped. "If I told you I'd doubt my senses."

"Someone you haven't seen in awhile?"

"Since childhood. No. Infancy."

The regal features frowned in concentration. "Maybe I'm imagining things" he resumed walking.

"Father, why did the fates make those strange comments?"

"It is their way. They see all that has and will occur."

Obi-Wan thought that over. "Perhaps I should have asked them what they meant about my revenge. And your sire."

Qui-Gon stopped again. "Maybe."

"The eggling reference was me I know, but what is this 'source'?"

"Our lineage" Qui-Gon supplied.

Obi-Wan turned his father around. "They weren't just referring to grandmother."

Qui-Gon was distant. "No"

"You said you sensed someone just now. Do you think that ties in with what they said?"

Blue eyes blazed. "Force, it is possible."

"Your father?" Obi-Wan wondered.

A stare into the deep twilight. "I don't know for certain. Come, enough speculation. Let's go home."

A hooded figure observed them retreating into the mists. Reaching out with his senses he touched their souls, felt their blood. The fates were unaware of his little visit. He witnessed the entire battle.

Smiling, he had his answers now. He was free. Silent as shadow, the figure disappeared.



The two darklings reappeared in their living room.

Obi-Wan stretched. "An interesting experience, father. But it raised as many questions as answers."

"With the fates that is a common problem. They have a propensity for riddles."

Obi-Wan stroked the goatee. "I want thee. We have not made love in a bit, and I am starved."

Qui-Gon nuzzled. "Hmm. Not a bad idea" he nipped the golden neck.

Obi-Wan arched, sighed. Sliding down he kissed the exposed chest in the front. Tongue teased along the edges of fabric, working the nipples free. He lapped between bulging pecs.

Qui-Gon gasped. "That tongue..." his stomach clenched.

/It isn't done yet./ Obi-Wan kissed over a tightening groin. He lapped over a poking navel, suckling it.

"Obi-Wan!!" Qui-Gon grabbed his head with both hands. Fangs tore away the fabric at the crotch.

"Well, well" Obi-Wan teased. "How'd you get all that...in there?"

"Wench. Hurry!"

Looking up through his lashes, Obi-Wan pinched the heavy sacs while sucking on the velvet head. Then he pinched the cockhead while suckling the sacs. Back and forth. Qui-Gon jerked, thick thighs quivering.

"SSsssSSS!! Ghods!" his head fell back. Lengthening nails slipped through the spiky hair.

Obi-Wan tugged him to the floor. Qui-Gon all but collapsed on his back, groaning. His cape billowed out undeneath him. A heavy cock bobbed in the air.

It had been awhile since they did it on the living room floor. No matter, the carpet was plush and soft. Big hands gripped Obi-Wan, rolling him on his side. A sweltering kiss held him as those same hands roamed and squeezed his flesh. Obi-Wan gasped as his groin was grabbed.

"Ought to...file sexual harassment charges!"

Blazing blue eyes were lit with lust. "Oh? I'd best give you reason then" he pulled muscled legs open, ripping away material.

Obi-Wan glowed. "You've ruined my nice outfit" he panted.

"Get a new one. I plan to make a bigger mess" he lapped between silky thighs, stretching out full length on the floor. Coiling tongue teased the warm opening.

Obi-Wan slinked into the plush carpet. "Oh, that's good!" his braid was plastered across his nipples.

"A sweeter treat I have" Qui-Gon sweated. His musk was strong now. The damp mane was loose and tangled everywhere.

Obi-Wans' legs flew up. "Give it to me, already!" he clawed at the broad shoulders, tearing the cape away.

"RARRGH!" Qui-Gon plowed inside him then. But instead of hammering away, he moved sinuously.

Obi-Wan heaved, sweat popping out over his forehead. Plump nipples poked, tender and needy. Qui-Gon pulled them as he pushed further and further, slinky sliding his hips.

"Kgahkk" Obi-Wan gasped, squirming. "Stop torturing me!"

Qui-Gon licked his lips, eyes slitted. "Yessssss. Feel my gentle trick."

"Aaah."

Obi-Wan felt strange. The cock filling him seemed to have no end. It moved, wiggling and teasing further up inside him. Never had he felt this full, near to bursting. He arched off the bed, bucking his lover. Strong hands raked the broad shoulders.

"SssSSSSS!! Yesss!"

Qui-Gon watched him, eyes dark with heat. "Look at yourself" he commanded.

Obi-Wan thought his guts would burst from delight. The cock was everywhere inside, still moving. He cried out, staring in stunned amazement even as the pleasure overwhelmed his senses. He felt a sudden tightness in his belly. Suddenly the thick cock head pushed up through his navel, poking out just a little.

"FORCE!!" he nearly screamed, shocked and delighted. He stroked the soft bulge.

Qui-Gon roared again, out of control now. Strong hips jerked as he bounced, head thrown back. Obi-Wan shrieked as a geyser of cum flew from his belly even as he splattered Qui-Gon.

Qui-Gon fell forward over him in a tight embrace. Obi-Wan continued to spasm with such force it nearly hurt.

They lay heaving and wet on the rug, bodies glued together with sticky heat.

Obi-Wan blinked, vision dotted with red. "Ah, uh...ghods..." he could feel Qui-Gon retreating inside him. But he didn't let go.

The lion head looked him over lovingly, kissing his face. The goatee brushed his throat. A stab.

Obi-Wan nearly passed out again as Qui-Gon sipped his blood. He couldn't think, laying limply on the carpet. His guts were achy and sore.

Speech wouldn't come. /Never...knew you could do that./

//We have forever to explore all possibilites, sweet one.//

Emerald eyes glowed softly. Obi-Wan took up a big hand, biting into the wrist. He suckled hungrily.

"SSsssss" Qui-Gon sighed in bliss, rolling on his back. He pulled Obi-Wan on top.

They slept, content.



Obi-Wan woke first, shivering a little he stretched to a sitting position. He was very sore.

Taking the remnants of their capes he pulled one across Qui-Gon. He draped the other over his shoulders.

"Father, wake up."

The big body didn't move at first. Obi-Wan tagged the back of his head.

"Up. I have a question."

Half asleep, Qui-Gon gave a toothy snarl. "Who hit me?"

"I did. There's something I need to know."

Blue eyes blazed to awareness. Qui-Gon eased up, pulling the cape around himself. He yawned, looking out the window.

"It's dusk."

"I see. What I was wondering is...where did you learn that trick?"

Qui-Gon twitched a smile. "Did you enjoy it?"

Obi-Wan was dreamy. "Are you kidding? It was wonderful!"

Leaning over, Qui-Gon pecked his cheek. "I'm glad. I've wanted to do that for a long time."

Obi-Wan cuddled up. "Oh really?"

"Mmm."

"You still haven't told me where you learned that."

"From an expert. But I was very young at the time. My body wasn't developed enough at the time to fully feel the pleasure."

Obi-Wan lifted an eyebrow. "Did you do that later?"

"Shortly before I was made an infant again. It was my...going away present, you might say."

"From who?"

"I won't tell you. I'm entitled to my secrets."

"Not from me you aren't. I'll figure it out eventually, you know."

Qui-Gon sprawled on the floor again, wrapping his cape about himself.

"No doubt" he was still sleepy. "You will have your own secrets in time. It makes an immortal so much more interesting."

Obi-Wan plopped over him, curling up under the other cape. His eyes began to close.

"Someday I'll return the favor, love."



The celestial garden, outside the tenth circle.

Alfaa and Omaiga anxiously awaited the return of their son. Alphaie approached her parents.

"Mother, father. Has Eblu'Aranhe returned?"

Alfaa looked off into space. "No, but I do sense his return is near."

Omaiga embraced her daughter. "And I suspect with good news."

The goddess considered. Her train of red blonde ringlets shifted in the gentle breeze.

"Do we dare hope?" her near translucent eyes flashed. "If he has enough evidence to clear his name-"

A column of orange flame burst in their midst before she could finish. A handsome god stepped from it, striding with purpose. His silvery blue armor gleamed in counterpoint to deep blue eyes.

"Hail, my family. Please be seated and I will relay the news."

Alfaa couldn't contain a smile as he sat. "Your confidence belies positive results."

"Indeed, father. And my soul sings with the truth."

Omaiga was intense. "You saw the darkspawn?"

Eblu'Aranhe smiled widely. "Yea, my would be son and grandson entertained the Fates at the nexus of reality."

"Oh, do tell" Alphaie seated herself alongside the others on a marble bench.

Eblu'Aranhe paced about slowly as he spoke. "I believe Quogan showed his son the nexus in order to expand his immortal experience. Needless to say the Fates weren't happy."

Alphaie snorted. "I can imagine how they were received. The mad dragon once tried to bind the fates and make us trophies."

Eblu'Aranhe clenched his fist. "Unfortuneately dear sister I was shredded into the force by my loving wife at the time. No doubt she thinks me a curse among my own kind."

Omaiga was terse. "Bah. Good riddance to filth. But what of the worms' litter she spawned?"

"He...neither of them are mine! I sensed it, felt it. There is nothing of me in them, and I couldn't be more pleased."

Alfaa nodded grimly. "We suspected all along the hel witch lied."

"She thought to pass that abomination off as mine!"

"The black she dog. I should trim her tail" Alphaie spat. "What then is your plan, dear brother?"

"I will expose her for the fraud she is, Alphaie. Providence was not overturned!"

Omaiga's brilliant grey eyes were hard with anger. "Indeed. Llane presumes too much. Since when does the stallion beget dragon! The creature knows our kind are incompatible to reproduce!"

Alfaa laughed. "She will hang with it, for her vile practices are known to us. The plan, my son?"

"After so many years of being shall we say, passive? The idea of a confrontation appeals to me greatly. I mean for all of hel to know the truth. Let them suffer a crisis of confidence!"

Alphaie perked up. "Interesting. Weakness in a ruler is disastrous, whether real or perceived."

"True enough. We'll see how the lords of treachery respond when they find a so called victory stolen away. For well do I know Llane thought to demoralize the Guardians by marrying me. It was her private joke, but now the tables will be turned."

Alfaa crackled with power. "Well met, my son. Her deception and subsequent attack on you fills me with rage."

Eblu'Aranhe smiled gently. "I also think a tender husband and wife reunion is in order. Perhaps during an infernal council session."

Alphaie laughed. "Oh, it will be a bitter day in hel! For all these years since your demise we've had to live down the shame of taint. No more!"

"No more, my sister. Llane had us feel shame through deception. That time is done. Now let her reap the benefits on the other side."

"You are but recently recovered, my son. It is not wise nor prudent venturing to hel alone" Omaiga reminded him.

Eblu'Aranhe sat next to her. "I will be cautious, for treachery is their method. A high profile is what's needed now. Therefore I plan to be seen along the gateway of souls."

"I will be there of course. The great worm ever casts his eye to the north upon me" Alphaie stated.

"Then we'll give him a sight to behold. I plan to force his hand as well, for his part in this farce angers me most."

Omaiga smiled in triumph. "We are vindicated, at last. How then, to trap the wolf in her own lair?"

Eblu'Aranhe smiled. "With a fire and light show."



The sixth circle in hel.

Skumm sat upon his throneseat, staring into the mystic bier. Something was amiss. A servant entered his private chamber.

"Lord Skumm? I see the flame entertains you" the demon noted.

The Rhinolike hel lord nodded. "Aye. Something is not right. There is a strange disturbance along the gateway of souls and I would know why."

The demon approached the flame, beady orange eyes squinting. "A view comes into focus...there, milord!!" he hopped excitedly, scaly wings flapping.

"Be silent, Skeezer. How can I concentrate with all that noise?" Skumm looked intently into the fire.

"It can't be!!"

But it was. A no longer deceased guardian strode about the gateway along the northern fringes.

"What madness is this. Stoke the flame, Skeezer!"

"At once" the green demon poked an iron about the bier. It blazed even more brightly.

The Darklords' eyes grew wide.

"But he was...destroyed! How now does he go about the gateway?"

"Is that not our Queens' dear departed husband?" Skeezer asked.

"Not so departed it seems. Blast the Guardians! They've stolen a march on us this day. This requires an emergency meeting of the Council!"



Litthsyss was never easily impressed. Coiling about the southern gateway, he stared across the void.

I can scarce believe this. Is it possible?

The huge serpent arched his great head to the north.

Damn.

Extending himself a bit he peered out into the universe.

Grim smile. So it would seem dear Eblu'Aranhe is returned. Good. I welcome a finish to this chapter.

Litthsyss turned, retreating to Limbo.



Muckluck paced in the waiting chamber of the Queen. This was bad, very bad. The Council was in uproar...

He turned at a presence. Llane strode his way, infernal eyes blazing.

"So, Muckluck. Thee wishes to tell me of an emergency meeting?"

"Aye, my Queen. A strange and amazing portent has blazed a trail across existence."

Llane sat upon her dias. "I have been away in another dimension for a bit. What of this portent? Is it ruinous to the realm?"

The demon lords' eyes glittered unpleasantly. "Perhaps. And for thee, as well."

Llane curled a lip. "You dare? Beware, Pestilence, ere I toss you to the Grim Guardians."

"I would make a poor meal. And I doubt they could hold me long. But this portent is of great significance in the balance."

Llanes' eyes narrowed. "Oh? Does it involve my children?"

Muckluck clicked his fangs, multicolored hair sparking with smoke. "Indirectly. But know you this, o Queen. Eblu'Aranhe...is returned!!"

Llane stood abruptly. "What?!" her eyes were wild.

"It's true. All across hel has this sight been viewed. He struts about the northern gateway, supreme in his power."

Llane hissed in disbelief. "A trick...an illusion!! He is destroyed. I rent him in pieces myself!"

"Not enough pieces. For strong and whole he walks the gate. See for thyself, in the mystic fires."

Snarling, Llane snapped her fingers. From the air itself appeared a great rotating stone. It spun in a rapid vortex, emitting fire. Soon it was engulfed in flame.

Llane gestured. "Let time and distance be one. Show gateway on the northern run!"

The stone exploded into a column of fire. A broad expanse came into view. The gateway.

"What? Where is Litthsyss? He is gone from the southern side!"

"Aye. But look to the north, Queen!"

For the first time in her immortal existence, Llane had no words. The god she thought destroyed was in full view, brilliant with the light. He walked the north gate, resplendant and fine.

The dark goddess was dumbstruck. He is as I remembered...but how?

"My Queen, there must be an emergency Council session."

Stunned, Llane gestured, dissipating the flame.

"Yes" her reply was mechanical. "But something else is required here as well. Muckluck, return to Urus. Bring my children here."

The demon lord eyed her suspiciously. "Wherefore, Llane? Is there something else the Council should know ere we meet?"

She glowered at him, blue eyes flecked with red. "Begone. Bring them to me."

"So bet it, my Queen. But a gentle reminder...treachery is its own reward."

Llane blasted the floor at him, but the demon lord was already gone.



Eblu'Aranhe spoke with his sister at the northern gate. She was in her tigress form.

"So, my brother. Have you put on enough of a show?"

He stroked her fur, laughing. "A success. No doubt, hel is in uproar now. And the great worm has left his post!"

Alphaie roared with mirth. "Aye, he did coil wildly and then disappear. No doubt your appearance bothered his liver!"

"I'll bother more than that before I'm done. I suspect Llane will be embroiled in politics among her inner Circle soon."

Alphaie looked down the garden path at hopeful faces. "More souls for me to greet, dear brother. We can discuss this later, at the castle."

"I must return to my own ring, dear Alphaie. Buraliis has done an excellent job in my absence, and I would thank him."

"Go to, then. We will observe the view crystal at dinner. I would see what your little stroll has wrought!"

Elbu'Aranhe walked past her. "Indeed. It should prove quite entertaining."



Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon were engaged in their favorite pastime, making love. Two muscled and glistening forms wrapped around each other in a red marble jacuzzi.

"Mmm."

"Oh, that's good."

"More."

"I'm all the way in now. Stop wiggling!"

"I can't help it."

Sloppy kisses. They sank lower and lower into the perfumed water. Obi-wan lapped at his father's thick neck, suckling noisily under the jawline.

Qui-Gon groaned in bliss. "Oh! Watch those hands" his impossible mane trailed in the water.

Obi-Wan looked through his lashes, glistening and wet. "You watch them. I'm getting busy."

A bolt of fire split the air. Muckluck appeared, his face cast in shadow.

"SsssssSSS!!" the lovers spun at the intrusion.

Obi-Wan glared. "Well, if it isn't our favorite errand boy!"

"Your ignorance continues. Muckluck does what he will."

"Except when Llane commands" Obi-Wan snickered.

"What are you about here, Pestilence?!" Qui-Gon demanded. "Begone. We require privacy!"

"All in due time, o King. And despite the brat's taunting, my visit is of great import. Thy Queen is in trouble."

Qui-Gon nearly stood up in the water. "Explain!"

Obi-Wan attempted to hold him. "He's exaggerating, send him away-"

"Release me, Obi-Wan. I would hear this" Qui-Gon broke free and climbed out of the water. Reaching the rack he tied a towel around himself.

Obi-Wan was sullen, still immersed. "Thanks for nothing Muckluck."

"'Tis no time for idle pleasures. I tell you-"

"What's the calamity? Grandmother can clearly protect herself."

Muckluck laughed weirdly. "Not against the past."

Curious, Obi-Wan climbed out also, slipping on a robe. "What are you talking about?"

The demon lord took a pause. "You must both be aware of this. Eblu'Aranhe was seen along the northern gateway of souls."

"WHAT?!" Qui-Gons' jaw dropped. Stunned, Obi-Wan stood alongside.

"But wasn't he torn into the force? I don't understand!"

"He was, but he is recovered now. All of hel has witnessed it. He struts about the gateway while the guardians laugh at us!"

Qui-Gon paced, his mind racing. "This is...amazing. But how can this be? Surely, mother was unaware of his revival!"

"She found out herself but recently. Her reaction was similar to yours."

"I would imagine" Obi-Wan was subdued. "But what's going on in hel?"

Multicolored hair sparked and popped. "The purpose of my visit. It is wild in the lower realm. The Inner Circle demands an immediate session. And now both gateway guardians have disappeared!"

Qui-Gon frowned in disbelief. Obi-Wan tugged his arm, green eyes flashing.

"Father, what in frack is going on?!"

Qui-Gon shook his head numbly. "I don't know..."

"Do you think Eblu'Aranhe will seek revenge? Or will the Guardians declare war?"

"Guardians...are not motivated by revenge. But they repay debts done against them."

Obi-Wan shook him. "What's the difference!"

Qui-Gon answered numbly. "Once the debt is paid, they discount it. For such is their nature."

"Pompous jellyfish" Muckluck snorted. "They don't even know how to hold a good grudge. But time is of the essence."

"We will go" Qui-Gon formed his hel lord garb about himself. "Muckluck, where is the Queen now?"

"I left her at the castle, in her private meeting chamber. But the Lord of Limbo has disappeared."

Obi-Wan made a gesture, forming his costume as well. "We must quell the uproar and find out the truth behind the Guardians' reappearance."

Qui-Gon nodded grimly. "To the realm, then."



Everything was all wrong. There were no guards anywhere along the jagged pathway leading to the castle, or aerial sentries either.

Obi-Wan looked about the dim skies. "No demons at all."

"No" Qui-Gon replied. "The entire realm is silent. Muckluck, what occurs with this?"

"It's worrisome, lords" the fox faced demon admitted. "Let's go inside and see."

They stormed through the massive doors. The first thing they noticed was a lack of activity.

"The courtiers are all gone" Qui-Gon stated.

Muckluck pulled his chin. "Hmm. We must go to the sphere of power."

"Sphere of power?" Obi-Wan asked, looking about the quiet castle.

The Queen's private cove of sorcery. It is there she works her greatest magicks."

"But what about the Council?" Obi-Wan wanted to know.

Muckluck moved down the velvet covered corridors. "We'll know more when we go to the sphere of power."

They moved silently through the castle. "Obi-Wan, I don't sense mother" Qui-Gon whispered.

His son shook his head. "Nor do I. This doesn't feel good."



The sphere of power was basically a black granite ampitheatre. Large bowls containing various potions were aligned in rows. A huge fur carpet covered the floor. Llane was nowhere to be seen.

Obi-Wan walked along the rows of bowls, krinkling his nose at the various liquids.

Muckluck moved to the central pit. He gestured grandiosely.

"I'll activate the mystic flame. That will tell us more."

Soon the demon lord was engulfed in grey mist which expanded outward. Sparks flew everywhere as a whirlwind filled the room. The tempest itself sparked in fire, coalescing into a ball of flame.

"Pestilence commands the fire. Show me hel's situation most dire."

The Darklords watched as the flame expanded into a wide sheet, giving panoramic views of the realm. The upper circles appeared empty.

Qui-Gon stared at the flames. "What happened to the souls?"

Muckluck frowned. "This cannot be. Show us lower hel, now!" he commanded. The fire flared again.

From the fifth circle on, hel was impossibly jammed. Souls stacked over each other, endless billions upon billions. Covering the land of every region, they were all insensate and dim grey in color.

"What's wrong with them?" Obi-Wan pointed. "They aren't moving. It's almost as if they're asleep."

Muckluck nodded. "Aye, Prince. In times of emergency is the power of hel gathered from the souls themselves. Resources are pulled from the upper circles in case of attack."

"But why? What is grandmother girding for. The Guardians haven't declared war!"

"This isn't good" Qui-Gon murmured. "Look, the Walk of Bones is gone from the ninth circle!"

"Nay, o King. Look further. They patrol!"

"Incredible" Obi-Wan whispered at the awesome sight. Endless skeletal warriors stalked about in the deep gloom, hollow sockets aflame with grim purpose. They held various weapons while walking over the dormant souls beneath.

Qui-Gon had a thought. "What of the Grim Guardians?! Are they still within the hel deep?"

The scene shifted. Deepest hel. The leviathans lumbered along the black plain, knashing their teeth in anticipation. They sat at the foot of the Mountain of Misery, great sentinels under midnight skies.

Qui-Gon waved at the flame. "Show more. The Elementals."

Hel's other armies were assembling across the tenth circle, under lightning crashed skies. Seas of stone, river and fire demons patiently sat. The S'dera were there, coiling their ends in rage. Gargoyles of every texture and color joined their brethren in the lower districts.

"It's an all out escalation!" Obi-Wan concluded. "But we've got to stop this before it's too late."

"It's no good unless we find the Queen" Qui-Gon stated, anxious. He frowned. "Wait. What occurs in Limbo?"

Muckluck pointed at the developing scene in the fire. "As I told you, Lord Litthsyss has disappeared. See, the gate is unoccupied now."

Thousands of wicked souls crammed the gateway, pushing and shoving. They could neither escape nor advance. Panic ensued as zombies encircled them. Hundreds of fights broke out.

"This is insane" Qui-Gon stammered. "Where is everybody?!"

"Father, we still don't know where the Council is!" Obi-Wan reminded him.

Qui-Gon rubbed his eyes. "This day started out so well. Now we may have a celestial war on our hands."

"The burden of rulership, m'Lord" Muckluck told him. "And the Queens' status may be...questionable at this point."

"What are you implying?" Qui-Gon moved at him.

Muckluck backed up. "No offense. Merely that a great secret is behind this escalation."

"I don't follow you. Stop speaking in riddles!"

Muckluck sighed. "Eblu'Aranhe was supposedly destroyed. We in hel believed it a sign of superiority. For if one of our own kind could slay a guardian, others would follow and darkness rule. There were long term plans for an all out assault on the firmament. But Llane has shown a weakness with this failure. The Council is not pleased with this development."

Qui-Gon gripped his throat. "I am not one for politics, but know this. Should you move against her you will deal with me. Understood?" he clicked his fangs.

Obi-Wan came up also, eyes ablaze. "Myself, as well. Beware what you say. But what is the great secret?"

Muckluck coughed in Qui-Gons' iron grip. "Gghkk. If mighty Quogan would release his humble servant..."

Qui-Gon let him go. Muckluck rubbed his neck.

"It concerns thee. For Llane did profess to embarrass and shame the Guardians by mating with one and producing child."

"That's no secret" Qui-Gon told him. "All know of my parentage."

"All know what all have been told." Muckluck emphasized. "And despite your threats, Llane will be undone if other factors come into play."

Qui-Gon looked at Obi-Wan, confused. "Meaning?"

The demon laughed wildly now. "Ha ha...don't you know? After all, only guardians beget guardians!"

"What has that to do with me!!" Qui-Gon thundered. "I'm no guardian. Again you speak in riddles."

"A riddle with a truth. And the Council has always questioned, even when thy dam bore thee home. She visited another first, presenting you to him."

"Can you ever give a straight answer?!" Obi-Wan demanded. "You're clearly implying that my father is at the center of this..."

"There are wheels within wheels, stripling. The return of Eblu'Aranhe may indeed clear up cloudy issues. Have you met him yet?"

"No" Qui-Gon said shortly, pacing. "And I'm not certain I want to."

"Why not? Isn't he your father?"

Obi-Wans' eyes narrowed. "You're trying really hard to tell us something."

"He attempted to destroy me" Qui-Gon snapped. "What possible reason would he have even to acknowledge me?"

"Why indeed" Muckluck was serene all of a sudden.



The Guardians were laughing under the vault of heaven.

Joyous celebration continued. The golden gardens were packed as Lightlords partied, danced and ate.

Alfaa and Omaiga were toasted and congratulated. Eblu'Aranhe was embraced and rejoiced.

"Youngling, we knew Llane could no more bear your child than a thornbush" Wat'duaizz of the third circle stated, beard sparkling.

"My thanks elder" Elbu'Aranhe sipped his wine. "Soon we will gather and observe the mystic pool at gardens' end. I understand there is much consternation at my reappearance in the lower realms."

Another elder, Qoon, laughed. His pale green hair was braided tightly and complemented by mint green robes. "To say the least. One of my servants informed me that Llane girds for war. I personally find her antics hilarious."

Deep blue eyes shone. "War? Aye, but the war will be within her own realm. This will be my anniversary gift to her!"

Laughter echoed about the garden. As always, it would be a bright day.



The situation in hel was considerably more dark.

"I've suffered your riddles and threats once" Qui-Gon told Muckluck. "But not a second time. Now where is the Council?"

"Do but observe the flame, mighty one."

Still another scene developed. At the apex of a grim mountain, atop thrones etched from the peak itself convened the Infernal Council. Their expressions were grim.

"But where is the Queen?!" Qui-Gon was getting frustrated.

"She is nowhere to be found" Muckluck replied.

Obi-Wan had an idea, mind racing. "Father, we're getting nowhere like this. We've got to search the realm, top to bottom."

Qui-Gon thought that over, pacing again. "We'll need help. Obi-Wan, go to Limbo and see if uncle is there. We need answers."

Obi-Wan nodded, braid spinning in excitement. "What are you going to do?"

"I'm going to that Council session. They may know where Llane is and why she hasn't appeared anywhere."

Muckluck pulled his chin. "They meet on skull mountain, in the eighth circle. I too must attend, for my presence is long overdue."

Qui-Gon shook him. "Then you do know something."

Muckluck began to dissolve. "I know no more than you. Farewell."

"Muckluck!!" Qui-Gon held smoke in his hands.

"Forget him, father. We have bigger fish to fry."

Qui-Gon looked about the chamber. "True. But something about all this still bothers me."

"What?"

"Remember when we visited the fates, and I told you someone else was there besides us?"

Emerald eyes sparked. "A presence you hadn't felt since infancy. Wait, you don't think it was...Eblu'Aranhe?!"

Qui-Gon nodded, examining the bowls filled with liquid. "I'm convinced now it was him."

"But why? What would he be there for? He didn't make his presence known."

"He had no intention of being seen. I think he wanted to observe."

"Us? Strange that a father would not greet his son at least, despite their differences" Obi-Wan was offended.

"It wasn't his intent. Observation implies evaluation."

Obi-Wan considered. "The question is, what was he evaluating? Your place in the universal heirarchy?"

"Or his. Muckluck mentioned a secret. I would know it, Obi-Wan. And I begin to wonder about a past suspicion of mine."

"You're getting as bad as Muckluck, father. And we're presuming too much here. We don't even know for certain that the guardian was there."

Qui-Gon was distant. "Maybe. Sometimes I wonder if I am mad, for nothing is as it feels. But enough of this. To Limbo with you."

"I go" Obi-Wan disappeared in a flash of fire.

Qui-Gon mulled his own thoughts. "I too have a party to attend."

He vanished as well.



Obi-Wan appeared at the split in the helbridge. He looked about in the dusk. Total silence.

It's like the whole realm is abandoned.

Brilliant green eyes stared at gateways' end. He heard a commotion some distance away. The new entries were still fighting and shoving, surrounded by zombies.

I've no time for that.

He took an eastward turn, up towards Limbo. The mists thickened and swirled about.

"Somebody somewhere has to have answers to all this."

Obi-Wan strode with casual arrogance into Limbo proper. The familiar flat plane greeted him along with the icy rain. He clutched his cape tightly. The perpetual downpour was one aspect of Limbo he didn't miss. He walked further.

I have no sense of direction. How to find uncle?

Sensing something, he turned. Suddenly a herd of furred creatures raced his way. They were shaggy and bearlike in appearance, with curved hooks for teeth.

"Get him, RArrrghhh!"

"Tear him in pieces."

They were on him too quickly. He flew above as they pressed in.

"I won't waste time with you, foul creatures. Begone. Go shuffle back into the mists!"

"None speak thus to the wurelin demons. We'll have your tender flesh for lunch!"

Obi-Wan smiled in the rain, hovering over them. "I'm in a gracious mood today. And you clearly are too stupid to recognize your lord. Leave and I won't fry you."

They snuffed at him. "He smells royal" concluded one with bluish fur.

Another whiffed her nose. "Note the fragrance? Reminiscent of the master."

"That's enough" Obi-Wan was annoyed. "Go smell something else."

"Excuse us, o Prince" a red furred demon bellowed. "Our eyesight is poor, and we did not recognize thee in the mist."

A pale brown one chimed in. "And now you are close enough to discern, Oban. We go to our duties now. Farewell."

They were gone in a blink. Once again Obi-Wan stared at barren plain.

He floated down, sopped with water. Uncle was right. Limbo is weird.

He sloshed forward in no particular direction.



Skull mountain was disturbed by a bolt of mystic force. The Darklords shrunk in apprehension as Qui-Gon appeared from a column of flame.

"Greetings, esteemed Council. Do you plot this day?"

Freek waved her hairy hands. "You mistake what you see, lord of Hel. We do but prepare in case of war."

"Wherefore war, Freek? Have the Guardians made a formal declaration?"

Stoankold turned his ample nose up. "Should we wait for that? For with Eblu'Aranhe back in the fold, their arrogance will know no bounds. We're not fool enough to imagine they won't repay the debt for his attempted destruction. Then there is the matter of the Queen."

"Where is she?"

"We don't know" Frenzee replied, shaking his antlers. "Odd, because as we prepared for war she distanced herself. Methinks she has other things on her mind now."

Qui-Gon made a gesture, creating a throne of jagged rock. Seating himself in the center he addressed the Council.

"Speak. I have heard roundabout talk of secrets" he glared at Muckluck. "What other concern could Llane have save for the kingdom?"

"On the surface, nothing" the rhinolike Skumm replied. "But there is a deception that threatens to break her rule here, and she knows this. 'Tis why she has retreated, for she has now lost face with us."

"SsssssSSS. I told Muckluck, and now I tell you all: don't think about usurping the throne. For there will be myself and my son to deal with."

"Hmm. A worthy threat, King Quogan" Dumm'azz stooped over in his seat. "But don't you think we're getting ahead of ourselves here? Has anyone claimed to desire the throne?"

"I know you. Don't think to insult my intelligence. What Darklord would not covet the most prestigious crown? A crown that I am ascendant to."

Phunk pointed at him, his piglike snout flopping. "Ha! Now you stake thy claim. Prior to now, you wanted to live on the mortal plane. Thou art as confused as ever."

Blue eyes bored into him. "There is no confusion on my part. I cannot and will not discount my life as a mortal. But that is irrelevant. Something is at the root of this chaos, and I would know what!"

"Chaos is appropriate" D'Generit chittered. "Or at least suspected. Llanes' strength is now questioned. Our dear Queen pretended to have slain a Guardian after wedding and bedding him. She overreached herself."

"See that you don't do the same. And what was the reference to chaos supposed to mean?"

The monkey faced Darklord stretched her ugly lips. "It's not my secret."

Qui-Gon hurled a bolt at her, burning a gaping hole in the ground. She dived behind her throneseat.

"That was unecessary!!" she chittered again.

Qui-Gon shook his fist. "Next time I won't miss. I am done with riddles and double sided phrases. What secret holds the Queen hostage against her throne?"

The Darklords eyed one another.

Qui-Gon raised his hand again. "Who wants to be first?"

"Wait" Pis'doff held out a thick hand. His tongue kept sticking to his tusks. "The secret concerns you."

Qui-Gon lifted an eyebrow. "Me? I'm no secret. What nonsense is this."

Pis'doff folded his legs, smug. "You are as confused as Phunk stated. When you were first brought to hel, the Queen made a formal declaration of her triumph over the guardian and presented you to us as his son. Naturally, it was a day of celebration throughout the realm, for an event of mystic import had occured."

Qui-Gon was very still. "Go on."

"We were of the belief that with Llanes' accomplishment, hel would eventually have the upper hand. But there were those who ever questioned her claims."

Cerulean eyes burned with intensity. Qui-Gon leaned forward. "And the suspicion?"

Pis'doff went silent. "Pacts agreed to at the time prevent me from saying..."

"Break them! I would know."

"Only those who created the pact can break it. You know this, Quogan."

Qui-Gon slammed his fist. "Am I to be denied by policy?!"

"There is a way" Freek spoke up. "Either the Queen or the other party involved is free to speak on this, breaking the trust."

"Other party? Are you trying to tell me-"

"Know this, mighty one" Skumm rumbled, shaking his heavy head low. "We did witness the guardian follow thee and thy son to the nexus."

Qui-Gon sat back, eyes widening. "So he was there! I did suspect."

"This information may be of use, or not. He observed you in an unobtrusive manner at a discreet distance. But his reaction was most peculiar."

"What. Did he do something?"

"He just...smiled and disappeared."



Limbo had a way of lulling its inhabitants into complacency. Obi-Wan found it difficult to maintain his concentration. He had long since stopped flying in the downpour.

He was cold, wet and discouraged. The spiky hair was rakish with water.

Blast. I could be walking in circles for all I know. Where are you, uncle?

He felt draggy, sleepy.

Too long...since I last fed.

Weakly he fell to his knees. Can't go on any further.

He collapsed on the flat plain, prone under icy sheets of rain and wind. A silent figure approached, reaching out for him.



Obi-Wan awoke in plush surroundings. He lay atop a pewter framed bed covered with silver satin pillows and black fur. The walls were covered with ornate scenes of war. Blue velvet curtains gave privacy to a high ceiling. He blinked, felt himself. His darklord costume was gone, replaced by a warm robe. A sound.

"You are awake, o Prince. I have nourishment."

Obi-Wan struggled up. Another wurelin demon stood patiently with a gleaming bowl of burnished gold. The bearlike features curled in a smile.

"I have blood. Thee are weak" the wurelin approached, handing out the bowl.

Obi-Wan took it, gulping greedily. Soon the bowl was drained.

"My thanks. And your name?"

"Boo'boo, Lord Oban. The Master will visit you shortly, but I was sent to attend your needs."

Obi-Wan noted he said master and not mistress. Not grandmother, then.

"Excellent, Boo'boo. That will be all" he waved a gesture of dismissal.

The bear demon bowed low, green fur gleaming. He took a quick exit.

Obi-Wan lay back again, tucking the fur blankets about himself. He stared at the ceiling.

A true fresco, painted into the surface depicted more scenes of conflict. But this scene captured his attention, for it held the symbolic representation of primal beings at war. Emblazoned flame and darkness on one side, glorious light and paradise on the other. And then his breath caught.

A vicious serpent and savage three headed wolf. A mighty stag and fearsome eagle. And surrounding each side, symbols of the other principle powers. Obi-Wan could determine the respective lords of each pantheon of circles.

He blinked. And then the scene shifted.

A fierce dragon now appeared as did another serpent, more refined but poisonous. A bright tigress and wild stallion opposed them.

Obi-Wan sat up abruptly, mouth agape. Madness! Paintings can't change.

"Generations" a familiar voice stated.

Obi-Wan stared. It was Litthsyss. The handsome elder god watched him serenely, gray green eyes flashing. As always, the red blond waves caught every reflection of light. He wore an understated black velvet robe.

Obi-Wan attempted to get out of bed, but his legs wouldn't cooperate.

"Uncle! I've got to talk to you-"

In an impossibly swift motion, Litthsyss was at his bedside. "Be still" he made a gesture. Obi-Wan couldn't move, strain as he might.

"What?"

Litthsyss pressed him down gently. "Your strength is not sufficient, Obi-Wan."

"Maybe not, but..." emerald eyes widened.

"You notice something different."

Obi-Wan traced the full lips. "You shaved your moustache."

"Aye. It was but an experiment."

Hands stroked the fine face. "You're handsome anyway, but you look even younger without it."

Obi-Wan gazed in wonderment. "In fact...you kind of look like me."



A hand ruffled the spiky hair. "So you say. Now what is this emergency that sends you stumbling through Limbo?"

"What's going on? Why has everyone disappeared, and where's grandmother?"

Litthsyss sighed. "Llane has retreated to the isle of meditation. Hel prepares for possible war at her perceived weakness."

Obi-Wan knew that was the key point. "This weakness has turned the realm upside down, uncle. What is it?"

Litthsyss looked off. "Sssss. Correction. It was a miscalculation, for she truly thought the Guardian destroyed."

"Father and I attempted to get answers and received little except double talk and mention of secrets from Muckluck."

Granite eyes were keen. "Where is he now?"

"He speaks with the Council in the eighth circle on Skull mountain."

Litthsyss sat in grim silence. "They think to usurp the throne. And well do I know the Guardian planned this dissension among the ranks of Hel."

Obi-Wan propped himself up, amazed. "How do you know all this?"

"I witnessed Eblu'Aranhe strutting along the northern gateway when all the nonsense started. I've been around far too long to be deceived by such ploys."

"Muckluck made veiled threats against grandmother. But surely she's powerful enough to ward off any insurrection."

"One on one they cannot challenge her. But even Llane would be hard pressed to hold off the machinations of them all. And should the Grim Guardians change allegiance the outcome would be in doubt."

Obi-Wan touched his face. "Well, we have our own grim guardian."

Litthsyss laughed softly. "Ha. Even I would not be enthusiastic about tangling with the original titans."

"Can we count on your help?"

"Perhaps. Perhaps not."

Obi-Wan felt his temper flare. "You disloyal...I came to you for help! You're no better than the rest of them. They would topple grandmother from her throne!"

"SSSSS" Litthsyss pulled Obi-Wan close by the collar of his robe.

"Because of blood and affection I have made allowances for thy youth and zeal. But prince though you may be, Chaos yields to none."

Obi-Wan stared, seeing Litthsyss in a different light for the first time.

"You...remind me of father just now" subdued.

The cold eyes narrowed. "How so?"

"He grabbed Muckluck much the same way when grandmother was threatened" Obi-Wan looked down. "I'm sorry. So much has occured at once, and I'm a little stressed out."

Litthsyss released him, gray green eyes burning with intensity. "Youngling, I have a realm to rule as well. Such a burden precludes immediate personal concerns."

Emerald eyes were pleading. "But Limbo isn't in any danger."

"For now. But my realm is ever linked to hers. Should one topple, both shall fall."

"oh" Obi-Wan murmured. He leaned forward in defiance. "Then we'll save both realms!"

Litthsyss sat back, considering. "I may be able to help indirectly, but it must be done with care. Any interference on my part...will break pacts made long ago."

"No more mysteries. Does this pact have anything to do with grandmothers' secret?"

Litthsyss clicked his fangs. "What do you know of it?"

Obi-Wan cracked a pointed smile. "Only that it involves father. And a deception."

Litthsyss said nothing.

"Is this a conspiracy of silence or what! I already know they plot against her because she wasn't able to slay a guardian, but that's only part of the story."

"Your father will gain his answers from the Council."

"Oh? They'll run him around like you're running me. Why are Darklords so suspicious and paranoid?!"

"The nature of the beast. What do you expect from the masters of treachery?"

Obi-Wan had enough. Time for the gauntlet to be thrown. "We suspect the Guardian followed us to the nexus. He quietly watched and then left without making contact. I think it odd a father would retreat in such a manner."

"Obi-Wan..."

"A real father!"

"Enough!"

"No. My father confides in me that he doubts his own senses, that despite what he feels he is told contradictions. But do his instincts lie?"

Litthsyss gave a strange smirk. "Your tongue is poisonous, little Ssarpati. True to your heritage."

"Call me what you like. Grandmother thought to bear a child by Guardian. But she didn't, did she?"

Litthsyss glowered, moving to stand. "You need more rest. Later we will speak more on this matter."

"Let the pact be broken. After all, you and grandmother made it!" Obi-Wan challenged, stopping his motion.

"I'm not deceived, and I don't need to be around the Guardian to know. You all but admitted it outside of helgate. And my instincts are not confused by lies or deceptions, grandfather!!"

"You...I merely stated it was a possibility."

"I felt it since I met you, but kept silence because I was new to godhood."

"You are confused. I am your uncle, and you cannot feel the difference. We are related anyway."

Obi-Wan held the fine face. His voice was soft, now. "I remembered you saying you had rights as well. Why would you mention it if it weren't true?"

Litthsyss eyed him evenly. "And if I were to tell you that it was merely a suspicion of mine?"

"Then I'd call you a liar. This is what they would break Llane with, the fact that she didn't conceive with a guardian."

Litthsyss stared at him so long he wondered if his words were heard. The elder god sighed again, stroking across the smooth forehead.

"There are lies and there are suspicions."

"I don't accept that. I sense you as I sense father."

Litthsyss kissed him.

Obi-Wan persisted. "I know you phrased it cleverly so no pact would be violated. But in my soul and blood I feel the truth."

Litthsyss nuzzled him, nipping along the smooth neck affectionately. Obi-Wan closed his eyes in bliss.

"What am I to do with thee" Litthsyss murmured against soft skin.

Obi-Wan shook himself free of the pleasure a moment. "Tell me the truth. Please? Not the official story you gave at the gate."

Litthsyss took his hands. "No pact can be broken ere the truth is discovered. So be it. For a time Llane and I were lovers, but the fates advised against it. We dismissed their meddling advice and persisted. A serious disagreement developed when she decided to marry the Guardian."

Obi-Wan held his head. "This is getting stranger by the moment."

"Your persistent belief in your instincts will serve you well someday. Know you this, Obi-Wan. Each kind begets its own. Her plans for a cross marriage were doomed from the start, yet the mad hel Queen thought to go against Providence, who proclaims that light and dark cannot intermingle."

"So such unions would be sterile?"

"If they ever were to occur. Hers was the first and most likely last. When she was with child, I knew. But because of a wretched pact I agreed upon, I could but watch in silence as she passed your father off to Elbu'Aranhe. Perhaps in retrospect some of his rage was due to uncertainty regarding his parentage. The Fates said any offspring we engendered would merge our characteristics, to the possible ruination of reality. It nearly came to pass when your father bound the Fates."

"The dragon" Obi-Wan said under his breath.

"Aye, for Eblu'Aranhe is a stallion in spirit form. Such cannot beget dragon."

Obi-Wan rolled his eyes. "Sometimes the most obvious clues escape me."

Litthsyss held him tightly. "No so obvious with hel on the brink of war. But the Guardians don't desire war."

"What?!!"

"A good trick, worthy of a son of light. But none deceive the serpent."

Obi-Wan stared hard at his elder. "After all this uproar and the armies of hel at the ready...how can you say that?"

"They've achieved their revenge, although they pretend not to ascribe to such motivations. Carefully has this unfolded. No doubt Eblu'Aranhe has been recovering for some time, but he was too dissipated to sense. With his recovery the guardians realized Quogan is not of their blood. Clearly Eblu'Aranhe was still uncertian, despite the dictates of Providence. He followed you to see if you were family."

Emerald eyes were wide in comprehension. "So when he sensed we weren't his, he left. That's why he observed us without interfering!"

Litthsyss nodded. "What the fates have writ large, all are aware of. The guardians reacted so strongly when thee and thy father crashed their gates because most fear the dragon. His destiny is destruction and they perceived it as a portent to apocalypse."

"Ironically, it was just a blunder that appeared more significant than it really was."

"True. But a chain reaction was set in motion. Angels dared walk our borders to ensure ancient pacts of peace between our kind."

"I thought heaven and hel were permanently sealed off by the fates?"

"True. However, dimensional loops allow access to those with the knowledge. They cannot pierce our mystic barriers, nor we theirs. But interdimensional corridors run parallel to both realms. Properly used, enemies can spy."

"No wonder paranoia went off the charts. Grandfather, we must act."

"Wrong, my wa'bee. You must act. For I sense the end to this drama is near."

"But-"

"Your father needs no protection, least of all from me. But methinks he desires you at his side."

"Will you tell him? You might be surprised at the difference. I know how I felt once I knew my true father."

Granite eyes flashed in appreciation. "I will consider it."



Qui-Gon paced as the circle of Darklords watched him.

"The Queen clearly is the key to this mystery. But until she reappears..."

Phunk blew through his pig snout. It flipped up. "If she reappears. Should that be the case...I think it is time we decided who next should rule Hel."

"Beware" Qui-Gon warned again. His eyes glowed.

"I agree" Freek crossed her goat legs. "We can't afford to wait."

Qui-Gon went over to her. "You will wait as long as I say-"

And longer than that, my son.

An earsplitting boom shook the ground. An angry goddess burst upon them, crackling with power. Fearsome she was in bright red body armor and black cape. Her headdress resembled a horned wolf.

Blue eyes were lit. "Dogs. Steal my throne if you dare."

Qui-Gon stood at her side. "Mother, you are well?"

"Aye, my son. I had much rediscovery recently."

That is not concluded, o Queen Skumm thundered. Starting with the deception of thy Council.

"Stupid rhino. You refer to the guardian? I know he lives, for is he not truly immortal?"

Frenzee shook his antlers in a threatening gesture. "And did you not proclaim to have done the unthinkable, slay a lord of light?"

Llane paused. "An error from which hel shall recover."

Stoankold glared at her. "I think not. The guardians do laugh at us now, and we have lost face."

The dark goddess snarled. "They laugh at nothing, for I laid years of suffering at their feet."

Kookk crashed the ground with her scaly tail. She eyed Qui-Gon. "Oh? Shall we break the pact and speak our minds?" Her wild eyes spun in every direction.

"Treachery" Qui-Gon gestured, forming spiked dragon armor about himself in shades of purple and deep blue.

"Break them at your peril!" Llane warned. "For once sworn to your Queen..."

"Sworn no more. And the Guardian knows the truth!!" Muckluck bellowed, hair sparking with fire.



In Limbo, Obi-Wan and Litthsyss witnessed the scene in the mystic flames.

"I must go, grandfather. The Council moves to attack."

Granite eyes flashed. "I suspected it would come to this" Litthsyss gestured.

"Begone, my firebrand!"

Obi-Wan disappeared in a clap of thunder. Litthsyss retreated to his armory.

"Chaos did beget, and chaos shall finish."



The Council pressed in.

"I think it's time for a change" Kookk moved forward.

Frenzee screeched a wailing, irritating sound. "Now is OUR time!! Attack, ye Darklords!!"

The infernal circle advanced.

"Fools!!" Llane spat. Spheres of power formed around her hands.

Qui-Gon stood tall, forming a black blade in his hand. "Come, then. One at a time or all together."

THOOM!!

Obi-Wan appeared between them. The demon lords hesitated, startled..

"How now! What is this?!" Phunk pointed. "Stand aside, stripling. We take the throne!"

Obi-Wan assessed the situation quickly. "Like hel" he crackled with green flame.

Dumm'azz held out long arms. "We have the edge here. Now lets-"

He never finished. Llane blasted him, sending the hel lord flying.

Pis'doff lunged. "Rush them!!" he bellowed.

KABOOM!!

"Now what?!" Qui-Gon shouted as they prepared to fight. White flame exploded between them all.

"Bah! A poor trick. It won't save you!!" Freek yelled. "And now, my brethren-"

HOLD, YE DARKSPAWN. I WOULD HAVE AUDIENCE!

"What the frack?!" Obi-Wan shielded his eyes. He lowered his flame axe. They all stood back from the blinding column of fire.

"I know that voice!" Llane shouted in disbelief.

Qui-Gon was numb. "I heard it but once."

Brilliant and bold, Eblu'Aranhe stalked from white flames. Black curls flowed to his shoulders, navy blue eyes keen. His silver armor gleamed.

"Greetings, sweet wife. It's been a long time, no?"

There was a beat of stunned silence. Obi-Wan found his voice.

"You aren't amusing, guardian. Leave us to our own affairs."

Eblu'Aranhe regarded him. "This is my affair, Ssarpati. But someone else holds my attention" he turned to Qui-Gon.

Qui-Gon stared, reaching out with his senses. His eyes glowed.

Eblu'Aranhe returned the stare. Power flowed between them. It was an examination.

"NO. Desist, I command it!" Llane shouted, leaping between the two.

"Ha. Now does the hel queen herself fear the truth" Skumm noted. "Now will our suspicions become confirmed."

The Guardian smiled. "Suspicion, Darklord? Truth! You've been played for fools."

Qui-Gon stood back. He had his answer now.

"Guardian, stand fast. Don't think to instigate more strife."

"Ha! Now we know" Muckluck shrieked in glee. "Thee has lied, Queen. Your marriage to the guardian was barren! Providence holds."

"Stand back, all of you!" Llane shouted. "Eblu'Aranhe, leave! What do you hope to accomplish. The past is buried!"

"Oh? Strange words for a tender reunion. But I am satisfied seeing you lose face and credibility. It cannot be recaptured."

"Guardian, you press your luck" Obi-Wan reminded him.

"Agreed" Freek stated. "We'll take it from here. What happens next is none of your concern."

The darklings closed on the Lightlord. In this they were united in purpose.

"A gang attack? Typical scum."

Llane stepped forward hurling a bolt of mystic force. Elbu'Aranhe countered. Their power deflected, careening across the mountain top and shattering the western face.

"That it, woman? I don't fear you or your hysterics. Whatever you do I can counter!"

"Then you are still a fool" Llane snarled, shifting. A black wolf leaped at the Guardians' throat.

Skumm grinned. "This is entertaining. Let them battle first, then we do cleanup."

"Not without a head" Obi-Wan lifted his flame axe high.

"My so called 'father'" Qui-Gon spat. "He attempted to destroy me!"

"Patience, dragon" Obi-Wan whispered. Qui-Gon stared at him.

//What do you know?//

/Everything. This isn't over./

D'Generit chittered loudly. "Oh, I do love watching a good fight!"

"I'll put up five pieces of gold" Muckluck laughed.

"Fifteen!" Skumm.

"Twenty!" Kookk.

Stoankold laughed. "The Queen struggles!"

The Guardian grabbed Llane by the scruff and heaved her over the mountain top.

"Farewell, dear wife. I do repay thy past affection."

Qui-Gon burst into flame, words lost now. He strode towards the guardian, dark blade raised.

"If the wolf tore thee in pieces can the dragon do less?"

The Lightlord spun, barely avoiding the thrust as the blade sliced the air.

In heaven, the Guardians cringed.

The Darklords cackled with glee at Llanes' predicament. Angry now, Obi-Wan turned and hurled his mystic axe. It sliced through their ranks, cleaving Kookk across her legs. Muckluck was clipped in the head. Stoankold lost the tip of his nose, shrieking. Phunk and Pis'doff dived for cover, and D'Generit leaped in the air to avoid losing her feet. Frenzee had an antler cracked off. Freek got off relatively unharmed with singed hair. Skumm had a gaping wound in his thick skin, while the gangly Dumm'azz had a knee slashed. The axe arced in the air and returned to Obi-Wans' hand. He spun to help his father...

And couldn't move. His motion was stopped along with everyone else. Even the Guardian was motionless in his position at the edge of the mountain top.

Qui-Gon stood with his arms held high in mid swing. "What madness is this?!" he shouted in frustration.

The Darklords were locked in various positions. "Treachery!!" Dumm'azz screamed.

"Some black trick by the Queen" Pisdoff snuffed.

"Eblu'Aranhe is mine. Let none interfere."

"Show yourself!" the Light Lord challenged.

"You need not look far, Guardian!"

Obi-Wan gawked in disbelief. I don't believe this...

The skies cracked open. Jagged lighting flared in a deafening roar, as the landscape lost all color to black and white.

The immortals squinted in the wild and stark contrast. Another peal in the atmosphere. A flaming comet of blue fire struck the ground, the only color evident now.

Nor did it return, save for the dark figure within. Litthsyss.

Obi-Wan looked at him. What??

Qui-Gon himself was speechless, eyes wide in disbelief.

The mighty darklord strode at the Guardian, granite eyes ablaze with helfire. Power sizzled from his imposing form, creating a nimbus of orange energy that emitted from his dark blue cape. The gold green body armor gleamed against black shoulder and leg shields. A huge headpiece of coiled serpents lay about his head.

Outside of his own father Obi-Wan doubted any single being could look more intimidating.

Litthsyss gave a fanged smile. "We meet again. You were a fool to come here."

"I fear thee not, Chaos. The dragon knows the truth."

Litthsyss glanced briefly at Qui-Gon. "Good. I am done with pacts" he shouted at the skies.

"Let all know across eternity then, that Litthsyss be father to Quogan. So be it!"

Another deafening wrack shook the mountain at his pronouncement. The Darklords winced.

"What! The Queen will pay!" Dumm'azz piped up.

Litthsyss turned. "Suitable punishment is already arranged for you. Be silent."

The demon lord had his mouth stopped.

Obi-Wan watched his father. Qui-Gon never took his eyes off Litthsyss.

Armor clad hands gripped the throat of the Guardian. "You come to the heart of hel after inspiring paranoia and treachery. The hypocrasy of your kind never ceases to amaze me. Your appetite for vengeance was such that you would come here alone?! Fool. Your power holds no sway here."

"I am as supreme in my power as you are in yours, worm" Eblu'Aranhe snapped. "Release me or the war you feared will come to pass."

"Nag from heaven, there will be no war. I send thee home. Give sweet greetings to your father for me."

Grabbing the Guardian by the collar of his armor, Litthsyss spun faster and faster until he created a vortex. He heaved Eblu'Aranhe, hurling him like a shotput across the ether and out of hel, a streaking white trail of fire.

Color returned to the grim landscape. The immortals found their motion had returned.

Obi-Wan nearly fell over from his awkward position. Qui-Gon himself had overbalanced, almost toppling.

The Darklords felt their wounds. They appeared quite contrite now.

"Hail, great Chaos. We salute your victory" Skumm gave him a high sign.

"And ours" Frenzee piped in.

"Yes, truly a momentous day in the annals of hel" Freek rushed to say.

"It will be written and recorded thus" Stoankold added.

"You bunch of phonies!" Obi-Wan shouted at them.

Qui-Gon approached, giving him a bear hug. "I sense my sons' subtle influence in this outcome."

Obi-Wan glowed. "Who, me?"

"There will be no conflict" Muckluck limped.

Litthsyss laughed coldly. "You think to get off so easily?" he snapped his fingers.

The mountain itself shook with the force of an earthquake. Rolling motion moved their way. Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan glanced over the mountain edge.

The Grim Guardians were coming.

The Darklords sensed it. Phunk raced over to Litthsyss. "Hold, mighty one. Reconsider. The Grim ones need not be involved."

"Oh?" Litthsyss examined his long nails idly.

"Surely you aren't going to hold a little...misunderstanding against us" D'Generit reasoned.

"They rationalize anything, don't they?" Obi-Wan asked his father.

"It's always been their way. But it hardly matters now. See, they come!"

The towering titans rolled to the base of the mountain.

How may we be of service, o Chaos? Ssaurik thundered, his lizardlike body shifting in motion.

Litthsyss shouted down at them. "Take out the trash. Entertain them. You know what to do."

Korpidann reached up with her huge claws, grabbing the Darklords. They howled in protest as she retreated down the mountain face with them in tow. Orengu lifted to the skies, nearly blotting them out with her wingspan. Zyklos led, waving his humungous club and pointing the way. Taurbuss brought up the rear as once again they faded into the deep gloom.

Obi-Wan approached Litthsyss. "Are they all needed, grandfather?"

The snake god nodded. "Aye, for the Darklords cannot be underestimated, despite the Grim ones size."

Qui-Gon looked about. "We must find the Queen."

"She is here."

They all turned. Llane climbed over the other edge of the mountain peak. She was bedraggled and bruised.

"Llane" Litthsyss went to her, embracing.

She leaned into him. "Well tossed, brother. I am weary, for the events of the past few days have taken a toll."

He kissed her across her face. She nuzzled him. "They know, Llane. Everything."

The hel queen looked her son and grandson over. "And do you pass judgement?"

Qui-Gon shook his head. "No, because you never denied me. I feel as if a burden has been released from my soul, and..." he choked, looking at Litthsyss.

The voice was gentle. "Come, my wa'bee" he held his arms out.

Qui-Gon embraced him tightly. For the first time in years, he cried.

Litthsyss soothed him, stroking the monstrous braid. "Shush. So many times I wanted to claim thee and be done with it, but my word was my bond. The plan against the Guardians would be ruined."

Obi-Wan found his own face suspiciously wet. Llane walked over to him. Her blue eyes glowed as she touched his cheek.

"You are not surprised. Methinks my saucy grandson helped create this scene."

Obi-Wan laughed. "Well, maybe just a little. But-" he stopped, looking at his father with concern.

Qui-Gon had completely collapsed, heaving against Litthsyss. They sat on the ground as Litthsyss murmured in his ear gently.

"Father!" Obi-Wan moved towards him. Llane pulled him back.

"No, Obi-Wan. They both need this. And it provides closure for me, as well."

He hooked her arm. "Grandmother, your wounds need attending."

"I'll lean on the mighty Ssarpati in the meantime" her eyes teased over high cheekbones.



A week had passed. The first family of hel finished a hearty meal of soul. They drank wine in the parlor while playing poker.

"I must thank you all for helping to return the circles to normal" Llane stated, sipping from a goblet. "It would have taken a month for me otherwise."

"No charge" Obi-Wan said brightly. He had a good hand.

"A welcome change of pace, Llane" Litthsyss replied. "It was refreshing to move souls instead of toss them."

Llane laughed. "Perhaps we can swap. It would certainly shock the guardians."

"Not to breach a sore subject mother" Qui-Gon wondered, "but what of your marriage to the Guardian?"

"Anulled in celestial court by his family long ago. I saw no reason to contest it. Once Eblu'Aranhe betrayed me I no longer loved him."

"How long will the Inner Circle be punished?"

"Amazing what a few days with the Grim ones will do for your perspective. I'll have them fished out by next week."

Obi-Wan giggled. "I can see why the fates want them in the hel deep. Just looking at them makes you want to quit!"

"They are demoralizing" Litthsyss smiled, shuffling the deck.

Llane remembered something. "The Walk of Bones! I forgot to repair it. The skeletal warriors will be everywhere."

Qui-Gon smiled at his son. "A project for Obi-Wan."

Sandy red eyebrows lifted at him.



In deepest hel they went. Obi-Wan saw the familiar rough terrain and soupy deep atmosphere. Skulls were still littered everywhere but the bridge was gone. In place of the passageway was a gigantic yawning chasm that encompassed the lowest pit. They turned at a sound.

A helcat bounded their way, large tufted ears up and alert. The keen golden eyes were in stark contrast to a brilliant orange pelt. The tail was forked.

Obi-Wan pointed. "A helcat! Here?"

"Hold, Obi-Wan. He would tell us something."

The great beast padded close. "Greetings, lords. Xasu brings news."

"It must be of import, for you are out of the eighth circle" Qui-Gon replied.

The cat nodded. "Aye. Word about is that you seek the stray skeletal warriors? Nearly in every circle save the first they run. We helcats have been chasing them for days."

Obi-Wan was curious. "Xasu, can they be gathered in such a manner?"

The cat laughed, tucking his tail neatly as he sat. "Surely you jest, prince. The skeletal ones are far too numerous to be contained in such a fashion. They make up so much ground the minute you herd one group, another breaks free."

"Where are they most numerous?" Qui-Gon asked.

"Difficult to say for certain, o King. Look, Verba has caught one now!"

They watched as another helcat cantered nearby carrying a bone warrior in its jaws. The creature shouted as they went along.

"Let go of me, you overgrown housecat! And take it easy with those teeth. Not so tight! I'm delicate-"

The warrior continued to complain as he was taken from sight.

Obi-Wan laughed. "I get the subtle impression he doesn't want to go back."

Xasu grinned. "It's like this in every circle, Prince. They fuss and carp the entire time. No matter. But a humble suggestion. Perhaps a spell of containment would gather them all in one location. Then you could reform the Walk of Bones."

Qui-Gon stroked the long ears. "Well said, Xasu. When the next coronation of a courtier is due, I want you at the castle. You have my personal invitation."

The cat purred and rubbed against him. "My gratitude, lord Quogan."

Qui-Gon patted his back. "Away with you. Back to the eighth circle."

"I go!" The helcat bounded off like a shot. Obi-Wan watched in appreciation the grace and power of the lithe form.

"They are beautiful and intelligent" Qui-Gon stated. "The helcats have a unique perspective on things. You should talk to them sometimes."

Obi-Wan continued to watch the retreating form now nearly out of sight. "I think I will. I kind of like Xasu."

Qui-Gon observed the bottomless canyon. He kicked a skull aside. "Now I want you cast a spell."

Obi-Wan stared at him. "But...I don't know how. I mean, what am I supposed to do?"

"Fly above the canyon. I'll tell you no more" Qui-Gon sat down on a rock.

"Thanks for nothing, father" Obi-Wan glared. He took to the air.

"Just think" Qui-Gon shouted after him.



Obi-Wan floated high. He looked down into endless nothingness and dark. The surrounding canyon walls faded into it.

Now what?

Perplexed, he looked about. No clues anywhere.

Father said think.

He closed his eyes. Nothing.

Maybe I'm thinking too hard.

//Focus on the task at hand.//

/How?/

//Focus and call forth your power.//

Obi-Wan closed his eyes again. He assumed a lotus position. It wasn't necessary, but he felt more comfortable.

Bone warriors. Assemble. Reform. Come.

Red lighting laced the skies around him, crashing into the canyon below.

Obi-Wan felt something, holding his arms out wide. Deep within his mind a memory surfaced. He spoke it.

"Since time's dawn first came to hel, souls deep cast in this well. Those evil and dark with hearts of stone, thus cast their lot as walk of bone!!"

The skies split and heaved with thundrous crack. Hurricane like gale swept the region.

And then they came.

Through rifts in the sky flew untold skeletons, hollow sockets aflame. They rained in countless number, swirling amidst the gale.

Obi-Wan opened glowing eyes. His cape and braid whipped about wildly in the tempest. A gesture at the canyon below.

By the billions and billions skeltons swirled, fused and fixed into position as the passageway reformed, growing and swelling in size.

And from the nearby mountain ledge, Qui-Gon beamed with pride.

A final crash of rolling thunder, it was done. The Walk of Bones had returned.

Obi-Wan stared at his hands, wondering at his handiwork. He looked down a mile. The cavernous chasm was now crossed by a bone bridge that faded into infinity.

I did that?!

//You did. Come alight by me, I am proud.//

Gazing once more at the newly reformed bridge, he rejoined his father.



Qui-Gon all but pulled him from the air as he flew near.

Wild kisses over his eyes. "I knew you could do it, Obi-Wan. An excellent spell."

His son was flushed. "But I don't understand how I knew what to do. It was strange...I was seeing things in my mind."

"Like what?"

"Brief, fleeting images...like in fast forward. Ancient times, I think. Hel was a lot emptier, and the terrain was not as divided. There were a lot of dinosaur like creatures. The skeletal warriors were just a pile, like a small mountain."

Qui-Gon kissed his cheek. "Those memories are from your primal mind, which you have inherited from your lineage. And you are correct, Obi-Wan. Those images are of hel at the beginning. The very first souls to come here were merely a loose pile of bones."

"But how did the bridge come about?"

"In antiquity hel had one uniform terrain. There were constant power struggles among the Darklords that resulted in wars."

Obi-Wan grinned. "Bet I know who came out on top."

His father laughed. "Of course. Anyway, once rulership had been decided, the Darklords divided the terrain into their own region or 'circle'."

"So the Lords put their own mystic 'touch' on each domain." Obi-Wan concluded.

"An interesting point of view, my Obi. Each circle reflects the personality of the ruler."

"And the Walk of Bones?"

"Llane decided they would make an imposing hel army. The souls were bound within their bones and the bridge was formed. Of course, it wasn't nearly the spectacle then as it is now. In the beginning it had only one row."

Obi-Wan looked about the craggy landscape. "What about all the loose bones and skulls lying about?"

"Foolish souls that thought to escape hel. They lie broken as an example to the others."

"Can these speak? I notice their eyes don't glow at all."

"Touch a skull."

Obi-Wan picked up one. The eye sockets immediately burned with flame.

"Oh Prince, I am so glad you came to my rescue. It was terrible, terrible!"

Obi-Wan spoke to the thing. "Oh? And what's your story?"

"Well, I was stuck in that dreadful bridge. But I managed to escape."

"What's your name?"

"Brick Ublestein. I was a captain on a ship."

"A starship?"

"What's a starship? I sailed the great seas."

Obi-Wan considered the time frame. "Where are you from originally?"

"East side New Garrick, on Selaris. Nice little planet to live on."

Obi-Wan palmed the skull. "So why are you over here all broken?"

"I shouldn't even be here. They courtmartialed me, can you believe it?! Said I abandoned the ship and left my crew to die."

Impressions flooded Obi-Wans' mind as he felt the sins of the soul.

"Uh huh, sure."

"It's true!" the hollow sockets flared with fire. "I was hung by my peers, so they say. Should I be grateful for that? A rope is a rope. They all kill!"

"An injustice, naturally" Qui-Gon stated.

"Oh yes. And there was that shipment of medical supplies for the children. If it weren't for me, they would still be sick!"

"Really."

"I worked my men hard to get that delivery across the sea in time to stop the epidemic-"

"Unlike this epidemic of lies" Obi-Wan snorted.

The skull blazed again. "No lies, Prince. It was all a mistake. The ship struck aground, and I sent my crew inland to save them. Meanwhile I stayed aboard. You know, the Captain goes down with his ship and all..."

Obi-Wan rolled his eyes. "Are you done? We're about to get hit by flying bull. Shall I recite the truth?"

Sheets of flame erupted from the skull.

"I thought so. If you are so pure and noble, why do you lie broken in deep hel? Don't you think so colossal a blunder would be noticed?"

The soul started up again. "I agree there. It's clearly politics that landed me in this mess. You see, I was once friends with the judges' wife. He thought we were having an affair. All lies, of course. Anyway, his cousin was baliff-"

"Enough" Obi-Wan held the bony jaws shut. "Here's the truth. You were transporting contraband and were discovered by the law. You shot down your own men in cold blood so there would be no split. To compound the crime you dumped their bodies in the ocean. You injured yourself and told the authorities the crew attacked and left."

Bony jaws clacked."No no no..."

"There was one problem with your story. You didn't have time to put the contraband somewhere safe. And a crewman survived and testified against you for a lighter sentence. Paybacks are...hel, aren't they?"

The skull nearly leaped from his hand. "That no good scuzzbag, Leedo!! I should've sliced his guts when I had the chance. If it weren't for that weasel, I might still be alive! My alibi would've stuck too, and I could get out in seven years and still be a rich man!"

Obi-Wan lifted an eyebrow. "You are dead, and a damned soul in hel. Where's your money?"

The mad soul attempted to bite him.

"Such temper" Qui-Gon mocked. "Perhaps a vacation would do you good."

The skull turned in his direction and snapped again.

"I know of a good place" the hel king continued, pointing at the black abyss. "Down there I understand it's very warm. A lively neighborhood, too. Public activities are for everyone. Soothe yourself in the boiling lava lakes or chat with the pit vipers. Enjoy the cool, damp comfort of bitter earth as the dark dogs bury you. Make friends with the poison toads as they lay eggs and croak obscene lyrics."

The skull flew from Obi-Wans' hand, insane and frenzied. Qui-Gon caught it in midair.

"Goodbye" he said simply, hurling the skull into the bleak gloom. It shrieked as it became a pinpoint and disappeared.

"You can't do this to meeeeeeeeeeee....."

Obi-Wan peered into the deep. "Sucker."



Qui-Gon returned to the castle awhile later where Llane greeted him in wolf form.

He kneeled next to her, stroking her fur. "Hel is fully restored, mother."

She licked him. True. And I saw my grandson reconstruct the bridge. I've never been more proud, for it was his first major spell. Where is he, by the way?

"At the gateway. He speaks with father. I'd better catch up."

Llane padded around him slowly, sniffing. He pushed her nose away.

"Enough of that, mother."

Her nose crinkled in a smile. Change shape. I thought perhaps we could play a bit in my lair.

Qui-Gon ruffled her tail in affection. "Hopeless!"

Bold as ever, Llane rooted her nose in his crotch. Her tail thumped.

Aye, change!"

Qui-Gon rolled her over. "Not today, witch. Behave!"

The black she wolf lay on her back, tongue lolled out. Oh well. I tried!

Qui-Gon laughed, rubbing her stomach.



Obi-Wan spoke with Litthsyss at the Gateway. The elder god sat atop his throne.

"Now aren't you glad you told father?" emerald eyes teased.

Litthsyss smiled. "Indeed. Perhaps you are wiser than us all."

Obi-Wan grinned. "I don't know about that. But I do know it makes a difference having the truth acknowledged. Sometimes knowing isn't enough."

"Agreed. When his instincts led him true, I led him astray. I do regret it."

Obi-Wan took his hands. "I don't think he cares. And your declaration meant more to him than he knows."

Litthsyss moved forward, nuzzling him. He purred softly as he spoke. "I suffered the indignity of having my son raised by others and falsely given to a guardian. It filled me with rage."

Obi-Wan closed his eyes as the soft lips brushed his neck. "I...ah..."

A stab. "None will ever lay claim falsely again."

"Oh" Obi-Wan said weakly as Litthsyss sipped his blood. He felt the dizzy rush of the sharing.

"Grandfather" he whispered, shivering with heat. He clutched the strong back.

//I wanted to kiss thee in Limbo.//

/I...feel so out of control. Can't focus.../

//I am Chaos. All levels of existence I disrupt.//

"Including...the mental and spiritual" Obi-Wan gasped with pleasure.

"Of course" Litthsyss murmured against his throat. Obi-Wan leaned into him as he pulled up.

"Your blood is as sweet as that tender body" Litthsyss looked into his eyes.

Obi-Wan couldn't think of a thing to say. His mind was in turmoil, heat racing to his groin.

Litthsyss slowly turned and sat upon his throne again. "Methinks I forget myself" granite green eyes lowered gently on Obi-Wan.

Obi-Wan panted, trying to regain his composure. "I have a question."

"Again? Now what."

"Something in Limbo made me weak. That's why I collapsed. But what caused that to happen?"

"The perpetual rain in Limbo is no ordinary water. It has special mystic properties that sap the will and drain the body. The strength of the lost souls becomes the strength of the realm."

"I wasn't exhausted like that the first time I visited!"

"You weren't exposed long enough. In the future you will know to shield yourself."

"Oh."

"Any other questions?"

"No. Just a comment. It was nice seeing you and father together like that."

"It was real. There's a difference."

"At first I had the impression you just wanted to jump his bones."

"With a body like that? Of course I do!" Litthsyss curled his tongue out.

"You're a pervert. Not to mention a freak."

"Naturally. So is he. So are you."

Obi-Wan shook his head. "We're a family of lunatics."

"I sensed his fatigue and wanted to hold him in his sleep."

"Was that your only intent when you squeezed between us in bed?"

Litthsyss was smug. "Not necessarily. But his primary need at the time was rest. When he was a wolfling I held him in much the same manner."

Obi-Wan had a mental picture of that. "It must have been gratifying."

"It was. Perhaps I should sing thee to sleep. The spell cast to repair the bone bridge has fatigued you."

"I don't feel tired."

"Your strength is depleted, I say" he shifted to serpent form. "Come here."

"What?"

"Sssssit over there, in the moss. I will ssssing."

Obi-Wan shrugged but complied. He sat crosslegged in a large patch of moss.

Litthsyss curled around him, his sinuous body making a pallet. "Now lie back among my coils."

Obi-Wan did so. The scales reflected every color, as usual. He stared at the sparkling skin. Litthsyss tickled the silky neck with his forked tongue.

Obi-Wan wiggled at the sensations. "You didn't tell me you could sing."

"You didn't ask. Silence."

Obi-Wan sat impatiently. Litthsyss bobbed and weaved gently, making a strange singsong in his throat. Obi-Wan eased down further into the large coils. They were warm and soft.

"This isn't going to work. I'm fine!"

Litthsyss ignored him, puffing and swelling as he sang. Obi-Wan began to drift off. The song was eerie and melodious, dancing in his mind and weaving through his soul.

"I tell you, I'm not...tired" eyelids drooped as he plopped down into the coils. He didn't see the smiling figure of his father approaching.



Qui-Gon walked to the mouth of the Gate. Obi-Wan lay asleep inside a mound of coils. Litthsyss continued to sing quietly. The serpentine head turned at his approach.

"Ho, father. Now this is an amusing sight. My son, asleep inside your coils!"

"He looks so very small like this" Litthsyss curled his tail. "It is reminiscent of another I held so long ago. One that I longed to call my own."

Qui-Gon was silent a moment. "I remember. But it's rectified now and I am content."

"I am still thy father first, above all. Come here!"

Qui-Gon blinked. "What?!" disbelief.

"Come. You need rest also."

"Father I'm too old to sing to sleep!"

The serpentine head lay atop Obi-Wan. "This one said the same thing."

Qui-Gon grinned. Obi-Wan looked very young in his pose of complete trust. He had curled in tightly.

"I'm still too old."

"I think not" swift as lighting, Litthsyss whipped his tail out between Qui-Gons' legs. He bounced his son.

Qui-Gon laughed despite himself. "That's a dirty trick, father!"

"There are tricks and then there are tricks" he coiled his remaining length around his son, pulling him in. Obi-Wan never stirred.

"He is out" Qui-Gon noticed, wrapped up completely. "Let me go, father! This is ridiculous. I don't need rest."

Litthsyss began his song again. //I disagree.//

Qui-Gon attempted to struggle, but found his limbs suddenly heavy. His eyes began to close as Litthsyss sang in his ear. He fell forward.

Seconds later he was out as well, alongside Obi-Wan in a nest of coils.

"Children!" Litthsyss said to himself, laughing.



Qui-Gon woke first. He could barely move. Obi-Wan had tucked under his chin.

//I almost hate to wake him.//

//Then don't.//

Qui-Gon turned his face slightly. Litthsyss had coiled his head behind their backs.

"I wondered what happened to the talking end" Qui-Gon teased.

Litthsyss yawned. "Still here" he tickled along the muscular torso with forked tongue.

Qui-Gon closed his eyes, belly clenching from the delightful sensations. Blissfully he fell back into the sinuous form.

"When my soul was liberated I felt whole. When you declared me across eternity I felt complete."

"It is so. For I too feel a burden lifted. Your wise son did say it first."

"What did I say?" Obi-Wan blinked. He was snug against Qui-Gon.

"Only that immortals can be foolish" Litthsyss answered.

"Grandfather, I have another question."

Litthsyss sighed. "Does this ever end?"

"I've often wondered myself" Qui-Gon looked at his son. "The more questions he asks, the more he has."

Obi-Wan pulled the sinuous head around. "It isn't that bad. That fresco in your ceiling...the painting? Why did it move and change?"

"Oh, the Script of days? It merely shows the heirarchy of the primal powers."

Obi-Wan shook his head. "I saw the symbols of the other lords as well on both sides."

"The principle powers also" Litthsyss supplied.

"I saw you and grandmother first with your guardian counterparts. Then I saw myself and father. Our images were more refined."

"Llane and I are primeval beings, and our symbology is simpler."

"Oh."

"Now are you finished with questions, my firebrand? I would sing again."

"Oh no you don't!" Qui-Gon clamped his head under an armpit. "We'll be sleeping forever fooling with you."

"MUUmmphf. Nob fair."

Obi-Wan laughed. "How long are you going to do that, father?"

"Until he promises not to sing again. Well?"

Litthsyss was still snuffled. "I probise."

Qui-Gon let him go, laughing. Litthsyss howled in hysteria.

"A coil across two well developed backsssides should do."

Obi-Wan attempted to stand. "Now wait a minute, I didn't do anything..."

"Not yet!" a long tail swung out. They leaped from the constricting form just in time, somersaulting in the air.

"Missed" Qui-Gon grinned.

"Have a care, dragon. I may pluck your pretty hide."

"Maybe I should tie your coils in a knot. Then would Chaos be in chaos."

"Chaos would put you over his knee" Litthsyss shifted his form. The elder god laughed again, hands on hips.

"He must have been a handful as a child" Obi-Wan teased. Qui-Gon threw him a look.

"Not for me he wasn't" granite green eyes glinted. "Although I did spend most of the time pulling stones from his throat. Your father had a propensity for eating everything in sight as a wolfling. Poison toads, fire scorpions, it didn't seem to matter. Once he had a jawbone stuck in his teeth."

Obi-Wan cracked up. "Grandmother said the same thing!!"

Qui-Gon rolled his eyes. "Does everyone have to tell that story?!"



They said their goodbyes. Litthsyss returned to his serpent form again.

"SSSSSsssss. Do let me give thee an escort thisss time."

Qui-Gon frowned. "What are you talking about?"

"Thissssss" swift as lightning a scaly tail encircled them both.

"Wait, grandfather!" Obi-Wan squirmed.

"Time to leave the nesssst" Litthsyss hissed. "Have a nice trip."

And with that the mighty tail heaved them out into the universe.

They sailed across the void of space. Momentum shot them across galaxies in the blink of an eye. Minutes later they entered the atmosphere of Urus and crashed into a lake.

The two darklings swam hard to the surface.

"Grandfather...has a weird sense of humor" Obi-Wan spluttered as they bobbed at the top. The spiky hair was rakish.

Qui-Gons' braid came loose in the water. "I think we've been had."

Obi-Wan watched the hair flow in the water. "You look like a mermaid."

Qui-Gon dunked him.



They changed into 'mortal' clothes again, simple tech uniforms. Inconspicuously they walked through the park in the waning sunlight.

"It's nearly evening. What a beautiful sunset" Obi-Wan admired the multicolored skies.

Qui-Gon looked into bright emerald eyes that contrasted with the suns' dim glow. "And a lovely son" he held the fine face.

Obi-Wan blushed. He leaned forward, lips plump. Fingers combed the train of hair down the broad back.

A warm mouth brushed his. Qui-Gon nuzzled, his voice heavy now with lust.

"Come" he said deeply. Blue eyes bored into his lover.

Obi-Wan looked up through his lashes. In silence Qui-Gon pulled him along a winding bike trail into the deeper wood. The sun was nearly gone now. Birds could be heard in the treetops. When they reached a heavy thicket full of fragrant flowers, Qui-Gon stopped.

Obi-Wan reached out, unbuttoning his shirt. Strong hands slipped underneath, squeezing and stroking the muscled torso and pecs. Qui-Gon arched back, groaning.

"You are perfect, love" Obi-Wan whispered. He licked the exposed chest, sliding down to his knees. Pointed tongue lapped the navel, poking it..

Qui-Gon gasped, eyes pinched shut in pleasure. "More."

"All you desire" hot eyes looked up as the wet mouth worked lower. Obi-Wan continued to watch Qui-Gon as his lips teased and taunted hot flesh. The pants were next. The spiky head rubbed against a stiffening groin.

"SSSSssss!!" Pointed nails slipped through the silky hair. "You drive me mad, Obi-Wan!"

Obi-Wan pulled and stroked himself as he sucked heavy material over a mound of crotch. He lapped around the zipper, tasting seeping salt.

Qui-Gon roared as strong hips jerked. "Wench! Hurry, before I burst!"

"SSssssss."

Clawlike nails ripped pant legs from the thick thighs. Obi-Wan fanged the zipper hook, tearing it open. He swallowed the massive cock whole, slurping with gusto. The heavy legs heaved and twitched as Qui-Gon strained to hold his orgasm. Obi-Wan wrapped his arms around, gripping the muscled ass while his lips pulled the cockhead. Qui-Gon quivered, sweat rolling down his back. Weak with pleasure he fell to the ground.

Obi-Wan pounced, impatiently tearing his own shirt away and throwing it in the grass. The shapely chest heaved with moisture, tender nipples poking. Qui-Gon immediately reached up and pinched them. Obi-Wan opened his legs wide as he straddled, wiggling straining cocks together. The plump ass bounced across trembling thighs.

They were both wet now. "Want it?!" Obi-Wan hissed, tongue curling wantonly in the air. His own cock swayed heavily over Qui-Gon, dripping clear beads.

Qui-Gon flushed, looking hot through his lashes. The big body glazed with sweat as he pulled Obi-Wans' cock slowly, milking the pre-cum and rubbing it over his belly.

"Ssssss" deep eyes were lidded. "You know I want it. Give it to me!!"

Obi-Wan slinked his hips, grinding them close. He reached between them, squeezing the heavy sacs. Qui-Gon bounced up, hissing in pleasure.

"aaah. Sith!" leaking thickness oozed down.

Soft nips along the thick neck. Qui-Gon purred, fangs clenched in delight. Obi-Wan slid back, torturously licking the big legs. Qui-Gon twitched with every lap of the tongue. Smiling, Obi-Wan licked his lips as he pulled heavy thighs wide open. He kissed the velvet cock tip that bobbed at him. A thin stream drained over his lower lip. Obi-Wan teased heavy balls with a pointed nail, gently poking the soft opening underneath. The hole clenched tightly over the tip of his finger.

"Are you ready for me?" Obi-Wan rasped in a low voice. He was nearly gone himself. The golden cock began to weep again.

Qui-Gon roared, throwing long legs high in the air. He grabbed muscled shoulders and pulled Obi-Wan forward.

"SSSSssSS!!"

Wild eyes met in dark lust as Obi-Wan plowed inside. The tight heat was wonderful, gripping and stroking his need. They sweated and howled, rocking wildly in the grass. Legs and arms wrapped in a tangle. Qui-Gons' train of hair was everywhere, splayed across the thicket and clinging to their soaked bodies as they bucked.

It was over too soon. Baying and shrieking they came, animalistic roars sounding in the night. Obi-Wan fell forward, his chest coated with cum that ran off his nipples. Muscled arms pulled him in slowly.

"ssss."

They watched each other as they deep kissed, eyes open. Blearily they nuzzled before succumbing to darkness.



Qui-Gon stared at the starlit sky. He was full with his lover, and his cock was squashed between them.

He had never been happier.

Obi-Wan stirred. "Mmm." the spiky head rubbed his cheek.

"Oh. Good night. The stars are out. Turn and see."

Obi-Wan slowly rolled off, pulling out. He looked up.

"The constellations. Look, they form so many shapes! Some of them almost look familiar."

"You've met some of them already."

Emerald eyes glowed in the moonlight over flush cheekbones. "What?" he sat up abruptly.

"The guardians. Across the universe they left their mark in antiquity. Now come here" Qui-Gon yanked him back down.

Obi-Wan curled into his arms as they lay on a patch of soft moss. "This moonlight is very romantic."

The regal features were sculpted in dim moonglow. "It is. And I love being in your arms like this, beloved" bright blue eyes reflected eerily in the dark

Obi-Wan stroked the soft goatee, tracing along the fine cheekbones. "You are beautiful, father. Strong."

Qui-Gon smiled gently. "My thanks."

Obi-Wan leaned across him, pulling hair away from his face. Qui-Gon sat up slowly. Obi-Wan edged alongside, combing the tangled mass with his fingers. It was full of grass and leaves.

"I should make you an idol" Obi-Wan teased. "Then I could worship you..."

Qui-Gon nipped his ear. "You're impossible."

Jade eyes were hot under red lashes. "I'd get down on my knees."

Qui-Gon eyed the glistening body hotly. His nose flared. "Sssss. Have a care. I may pin you down" a big hand slid along golden thighs.

Obi-Wan lay back, lifting a leg. "If you can" he sucked a finger, teasing another across his nipples.

"Ssss!!"

He was held in a crushing embrace. The big body pressed him hard into the grass. Qui-Gon kissed him wildly, hot tongue snaking his mouth.

"Gllghpf."

Obi-Wan gasped, writhing in pleasure under the warm weight. The blanket of hair cascaded over them both, making a curtain of seclusion. Spicy scent and musk blended with fragrant blooms in the deep thicket.

He couldn't move. The tongue pushed its way into his throat, tickling. He was stiff again, cock painful with need.

"Mllgfph" /Can't...let me up/

"Mmm" strong hips pushed. //Can't take it?//

The tongue stroked the back of his tonsils, pressing and teasing. Fire raced from his chest to his groin.

"Gkkkhk" /Going to...burst/ Obi-Wan was leaking again. Two heavy cocks rubbed in sweet friction.

"Mnnnn" //Can I come with you?//

Obi-Wan bucked up, out of control. Orgasm ripped through him suddenly as he clawed the broad back. His toes curled as muscled thighs wrapped around his lover.

Qui-Gon came immediately, growling deep in his throat as thick heat splattered between them. The pleasure was almost painful, shredding their senses as they nearly blacked out.

"Ghods" Obi-Wan whispered when he could speak again. He traced lazy circles on the wide back.

Qui-Gon purred. "You're fantastic, Obi-Wan."

"What a kiss, father" Obi-Wan sighed, content.

Qui-Gon made a gesture, creating a soft blanket. He wrapped it around them both. Obi-Wan settled in the cocoon. They lay back and looked at the stars again.

"We're going to be together for awhile" Obi-Wan said softly.

Qui-Gon rubbed cheeks. "Of course."

"We have no choice."

Pause. "What are you talking about?"

A small giggle. "We're too sticky to be apart."

Deep laugh. "Silly! I should've known better."

They were quiet awhile, enjoying the afterglow of loving.

"I have another question, father."

"Why am I not surprised?"

Obi-Wan stroked his lover under the blanket. "Did you know who your father was all along? I mean, really?"

"I told you I wondered. But there were so many lies I didn't know what to believe."

"And yet you still suspected it wasn't the Guardian. You even said so at the castle."

Blue eyes glowed. "I suppose that's right. On some level it never 'felt' true."

"I saw how you reacted when you found out the truth."

Deep eyes looked into his son. "It was more important to me than I realized. Yet I always held out hope..."

"That grandfather was the one?"

"When he took me prowling as a cub I would ask constantly. It was before I ignored my instincts and listened to falsehoods."

"I did neither."

"You must have been persuasive indeed to get Litthsyss to break a timeless pact."

Obi-Wan shifted. "I think he wanted to do it for a long time, really. But he just needed to hear someone else say it."

"And I'm grateful to you. My Ssarpati has a silken tongue" a nuzzle. "In more ways than one."

Obi-Wan blushed. "I just wanted you to experience what I did."

Qui-Gon lifted an eyebrow. "How so?"

"Well, I know how I felt when I knew my true father. And I saw the look on your face when grandfather did declare it. It was very gratifying."

Qui-Gon gazed at the sky again. "I almost felt like I was having an out of body experience. So many years of wondering, not being certain...and then to have such affirmation. I felt my heart swell as it did in my childhood."

Obi-Wan licked his throat. "I think Litthsyss enjoyed holding us like that."

Qui-Gon smiled gently."You looked so small, curled up and sleeping. And make no mistake Obi-Wan, father is fiercely protective."

Emerald eyes went wide. "More so than grandmother?"

Qui-Gon grinned. "Mother is more possessive. There's a difference."

"Oh."

Qui-Gon cuddled in close, smiling. "You know, whenever I was uncertain or afraid I would go to him and he would sing me to sleep. Father probably enjoyed it as much as I did."

Obi-Wan thought a minute. "Did he ever tell you things in your sleep?"

"In dreams, I think" Qui-Gon was suddenly still. "I would wake with a different perspective on my fears" a pause. "There was always the feeling he was bound by a secret. And an immortals' word is his bond. But I knew he was trying to tell me I was his son. I knew it!!"

Obi-Wan soothed him, stroking the long mane. "Hey, easy. I wasn't trying to upset you. It's over now, father."

Qui-Gon eased into his embrace. "Sorry. I guess...it's hard for me to let go just yet."

Obi-Wan kissed him softly. "At least you had the benefit of knowing him all along. And as you said yourself, no one denied you."

Blue eyes glimmered in understanding. "For that I'm grateful. I remember the look in his eyes when Llane presented me to him for the first time. I was terrified, but he just held me and kissed me."

Obi-Wan nestled in. "That's wonderful. Look, a comet blazes across the sky!" he pointed. A shooting star trailed across the void.

Qui-Gon nodded. "Lovely, isn't it? The universe is full of amazing events and circumstances."

Obi-Wan stared at the fading stream of light. "Wait...something else happens, father. Look!!" emerald eyes were wide.

In amazement they watched as a nearby constellation formed very specific shapes. The stars themselves seemed to swirl into patterns.

Qui-Gon was nearly speechless. "Obi-Wan, I've never seen the like-"

As he spoke the star forms converged into four symbols. Two were first, a three headed wolf and serpent that stretched to infinity. Next came a dragon and coiled serpent. The four figures rotated in harmony, making a brilliant display of light and color. In awe the two lovers sat up, gazing at the spectacle. The symbols merged and went nova before dissolving into random star patterns. Stunned, Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon looked at each other.

Obi-Wan found his voice. "Father, you don't think...someone did that for us?"

Qui-Gon looked up at the skies, nodding. "Someone did. Thank you, father" he burst into tears. Obi-Wan held him tightly as he wracked with sobs. Soft lips kissed the wet cheeks.

The spiky head rubbed against Qui-Gon. "It's wonderful" his own voice cracked with emotion. "He must have heard us. Didn't he once say he sees everything?"

Qui-Gon pulled away slowly, smiling. "No doubt, my Obi" he looked at his son with love, eyes sparkling like sapphires.

Obi-Wan smiled back, emerald eyes shining in the night. They lay down in the soft grass once more, snug in their blanket. Together they watched the field of stars.

"No doubt at all."



THE  END