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Pairing: Qui/Obi
Cameo: by all the authors of M_A who ever talked to their Obi!muse....
Rating: NC-17 for language
Summary: Prologue to "50 ways to screw your lover".
Disclaimer: I don't own Qui-Gon Jinn, nor do I own Obi-Wan Kenobi. They belong to Mr. George Lucas. The song "50 ways to leave your lover" has been written and performed by Paul Simon and I hope he forgives me for abusing it like this.
Prologue (as sung by Obi-Wan)
"The problem is all inside your head", my author said to me
"The answer is easy if you take it logically
I'd like to help you to forget your serenity
There must be fifty ways to screw your lover"
She said "it's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to screw your lover
Fifty ways to screw your lover"
Just suck the dick, Rick
Go on and rim, Tim
Tie him up good, Jude
Just get your staff free
Don't make a fuss, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
drop to your knees, Lee
And get your staff free
Just rut in the mud, Spud
ride the cock, Rock
You might need a toy, Roy
Just listen to me
have sex on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
do it against a tree, Lee
And get your staff free
She said "it grieves me so to see you in such pain
I think there is something I could do to make you smile again"
I said "I appreciate that and would you please explain
About the fifty ways"
She said "why don't we both just muse about it tonight
And I believe soon you'll begin to see the light"
And then she hugged me and I realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways to screw my lover
Fifty ways to screw my lover
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