PAIRING: Will(Qui)/Ian/(Obi)
UNIVERSE: The Amazing Mrs. Hamill's WHEEL OF IF
FOLLOWS: WHEEL, Episode 16
RATING: Definitely R, maybe a little NC-17
ARCHIVE: Yes to Master_Apprentice
SPOILERS: Not really - unless you haven't read WHEEL, Episode
16.
WARNINGS: None.
CATEGORY: Humor, Romance, A/U, First Time.
SUMMARY: What happened to Will Leeson and Ian McLawson, and
their series,Heroes of the Galaxy, after our Obi-Wan blinked
out to further travels in the Wheel.
THANK YOU'S: Its like the Oscars, gotta' do this! A hundred
gazillion "THANK YOU'S" to Terri Hamill for graciously allowing
me to take out her characters and play with them. As promised,
Terri, I return them to your sandbox in working order.
WHEEL in all its elegant brilliance is entirely hers; this
little corner of that Universe is my homage to Wheel. Terri -
again, so many many thanks for letting me hang out with Will
and Ian.
Annie Carr - partner mine, for beta above and beyond, my
profound gratitude. My Annie not only beta'd this sucker, she
did it while in bed with bronchitis and I'm sure she wished to
be doing anything but taming my addiction to the dreaded
ellipses.
NOTES: I don't think anybody could possibly mistake Mr. Leeson
and Mr. McLawson for anyone other than their universe's Qui-Gon
and Obi-Wan, but just to be safe: Mr. Leeson and Mr. McLawson
are their universe's Qui and Obi. They bear absolutely no
resemblence to anyone else in thought, word, deed or
appearance.
Think Jedi in tight jeans.
"He really was Obi-Wan." Will closed the door to their shared
dressing room and leaned against it. "He WAS Obi-Wan Kenobi."
Ian, who was in the middle of a bending and stretching
exercise, didn't stop what he was doing; he simply answered
Will, head between his knees: "I know that. I was just reading
about alternate dimensions the other day and remember that
lecture I took you to at the University last year? Must be
millions of possible realities. Not that I would actually want
to be traveling in them."
"Ian - he disappeared. Right in front of me." Will moved slowly
forward, trying - with no success - to ignore the perfect
backside presented to his gaze.
Ian McLawson touched the top of his head to the dressing room
floor a final time and resumed normal standing position. "Cool.
Did he tell you anything else?"
Will shook his head. "Just that he hoped my contract would be
all right. Which it probably won't." Just thinking about
swapping dimensions made his head ache. "I still think Serge is
going to pop several blood vessels, to say the least."
He pushed away from the door and sat down in the nearest chair.
He couldn't get away from the imagined chill of travelling from
dimension to dimension. "I hope he finds his Qui-Gon. I really
do."
Ian smiled, his expression one of warm affection. "So do I. And
for the thousandth time - stop worrying about your job."
"Serge fired Rebecca because you ran your hand over her ass.
How do you think he's going to take Obi-Wan deep-throating
Qui-Gon on live holocast? And what better excuse to send Qui
into the sunset afterwards? While Obi-Wan - brave and resigned,
newly knighted, goes on, his young apprentice in tow."
With exaggerated patience, Ian said, "Look, you've got a huge
fan base, right? Just as large as mine. Maybe more - Serge is
not stupid enough to toss that away for some brat whose voice
hasn't even changed yet. And if he is - he can hardly do that
if the ratings are through the roof."
"Has Rebecca found another job?"
"She's auditioning all over the place."
Will nodded, his expression grim. "My point exactly.
Auditioning. Ian - I'm too old to start doing the rounds
again." He studied his face in the mirror dispassionately.
"She's what? 25? And I'm. . ."
"Just fine the way you are." Ian was firm. "And, besides, you
always have m..." Whatever he was about to say was lost as
there was a knock on the door.
Rina, Serge's Assistant, stuck her head into the room. "FYI,
the live broadcast is put back until Friday."
"That's two more days, why?" Ian asked.
She shrugged and Will absently noted that her purple
fingernails exactly matched the shade of her short, spiky hair.
"The As The Yardstick Turns' producers pitched a fit about our
live broadcast on the same night as their big Bonding Ceremony
ep. Serge owes their executive producers a favor. So, we're
live on Friday. Downtime tomorrow, another walk through and
blocking on Thursday, dress rehearsal Friday afternoon, live
holocast 7 sharp."
"It's meant to be," Ian said as soon as Rina departed. "Has to
be - why else would we get two more days to work out our ad lib
and maybe practice?"
"Right." Will said. Inwardly, he was definitely not so sure.
"Ian," Rebecca watched him move his dinner from one side of the
plate to the other for the fifth time in as many minutes, "when
are you going to tell Will the truth?"
"About what?" Ian rearranged his pasta into a maze pattern. He
didn't look up.
"About how you feel. About how you really want things to be.
About the fact that you and I are just sharing this house until
Jara finishes her post-doc work. Or how about the fact that you
and I have always just been friends? Or that you want to spend
your life with him? Or any of a 100 things we've talked about
over the past couple of years."
The commitment band on her right hand sparkled silver in the
warm lighting of Ian's kitchen. Ian stared at it with
undisguised envy and then finally looked up and met her eyes.
Sighing loudly, he said, "Oh sure, Becca. I can see it now. I
walk up to Will Leeson, my co-star and good friend and say:
"Will, I think you should know that Rebecca is married to a
woman named Jara who is going to be a big time virologist any
day now. And we've always been like brother and sister. And by
the way, I've wanted to ravish you ever since I walked in to do
my first reading with you. The feelings haven't stopped,
they've just gotten stronger over the years." Oh, absolutely.
That would go ever so extremely well."
"Actually, I wasn't going to suggest you say any of that."
"Really?"
"Really." She smiled and moved his plate away before he could
start venturing into food art again. "I was going to suggest
you tell him something simple like "I love you."'
Ian opened his mouth to contradict her and couldn't. He sighed.
"Lot of good it does me."
"You might be surprised. You never will know what might be, if
you don't talk to Will."
"At least this way, we're friends." He got up and began putting
their dishes into the washing unit. "If I lost that, I don't
know what I would do. I need him, Becca."
"And if you gained something more?"
He pushed the machine's start button. "I'll think about it."
"Serge, I know what I am talking about."
"Sweetie, who is the producer?"
"I'd like to know that myself." Lucasta Zukas glared at her
husband across the dinner table. Gods, he was so frustrating!
"Serge, your viewer base is women. Aged 20 - 65. They love Ian.
They adore Will. Don't mess with that. And another thing - they
want the subtext between Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan expanded upon."
"Sweetie, you know perfectly well the kids don't like romance."
"Serge - KIDS do not watch the show. They do not buy the
advertisers' products, WOMEN watch the show, buy the stuff, and
it is about time you figured that out."
When he smiled at her like that, his bearded, cheerful face
gently condescending, Lucy wanted to throw bread at him.
"Sweetie, you just spend the money. Let me make it."
Lucy sipped her tea and almost bit her tongue in two. Just
wait. One opening. One chance to show you I'm right. Just one
chance. Aloud she said: "And I told you before and I'm telling
you again - you are wrong. You are SO wrong. And stop calling
me 'Sweetie.' I hate that."
"Swee-Honeybear - chill out. I know my viewers. No romance. No
subtext. The kids wouldn't buy it. They think all that
emotional stuff is yukky." He drank some wine. "Is this a new
recipe for the quava?"
Lucy gulped down the rest of her tea and thought: Just wait.
Will's car was an older model. It ran on a combination of solar
battery power and recycled power packs - an innovation the
Volvaran Motor Company had pioneered, which proved lastingly
appealing to the economy minded citizens of Coruscant and
Coruscant City. This vehicle was dependable, well-built and
completely uninteresting. No flash whatsoever. Not unlike, Will
thought on more than one occasion, himself. Millions of women
might drool over "Heroes of the Galaxy", might daydream
endlessly about being saved from the dripping fangs of a
starving rancor by Qui-Gon Jinn, might line up in the rain for
hours to get Will Leeson's autograph; he still looked in the
mirror and saw a rather ordinary middle-aged man with nothing
particular to recommend him.
In any event, the car ran well, needed little in the way of
maintenance and got him where he wanted to go. Which was all
Will Leeson cared about. He left the sports models and racing
bikes to his co-star.
He could have purchased something new and expensive and
eye-catching, but new and expensive and eye-catching was simply
not in his nature. Heroes might be a bona fide success/hit. For
him, behind the present success lay over 20 years of slogging.
Oh, he'd always worked - theater, commercials, guest shots on
holovid series and what were termed "interesting" character
parts in holofilms. Always working, never quite hitting that
break-through part. Life had taught him to be careful. When the
money began rolling in after (unbelievably to him) Heroes
became a hit, he'd saved far more than he spent. He'd never
even owned a car until Ian's constant teasing about his lack of
wheels finally got to him. So, he'd gone shopping and acquired
his present vehicle. Pre-owned, naturally. Ian had teased him
about that too, and he smiled a little ruefully, remembering.
Ian. Now there was a thought to conjure with. Ian McLawson was
beautiful - there was no other word for it. He shouldn't have
been - but he was, and the beauty extended both inside and out.
Some stars had "attitudes" and distanced themselves from their
fans the second they made it. Will had seen Ian happily
chatting and signing autographs for fans young and old until he
must have wanted to fall over, but he was never anything other
than friendly and gracious. Not that he, Will, would leave if
there was still one person waiting for an autograph, but he had
to force himself to make small talk. Ian chatted happily to
everyone as though he was at a family reunion.
Surprising interests lay behind the tempting exterior - fans
would have been surprised to see Ian - with the same endless
patience used signing autographs - coaching a handicapped
children's acting class in Lower Coruscant City. Or reading one
of the volumes of obscure poetry he collected with obsessive
delight. Or knowing that their studio dressing room and Ian's
house overflowed with books on every conceivable subject, from
physics to the theory and practice of martial meditation. A
very interesting mind, had Ian, the breadth and depth of his
interests quite astonishing.
Not that the physical left much to be desired either. Tall -
though not as tall as Will (but not many men were), square jaw
, with a cleft in the middle of his chin. Will had often
wondered what Ian's smooth skin would taste like. His auburn
hair was kept in the short spiky style Serge deemed a "Padawan
cut." Ian often groused about the fact that his contract
wouldn't let him change his hair, but somewhere during the
second season the long Padawan braid, tucked behind and flowing
down from his left ear, had become really his as well.
Qui-Gon/Will often teased him by tugging on it. And then there
was his most remarkable feature, his eyes. Changeable eyes that
seemed blue one second, brown the next, and then green. Added
to a lithe, well-muscled body, lush, very kissable lips and. .
.
Will sighed. Very kissable and very off-limits. He ran a hand
over his short beard, reminding himself firmly that he was too
old, too tall, too plain and way too male, to appeal to Ian
McLawson.
A horn blared and Will jumped. The traffic signal had turned to
gold and he put his foot down on the power pad with rather more
force than necessary. Much more of this and he would never get
home in one piece. Better not to think about Ian at all while
driving and most especially not when the man was more than
half-way to having Will, most cautious of men, talked into
doing what amounted to pure insanity. At least he had 12 hours
or so to steel himself against the siren call of his co-star.
Though Will knew, as inevitably as the sunrise, at some point
on the morrow, Ian would either call him or show up expecting
to "rehearse."
"What are you doing here?"
Ian shrugged. "Are you going to let me in?"
Will stared at the man on his doorstep for another long moment
and then stood back, 'Um, sure. Come in." 12 hours? Not even 4
hours had passed since leaving the studio - not nearly enough
time. All his stern intentions turned to mush when faced with
the reality of Ian McLawson radiating sexual good cheer.
Ian glided past him, wearing the tight, faded denim leggings he
favored when not working and a pale green t-shirt. Will caught
a whiff of the spicy scent that was uniquely Ian and gulped.
"So, what brings you here at this time of night?"
Ian flowed into Will's living room and flopped onto a sofa.
"This time of night? Will, its not even midnight."
"I know that. Where's Rebecca?"
Ian shrugged. "Dance class. She's teaching at the Coruscant
Academy this semester."
"I see. So," Will fought the urge to begin pacing and sat down
instead, opposite his partner, "like I said - what brings you
here?"
"Practice."
He ran a hand over his beard, a nervous gesture, and made a
final attempt at reason. "Ian - I've been thinking and I'm sure
this is not going to work."
"Of course it will work," one eyebrow went up, "unless you have
some deep-seated revulsion towards me. Do you have a
deep-seated revulsion towards me?
How to answer that one? What would Ian do if he answered with
complete candor: 'Why not at all Ian. In fact, for starters,
I'd like to fuck you into screaming, senseless ecstasy.' Will
studied his hands as though he'd never seen them before,
grateful that the past shoulder-length hair he kept for his
role hid what might have been a telltale face. "That's not it,
the problem is Serge."
"You don't have to kiss Serge. Frankly, I wonder just how Mrs.
Serge stands kissing Serge."
"Ian!"
"That lady deserves a medal. I prefer men with hair." Ian was
grinning now, and Will couldn't help laughing.
"Fine. Point taken."
"And I don't revolt you, right?"
Ian almost looked - anxious? But the expression flickered for
just a moment on Ian's face and then was gone before he could
identify it. "No, you don't revolt me. Of course not."
"Well, then?"
Will took a deep breath, opened his mouth to argue and heard
himself say instead, "We should figure out where in the scene
to do it."
Was it his overeager imagination, or did Ian visibly relax?
"How about from my line, you know, when Qui-Gon turns up a day
after Obi-Wan has received the false report that Qui's been
eaten by a Rancor, and I say 'Master, you're alive!' and you
say 'As you see, Padawan.' I could kiss you then."
Will thought about it, mentally running through the scene in
question. "That should work."
Ian nodded. "It fits, too, because I'm supposed to say 'I'm so
glad you're alive, Master' and you reply "As am I, Obi-Wan."
Which still fits, even after we kiss."
"And then we roll credits, so if Serge is still alive, he can
kill us off camera."
"Absolutely."
Will stood up, mentally chanting "I am not nervous" as he did
so. "Take it from the point where Qui-Gon enters the comm
center?"
Ian rose to his feet "OK. Let's see," He walked over and stood
next to a library table on the opposite side of the room. He
paused, then went on talking, blocking the scene out loud:
"Obi-Wan is looking over data readouts, expression nobly
worried," he furrowed his brow to suitable effect, "and Qui-Gon
quietly enters and watches him for a beat, then Obi turns
around and looks shocked, then delighted." He turned around,
gazed at Will for a heartbeat, while shock and then delighted
amazement painted his face.
Will patiently waited for him to deliver the lines.
OBI-WAN: Master! You're alive!
QUI-GON: As you see, Padawan.
Ian nodded approval, then continued thinking aloud. "OK, now,
normally, you would join me at the computer terminals and my
line is 'I'm so glad you're alive' and you respond, 'As am I,
Obi-Wan', but instead. . ."
Will couldn't have moved if his life depended on it, and was
that really his heart pounding its way out of his chest? He
gripped the back of the sofa for support, cleared his throat
and prompted, "Instead?"
"What?" Ian shook his head as though to clear it. "Oh, instead
I'm going to move over to you very swiftly - that commanding
walk thing," Ian suited actions to words, "pull your head down
and," his fingers tangled in the long silky strands of Will's
hair. He looked into Will's eyes for a long moment, then
whispered, "And kiss you."
It was the lightest of touches, just a ghosting of soft lips
across his own, but it electrified Will, sending arcs of
sensation straight south. Someone - he thought it might have
been Ian - murmured something that sounded like "so soft" and
then Ian was kissing him, really kissing him. Will froze when
Ian's tongue licked gently at his own lips, asking entrance,
then, as Ian began to pull away, his rational self shut down,
and he acted on pure instinct, tightening his arms around Ian
and parting his lips at the same moment. Fire raced along
Will's nerve endings as Ian's tongue moved slickly to twine
with his, and he moaned, low in his throat.
At some point he was dimly aware that Ian had pulled him down
until they were entwined on the sofa. His t-shirt had
disappeared along the way, and the fastening to his jeans was
wide open.
When Ian's long fingers began massaging Will's erection, his
own hardness pressed firmly against Will's hip, however, some
last vestige of sanity grabbed center stage. Gasping, Will
pulled away from Ian, who looked up at him, flushed, dazed,
lips swollen with their kisses.
"What?" Ian definitely sounded annoyed and reached out to pull
Will back down into his arms. When Will resisted, he simply
raised himself up, and talented lips and teeth latched firmly
on to Will's left nipple, suckling with passionate care and
intensity.
"Wait, Ian. . .oh, that feels so good. . ." Suction on his
nipple increased, and Will wasn't having any luck with his
breathing, the last thing he wanted was to stop and have a
conversation, but this had to be said. "I'm not. . .this is
heading for. . .Ian - what about Rebecca?"
"I'll leave her a voicemail." Ian managed to wriggle even
closer and was nipping happily at Will's throat.
"IAN."
The earlier question and the desperation in Will's voice when
he said his name, at last penetrated Ian's passion-fogged
consciousness. Finally, his synapses connected with why Will
was asking about Rebecca. "Will - Rebecca is married. Jara is
taking a post-doctoral degree and she's been posted to the back
of beyond doing virology studies for a year. When Serge fired
Rebecca, well, letting her share the house was the least I
could do, since it was my idea that cost her the job. We've
been friends forever - since drama school. But that is all."
Will was smiling down at him and Ian caught his breath. "Oh. I
just didn't want to, that is, you know."
"I know. Will - there isn't anybody else."
"In that case," Will paused.
"Yes?"
"Maybe we could move this off the sofa?"
Now, however, it seemed to be Ian who was having some qualms.
"Are you sure about this Will? Because, you know, we can stop
right now. I - We are not going to do anything you aren't
comfortable with."
"Ian."
"What?"
"Come to bed, please? I would very much like you to make love
to me until I scream."
Ian ran gentle fingers down the side of Will's face. "There's
nothing I want more, but are you absolutely certain?"
Will turned his head and nipped lightly at the long fingers.
"I'm certain. I want you inside me."
Without regret, Ian let his qualms go. "Oh, yes."
Will lay flat on his back, a sleeping, sated Ian sprawled
across him.
He was smiling. Content. Happy. Could never really remember
being this happy before, actually. Which, naturally, made him
worry, because it was one thing to be alone and not know what
one was missing, and quite another to be alone and know what
one was missing.
//Must you think so much?//
"I am not thinking too. . ." Will trailed off as he realized
the question was in his head and the voice was not his own.
"What?"
Ian still appeared to be asleep. His voice, in Will's head, was
grumpy. //I'm happy, you are happy, why can't you just be
happy?//
Carefully, Will said: "Ian, um, did you say something?"
Ian snorted, and pushed himself partially upright. He looked as
though he'd been rode hard and put away wet, which was, in
fact, the case. "I said," he began, then stopped as he realized
his earlier comments had not been conventionally vocalized. "I
didn't use my vocal chords!"
"That's what I was trying to tell you."
"You try it."
//Do you hear this?//
Ian laughed. "Yes! Wow, this is great! I wonder," He was
sitting all the way up now, eyes green with possibilities, "how
far away from each other we can be and still communicate?"
"Ian."
"I mean - think of the time it would save! And no teleunits! No
possibility of some infotabloid picking up a conversation and
splashing it over the net." His eyes narrowed, expression
becoming positively wicked, "Just think, telesex without the
hassles."
"Ian."
"I could be doing, say a film over on the other sideof the
planet, and you could be here doing a play, and all we'd have
to do is think at each other!"
"Ian," Will began, and then, as he realized what the
conversation was actually about: "You're looking at long term?"
"Well, of course, we should plan, I mean, I thought that. . ."
His eyes were intensely green, which dimmed to gray as Will
just studied him intently, and then he lowered his gaze to the
sheets. A wash of red stained Ian's face as he mumbled, "Sorry.
Didn't mean to jump to conclusions."
"Ian."
"I mean, of course, naturally, you probably have no wish to get
into a relationship right now, especially since we work
together every day, and I should not presume. It's just that
I've wanted this for so long."
"Ian."
"Yes?"
Will grasped the other man's arms and gently pushed him flat on
the bed, following him down, covering him with his own body. "A
long-term relationship what I want too." He kissed Ian's nose
and quite happily tossed a lifetime of being cautious out the
window. "How about the next 100 years or so?"
"Oh," was all the reply he got, but the way Ian's eyes glowed
luminescent green told him a great deal.
Will smiled at his lover's bemused face. "I'll take as long a
time with you as I can get." He kissed Ian again, on the mouth
this time, which turned out to be a lengthy business. //Besides
- don't you feel this. . .connection between us? It's like -
something is singing. Why else would we be able to communicate
this way?//
//Some kind of bond thing? I read about soul bonds a few months
ago. This does. . .this feels like that.//
//It feels wonderful.//
"So," Ian switched to regular speech, "um, I don't suppose you
would want to move in with me? Not that I don't like your
apartment, but it is kind of small for two people, isn't it?
Rebecca is going to be gone in another month, and my house is
pretty big for just one person. Of course - if you'd rather
not, just say so."
"Ian."
"What?"
Will silenced him most effectively.
It was the evening of the live broadcast. Lights and
corresponding filament boxes hovered everywhere. The set of the
comm center looked amazingly real - but it had to. Live
holocast transmissions were notoriously unforgiving about
showing up fake terminals and less than state-of-the art set
dressing. Serge Zukas was not one to stint on money if it made
his production look better. So money had been spent, and the
set looked like the real thing.
Will, in Qui-Gon costume, looked around him thoughtfully. After
this evening he might never be here again, but the thought
didn't bother him the way it would have even a few days ago.
The reason for his present peace of mind looked up from
studying the layout of the computer terminals and smiled across
the set.
//Ready?"//
Will was rapidly becoming accustomed to the mental
communication between them, but he still jumped in his skin
and, hearing mental chuckling, grimaced. //I'll get used to
this, and yes - I'm ready.//
//I just hope I hear Bianca yell "cut" when we go to roll
credits.// Ian sounded serenely uncaring of whether he actually
broke their on-camera kiss or not.
//You won't have to hear Bianca, Ian, that loud screaming
coming from Serge will break the mood, I'm sure.//
Another shared grin, and then Ian's attention was claimed by
the director. An assistant wardrobe person walked up and Will
stood patiently while he was sprayed with some more dust. When
he was dusted to the boy's satisfaction, he surveyed his
costume with humor. Normally, Qui-Gon was the epitome of Jedi
neatness and order, with nary a hair out of place. However, in
this episode he'd narrowly escaped being a Rancor appetizer,
then had to slog over the desert to reach the city where
Obi-Wan and the rest of their party were ensconced in a
fortuitous rebel base. Accordingly, he was artfully spattered
with dirt, his tunics were ripped, and he'd lost his cloak in
the escape from the Rancor. Nothing like going out in style.
"OK EVERYBODY HEADS UP! PLACES NOW!" The assistant director
didn't have to bellow, but he enjoyed it. Hovercams slid into
position and lighting filaments came up to full brightness.
On camera, Obi-Wan/Ian frowned studiously and earnestly
surveyed the flickering computer terminals. Will made his way
around to stand just off camera behind the "door" to the comm
center.
"And we are live in 5, 4, 3, 2, ACTION."
Obi-Wan/Ian stared at the terminals, assessing data readouts,
brow furrowed. If only Qui-Gon were here. . .
Bianca, the director, tapped Will on the shoulder. He nodded,
head up, shoulders back and became Qui-Gon Jinn. Qui-Gon/Will
entered the comm center and silently watched his worried
Padawan.
Two beats, and then Obi-Wan/Ian glanced up and saw him. Shock,
followed by incredulous joy broke across his face. Then he was
up, striding across the room to Qui-Gon. "Master! You're
alive!"
"As you see, Padawan." Qui-Gon's words were formal, but his
expression was tender and his tone anything but stilted.
Outside the studio, 20 million viewers (95% of them women
between the ages of 20 and 65, who made the purchasing
decisions in their families) sat up, held their breaths, and
Took Notice. Several million picked up teleunits and called
their friends. Several more million punched into the infonet
and began sending frantic messages.
Inside the studio, Serge turned to his Director and said
"Bianca! What is this? He was supposed to stay at the
terminal."
Bianca didn't take her bemused gaze from the actors. "Shut up,
Serge."
On camera, Obi-Wan reached up, tangled his hands in Qui-Gon's
hair, pulled the tie-back out, impatiently flung it any which
way, then brought his Master's mouth down to his. Lips met lips
in a searing, open-mouthed kiss, just glimpsed in full, before
Qui-Gon's unbound hair swung forward to curtain the view.
Outside the studio, and audience now totaling 25 million
viewers (95% of them women who made the purchasing decisions
for their families) fell over. Those who didn't melt, cheered.
Inside the studio, Serge Zukas, bald head glistening beneath
the hot lights, was gibbering, "What! WHAT! Stop the
transmission!"
Bianca ignored him. "For the love of Jom, shut up, Serge!"
On camera, The Kiss had reached its conclusion, Obi-Wan and
Qui-Gon parting lips with a reluctance that was obvious even to
an apoplectic Serge.
Smiling up at his beloved, Obi-Wan said "I'm so glad you're
alive, Master."
One large hand tenderly cupping his equally beloved's face,
Qui-Gon dropped a kiss on his Obi-Wan's nose and answered "As
am I, my Obi-Wan."
Though their attention was solely on each other, both Obi/Ian
and Qui/Will were later to say that they distinctly heard the
sound of Serge's blood vessels popping, one by one.
"That was fantastic!" Bianca was beside herself. "I've been
telling him for two years this is what the show needed. You
guys were marvelous!" She hugged them both, and then ran off,
perpetually in motion the way most TV directors were.
Serge loomed up in front of them. Despite the dark hue of his
skin, they could see he was purple with rage. "My office.
Morning. First thing," was all he managed to say before
lurching off, followed by Rina, who paused only to grin back at
them and give them a vigorous thumbs up sign.
"I do believe he was frothing." Will remarked.
"Absolutely purple in the face." Ian agreed. "Shall we change
back into our street clothes?"
"Absolutely. And then go home and take them off."
"Right."
"After all," Will said virtuously, "practice makes perfect. If
we're going to keep this added dimension to the series and
all."
"What if, he doesn't reconsider?" Ian sighed, "Hell, what am I
saying? Face it. We're unemployed."
Will shook his head, expression as serene as any Qui-Gon Jinn
had ever sported. "Me. If anyone goes, it will be me."
Visibly distressed, Ian put a hand out, which Will grasped
firmly. "I'm so sorry, Will, I know you just wanted to keep the
job, but. . ."
Will pulled Ian into his arms. //I love you. I should have
mentioned that before.//
"You do?"
Will nodded, waiting.
Ian's mental voice was a caress. //Oh, that is good. Because
I've loved you for years. I wanted you from the first time we
read together.//
//Let's go home and make up for lost time.//
They were in the car, Will driving, before he answered Ian's
comment about being sorry if Will got fired. "The job doesn't
matter you know - before, I only had the show." In spite of
everything, Will's cheeks turned red, but he went on doggedly,
determined to be honest, "I hated the thought of getting canned
because it meant losing you, but now -"
"You are stuck with me." Ian snuggled down next to him, glad
that the Volvaran did not possess sport seats, but a nice
sofa-like front seat that allowed him as much body contact with
Will as he could take. "So, that's all right then." He bent his
head, pushed Will's t-shirt aside, and began nuzzling his
stomach.
//And besides - you can support me.//
Will yelped as Ian stopped gently nuzzling his stomach and bit
down not so lightly.
Rina greeted them the next morning. "Uh, Mrs. Serge is ready to
see you."
She watched them exchange puzzled glances and elaborated a
little. "Very recent management change. And - guys - that was
great. Oh - by the way," she plopped back down at her desk,
picked up a gold-wrapped package and handed it to Ian.
"Congratulations."
"What is this?" Will asked curiously. Ian was turning the box
around, as though he could see the contents.
"A present - from me. You're a couple now, right?"
"Uh," Will began, then thought: The heck with it. "Yes, we
are."
Ian's eyes were a very deep green. "Thank you, Rina." He patted
the present, "I'm sure we'll love chocolate body paints."
Her eyes widened. "How did you know? Oh, never mind - I thought
you'd get a chuckle out of them. You're just so cute together!
Go on in."
"Morning," Mrs. Serge was seated behind Serge's massive desk,
teleunit attached to one ear, "I'll be right with you boys."
She listened to the teleunit for a moment, then said "No,
listen to me, Sweetie, I own 55% of the production company, and
our discussion ended at 4 this morning. Yes. . .I've just sent
Marcus over with some vidgame ideas for you to develop, the
kids will love them. . .right. . .I'll be home late, Sweetie,
don't wait dinner for me." She snapped the tiny unit off and
smiled at them across the expanse of desk.
Ian just had to ask: "What DID happen to Serge?"
"When I got him calmed down, he and I had a long discussion,
and we mutually agreed it would be better - at least for now -
if I took over Heroes of the Galaxy and he devoted his energies
to the vidgames end of the business." She shrugged, "I've
always owned the rancor's share of the stock, so he really
couldn't argue."
Will nodded, "I know the show was your idea, Lucy. It's about
time."
"Thanks, Will. Now - I understand couple congratulations are in
order? Well, I can't give you as much time off as I'd like, but
we are going to shut down production for about a week while I
drive myself into a wall doing new scripts to finish out this
season. Be back here ready to work in 10 days. Your new scripts
will be delivered as soon as I get them done. Oh, and these,"
she passed over palm data pads, "contain the details of your
new contracts. Originals have already been forwarded to your
agents. What do you think?"
Dazed, Will reviewed his. "But, Lucy - this gives me a 10%
share in the actual series, as well as vesting immediately, and
extending my contract to play Qui-Gon for three years."
Ian nodded, "Mine is ditto that. Why?"
"You two ARE the series. Last night you went out on a limb for
us - and it worked, and then some. At the start of the
broadcast we had 20 million viewers, testing just before the
kiss showed viewership had grown by 5 million and by the time
credits rolled we were up to 35 million. That means Heroes is
the TOP rated show in holocast history. And not only that,
we're inundated with infonet messages telling us GOOD JOB and
WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG? and KEEP IT UP OR ELSE."
Ian flushed as he caught Will's nonverbal //Oh, keeping it up
won't be a problem at all. Now, keeping it down, that's another
story.//
Externally, Ian and Will were grinning. "Great."
Lucy nodded. "So, you will sign?"
//Well, what do you think?// Ian asked.
//I'm happy as long as you are.//
Out loud, Ian said "We're in.
EPILOGUE
"Will,"
Will stopped contemplating the star holos on Ian's ceiling,
stretched, decided they needed a bigger bed as soon as
possible, and tightened his hold around Ian's waist, "Hmm?"
Ian turned over, slid his leg between Will's, bringing them
into closer body contact, and rested his head on Will's chest.
"Do you suppose that other me, the real Obi-Wan, ever found his
Qui-Gon?"
"What makes you ask that?"
"Its just - if what I've read about alternate realities is
true, then he really IS me, and his Qui-Gon really IS you, and
if that's the case I'd like them to be happy. As happy as we
are. So, I just thought - do you think they ever found each
other?"
Will considered the question, seeing their visitor in his
mind's eye. A feeling of peace, not connected entirely to the
man in his arms, washed through him. "If it hasn't already
happened, I think he will, Ian, I really do."