Itsy Bitsy Spider

by Angel of Death

Title - Itsy Bitsy Spider
Author - Angel of Death (aka_baka_13631@sbcglobal.net)
Archive- yes
Category - Qui/Obi, Parody, PWP, POV, First-Time, Romance
Rating- NC-17
Warnings - None
Summary - Title says it all.
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"Master," I say walking into our quarters after a rather short night with my friends.

"Padawan, what are you doing back so early?" my master asks obviously concerned about my early arrival.

I simply couldn't tell him the truth, that it was because I couldn't stop thinking about him.

"I was tired, Master, and I have two classes to teach tomorrow."

"Very well, Padawan. What classes have the council unfairly doled out to you this time?"

"Advanced Huttese and Youngling saber drills."

"Interesting."

"Exceedingly. Not to mention the next month I have gymnastic kata for two weeks with the initiates."

"I'm so sorry, Padawan. Be glad you're lucky."

"Why is that, Master?"

"Master Yoda, got this wonderous idea that since I am so connected to the living force, he would assign me to creche duty while you have you joy filled classes."

"I feel your pain, Master. I know how much you hate creche duty."

"Yes, well I think I'll live."

"I'm pretty sure that you will, Master. Good night. I'll see you in the morning for first meal," I say rather quickly taking the chance to retire to my room before I say anything that I might regret.

Several minutes later I awoke with a rather sharp pain in my groin. I look down to find a decently sized spider crawling away. I moan in pain as I pull down my sleep pants to find a large and extremely painful red blotch on my penis. After taking a gander at the spider bite, I remove myself from the bed and carefully limp my way out of my room to the kitchen. The pain killers located there had just become my best friends. It didn't take long for my attentive master to join me.

"I thought you were going to bed, Padawan," there was no question in his voice.

"I was, Master."

"Well then, Padawan, why are you wide awake taking pain killers."

"A spider bit me."

"Bit you?"

"Yes, Master, bit me."

"Where did it bite you?"

"Uh. Master, that's not really important..."

"Where did it bite you, Padawan," there was no arguing with the tone of voice he used.

"My p-" I mumble the rest unable to stand the humiliation.

"Can you repeat that?"

"My Penis," I say knowing it is probably better to get this over with than to take my chances skirting around the subject. I can feel my face heat up and am more than sure it is as red if not redder than the brightest Kuja fruit.

"Well that must be extremely uncomfortable. Let me take a look at it. If it's really bad we might have to make a trip to the healers ward."

OH GODS WHY?! I slowly untie my sleep pants and see a mysterious glint in my master's eye. Something that has never been there before. Revealing myself to my master took more courage than I thought. If it was even remotely possible, I'm quite sure my face got even redder.

"That looks pretty bad," he says moving closer to where I stand by the sink.

"Yes, it's pretty painful," I say attempting to keep my mind out of the gutter and in the kitchen where it belongs.

"We had better that poison out of your system. It is best if we do that before it has a chance to get any worse," he says lowering himself before me, as he leans forward everything seems to go in slow motion. As I see him attach him mouth to the afflicted area I cannot find the power in myself to stop him. When the suction begins is when my mind is almost completely lost from the world.

I lean back against the counter as he continues to suck out the poison. The scenario I have just been placed in is better than any dream I could have ever imagined. I had always wished for something like this to happen, to have my master as a lover, more than a close friend and father figure. However, to have that dream become a reality is something I could never have seen coming.

As the suction continues I don't think I've ever felt better than this moment in time. When he stops to spit out the poison I almost cry out in anguish. When Qui-Gon returns to ravish me once again he wastes no time taking my entire cock in him mouth. This reality is better than anything I could have created, his mouth is the equivalent of liquid velvet. I find myself being pushed closer and closer to the edge of ecstasy. He begins to suck harder and move along the shaft of my swollen cock.

I can't resist the temptation to look down, what I see is the picture of perfection. As the sight of my master on his knees registers with the little bit of conciousness that is left I find myself losing the little control I had left. I don't think I have ever come so hard. I think I yelled, I don't remember. I do remember my knees buckling and my master catching me.

He smiled at me and placed a kiss on my lips before saying, "You have no idea how long I have waited to do that, Obi-wan."

"I think do," I say stealing another kiss.

"You know what, Master," I say after a good round of sex with my lovely Qui-Gon.

"What, Padawan?" he asks lightly tracing the lines on my stomach.

"I don't think I'm ever going to hurt a spider again."

"I'm sure you will," he says as I curl up in his arms and drift to sleep.

Author's Note: Yet, another Author's note... I bet you are all ready to kill me... anyway... this story is based off of this 911 call that I heard. (As is another story that I'm typing up next.)

Dispatcher: 911, what is the location of your emergency?

Citizen(gender not specified): Yes, there's a fellow here who was bit on his... well, his unit, and I think he needs some help. He says it was a poisonous spider of some sort. He wants me to suck out the poison, but I'm not going to do that.